| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 39 | Can one be civil? = Inconceivable! |
2 | David Bourke | 14 | Tours over China = The coronavirus |
2 | Tom Myers | 14 | Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, ~ by the nose here goes another bad fart! |
4 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Modern slavery = Very mean lords. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The winning method at a game of Russian roulette = Turn with that gun, aim at someone else, fire and go. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Had hot water on, yet no plug in sink. Er... dim! = That's like pouring money down the drain! |
7 | Ellie Dent | 10 | A modern politician = Draconian, impolite. |
8 | Adrian Hickford | 8 | Travelling by air = Really vibrating. |
9 | George Missailidis | 5 | Masters of the grand piano = Hands or fingers at a tempo. |
9 | Adie Pena | 5 | Fun details ~ left unsaid. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | American troops = Top aces in armor? |
12 | View | 4 | The newspaper obituary = We bury_____.Tears on epitaph. |
13 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Emotional as ~ a moonlit sea. |
14 | Tyler Severance | 0 | Another conspiracy = Actors in phony race. |
Total points: | 142 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.583) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | The Statue of David by Michelangelo Buonarroti = Our brave boy can indeed smite that foul Goliath. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 30 | 'Angelica and the Hermit' by Sir Peter Paul Rubens = Plump, bare yet unabashed, reclining here... it's art! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | Christopher Nicholas Parsons died age ninety-six = No repeats in sixty sec's in chair he'd had... so long. RIP |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The ex-married couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston = Permanent 'friends'. (Jolie and drip Theroux can beat it!) |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | Dame Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot = Ace to sleuth a homicide's rather a prig! |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" = Hit UTwo song; live hit for all of mankind. |
Total points: | 132 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.261) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 33 | Harry and Meghan step down from senior royal duties = "Holy tripe!" frowned Harry's Grandma. "One is not amused." |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 21 | Articles of impeachment = The top criminal faces ’em. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | The Royal House of Windsor = Old one Harry wishes out of. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 16 | The devastating bush fires in Australia = As vast area is hit, burning, it fuels death. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Trump's "Deal of the Century" for peace in Middle East = Outcome: Israel pretty dern chuffed, Palestine mad. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | The Ancient Indigenous art called "Rainmaking" = More dancing in tackling the need in Australia! |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | Can Trump seriously be impeached later in the Se... = ... |
8 | George Missailidis | 7 | Donald Trump now faces Iranian uproar = American fraud and liar won no support. |
9 | View | 4 | An attack on US Embassy = Combat's an uneasy task. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Heavy rain brings relief to Australia = Rain! So greatly vital in bush fire area. |
9 | David Bourke | 4 | A price on the head of President Trump = The Reaper, come and find the POTUS...RIP. |
12 | FatPhil | 0 | Telnet Credentials ‡ Steel-clad internet |
12 | Adie Pena | 0 | Quietly investigate Bidens or no equipment = "Quid pro quo" intent inevitably gets enemies! |
Total points: | 140 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.542) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 30 | Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor = I want monarchy's burdens halved to rebrand title |
2 | George Missailidis | 25 | Swedish schoolgirl Greta Tintin Eleonora Thunberg = The world built along her actions is greener on sight |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | The Iranian general Qasem Soleimani = A mean male is gone, slain there in Iraq |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | American politician and attorney Rudolph Giuliani = A paid liar loyal in action to an icier unhinged Trump. |
5 | Adie Pena | 13 | Kobe Bean Bryant = Bye, taken NBA bro. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Christine Margaret Keeler (and pal Mandy Rice-Davies).= Seen naked astride a chair.(Party-girl amid clever men). |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Presenter Sandra Birgitte Toksvig, OBE = TV Baking's dearest "big" person to retire. |
8 | David Bourke | 4 | The ITV News Asia correspondent Debi Edward = Entwined with a "drop bear", and voice stressed! |
9 | John Murray | 3 | Layla Moran = Amor? Any! All! |
9 | View | 3 | General Soleimani = In real, male is gone |
Total points: | 132 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.435) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 22 | The British Royal Family = If Harry: "Abolish my title." |
1 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The Statue of David in Florence's Accademia Gallery = Michelangelo-created nude is a lady's favorite (Fact!) |
3 | David Bourke | 19 | Koalas adorning ~ Kangaroo Island. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Wiltshire's Stonehenge Monument = Silent, remote...showing men the sun. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | The Prime Minister of Israel = Iran? I prefer to missile them! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | The Leaning Tower of Pisa = Straight line of awe? Nope! |
7 | Don P Fortier | 9 | Victorville = Civil Revolt |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | Better Homes and Gardens Magazine = Ms. Be-Organized-and-Manage-the-Rest. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | Statue of Liberty ('Liberty Enlightening the World') = Deity built to greet all the new brothers flying in. |
10 | View | 2 | Disneyland Resort, Anaheim California = Fiesta! More adrenalin! Any child's "on air"! |
Total points: | 131 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.435) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | The Original cast of ... = 1. A major cynic 2. Jolly animator