There was a teenager named Donna,
Who never said, "No, I don't wanna."
Two days out of three,
She would shoot LSD,
And on weekends she smoked marijuana.

She was hot on a man-in-van loser.
God, when Jim take a weekend to use her.
So stoned are the two,
and nerdy dead so,
Donna would find a swan to amuse her.

This Be the Verse, by Philip Larkin

A poem by an English poet:

They fuck you up, your mom and dad,
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had,
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn,
By men in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were sloppy-stern,
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands misery to man,
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Dryly panning fan land hymn:

Somewhere in the united kay (k)
A youth was born, a bitter one
He tried so hard to laugh that day
But he couldn't, cause it wasn't fun

So he said: "Hell! Fuck!" and turned to dad:
"The fault is moms and yours, Pop. You see,
you shitty fatty parents are so sad.
You always please yourself, but oh, not me."

"Let me shave thy cat for play.
Let me hack at Jenny at home.
Let me fry the pony and hey.
Don't do sex if i'm at home."

Possessed by the devil of doom,
He made love to a ghost in a tomb:
He did it, they say,
In the regular way -
Under the sheets, I presume.

So whatever the goblins say,
uh, they did it again today.
Sod messed up in sheet,
hides love for her heat:
Meet me, so duel, tomb-prey!

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