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God Save the Queen
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their knavish tricks,
Confuse their politics,
On you our hopes we fix,
God save us all!
Not in this land alone,
But be God's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world o'er.
From every latent foe,
From the assassins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
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God Help the Queen
Lumbered with Phil The Greek,
Edward's an average geek,
Margaret's "Gorn orf to Mustique",
God help our sovereign Queen!
Anne's looking like a horse,
Queen Mother's on the sauce,
And income tax, of course,
God help the poor Queen!
Andy's a gross smug git,
On the stairs, oh, not corgi shit?
Oh god, hard life, isn't it?
Sorry, Ma'am, Mrs Queen!
Even Windsor burnt to the ground,
Fergie skis every year round,
That goon Charles the love of Camilla found,
End soon for our Queen.
Royals would never once be missed,
Have no reason to even exist,
End soon, costs for the Civil List,
We've no use now for The Queen.
We've the monarchy on the slide,
'Cos ever since she died,
Our fave, Diana's been deified,
Ah, God help us all!
Buck House? A stud-farm shed,
For a family that's too inbred.
But to vote for President Blair instead?
No, never! God save us! I mean...!
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