| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 35 | Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin = Initial theme for BBC telling young a story. |
2 | David Bourke | 30 | Lockdown restrictions = Strict, closed in, no work. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Quarantine workout = Take a run now, or quit? |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | Who's Trump's only remaining friend in the world? = "The stunning and worshiped fellow in my mirror!" |
4 | Tom Myers | 14 | Red State / Blue State = A street battle's due. |
6 | Dean Mayer | 13 | Adventurers, embrace your erotic wishes = Buy her some Victoria's Secret underwear. |
7 | Tyler Severance | 9 | Dystopian nightmare = Monday....IN EIGHT PARTS! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Male porn stars = Rampant losers. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Damsel in distress = Lass did resist men. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | He clearly isn't used to being held to account = No close scrutiny - I cheat then dodge a bullet! |
11 | View | 3 | The extraordinary times = Try to remain staid here. X. |
11 | Maurice Goddard | 3 | 'Pride is a flower that grows in the Devil's garden' ~ refers to vain, wild, piggish, sewer rat: The Donald. |
Total points: | 159 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 44 | Grimm Brothers' old fairy tale of Sleeping Beauty = Deeply fishy to grab a girl in slumber after #MeToo! |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 37 | Late Night with Seth Meyers: A Closer Look = A hoot, or take the merciless news lightly. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 32 | The Meditations by Marcus Aurelius = Literature used by a Stoic humanism. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Nelson Mandela's autobiography 'Long Walk To Freedom' = Book profiles Meg and mate's long haul to L.A.? No dern way! |
5 | Tom Myers | 9 | Hitler painted ‡ The ideal print. |
6 | David Bourke | 8 | Bohemian Rhapsody ~ is by Dharam? No hope! |
Total points: | 148 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
1 | John Murray | 28 | Due to government indecision ~ Covid nineteen is urgent doom. |
2 | Josiah Winslow | 21 | The coronavirus pandemic = No medication, sharp curve. |
2 | Ed Pegg Jr | 21 | We're all in this together = We are still here tonight. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | A simple 'NO!' in ~ Minneapolis. |
5 | David Bourke | 14 | The policeman Derek Chauvin = Choked ethnic man...a pure evil. |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 12 | Differences between the Republicans and Democrats = 1: Screecher acts demented (POTUS) 2: Affable winner (Biden) |
6 | Tom Myers | 12 | Vaccine trial shows promise = How more can live past crisis. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | The Corona crisis = One historic scar. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Boris Johnson defends Dominic Cummings' road trip = "Is car-riding hop forbidden? No, just common dimness." |
9 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Saluting health care workers = Urge: we all thank heroic stars. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | A short visit to Barnard Castle = That bastard clears vision? Rot! |
9 | View | 6 | The Coronavirus pandemic = Coup on vitamin D research. |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Coronavirus detection dogs = Canines get odour, COVID sort. |
14 | Tyler Severance | 0 | We are all in this together ‡ Well there it is a NO GATHER! |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.519) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | The American president Donald Trump = Idle man underreports that pandemic. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 39 | Captain Sir Thomas Moore ~ is a rare champion to most. |
3 | Valery Silivanov | 26 | Mathematician Grigory Perelman = Hypermagical enigma terminator. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | The Labour Party's Member of Parliament Diane A... = A lame MP; oh, but a first-rate mate in bed? E... |
5 | View | 12 | Woody Allen (Allan Stewart Konigsberg) = Wow, really strange absent-looking lad! |
5 | David Bourke | 12 | The late singer 'Little' Richard Wayne Penniman = What an entirely thrilling man...rested in peace. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin = I surmise, main Mr. Putin thinks he is similar. |
Total points: | 153 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.269) |
1 | David Bourke | 37 | The president of the USA = Here's the stupid fat one! |
2 | Richard Grantham | 27 | The novel coronavirus = I can't over-love our NHS. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Portmeirion Italianate Village on the N. Wales coast = A place to revisit later, when I am not alone isolating. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 19 | COVID = IV, Doc! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Centers for Disease Control and Prevention = Sense to confront a never cordial president. |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 13 | Weetabix Whole Grain Breakfast Cereal = Take extra agreeable fair chew in bowls! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | USS Nevada, the 'Unsinkable Battleship' = Hunt that vessel's bulk in seabed. A pain. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The American "Space Force" = Epic! A chance to free... Mars. :/ |
9 | Tom Myers | 6 | The United States Supreme Court = Attend it? Sure, use the computers! |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies = Fie! I discover Ferguson ignores my practice. |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.370) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | ... = ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbit come into a b... = As the Priest and Minister say "Big warm ales"... |
3 | David Bourke | 24 | The biography 'Finding Freedom: Harry, Meghan a... = In a big book: A mollycoddled ginger hooray-he... |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 20 | Oh Dear Me! Oily Donald Trump's really weird, h... = Remedy is: Gulping down a daily dose of the an... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | And the world came together as the people stayed apart ~ to let a message herald peace and that pretty word, 'hope'. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Flat-earthers fear social distancing could push... = Guess the other people'll circle round in a sa... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Playbook for Early Response to High-Consequence... = Godlike Obama predicted the corona illness. Th... |
Total points: | 153 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.269) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | ... |
2 | Maurice Goddard | 29 | ... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 26 | Dominic Cummings, A degenerate we hate; He drove all the way to Durham Despite a lockdown state. His instincts as a... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Covfefe-nineteen's no great deal, (Though I concede that it can kill) I, Doc Trump have a foolproof scheme, 'Defeat ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | To the racist, man of color is a threat, No one he'd ever wish to meet. To the racist, seated in a luncheonette, Can... |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 11 | Fight the Coronavirus. Wash these hands. Stay at home, stay alert. Spare the NHS. Save lives. Clean, disinfect, de... |
7 | David Bourke | 7 | From two metres, I reached out, Escape, spread, then attach to you! Even from two metres, I have indeed possessed, H... |
8 | View | 2 | An affidavit (truth): Hate that COVID-nineteen My hands are clean! Mask on my face, Two meters the space From me t... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 1 | Let's see if this rhymes: Even in disease-free times, I wouldn't get within two meters of heavy Trump, the greatest ... |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 38 | A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of be... ~ "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, bet... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | Millennials, I know this 2020 pandemic is harsh... = But imagine for a second that you were born in... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | "The Peace of Wild Things" Wendell Berry When... = A false narrative of peace parents offer to te... |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 10 | Top twelve anagrammers on this enjoyable Forum ... ~ Tony Crafter! Meyran Kraus! Ellie Dent! Adi... |
5 | Adrian Hickford | 9 | We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Fr... = We shall watch the virus - with hindsight - in... |
Total points: | 123 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.238) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | The Plague |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | I WANT TO BREAK FREE |
3 | David Bourke | 15 | [limerick] new-age man |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | [limerick] Van Gogh student |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | Fried eggs |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 7 | [limerick] A degenerate |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | Who Has Seen the Wind? |
8 | David Bourke | 5 | [limerick] Orangutan |
Total points: | 116 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | How I passed the time during that Corona pandemic = I sat and watched porn images I hid on the computer! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Missionary Soixante-neuf The scoop me up Cowgirl = Sexual positions for our gymnastic women, eh? Epic! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Communicating much dissatisfaction = Is Dominic Cummings a cunt? Oh, it's a fact! |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 13 | The scent of a harlot's unwashed panties = Attested unclean, worse than a fish shop! |
4 | FatPhil | 13 | Mandatory lockdown = OCD: To wank randomly. |
6 | Tom Myers | 12 | Load of cum = Could foam. |
7 | View | 11 | I rather got myself some benefit... = The best orgasm of my entire life! |
8 | Ralph Musco | 6 | Vice President Mike Pence = Epic prick diet (even semen!) |
Total points: | 117 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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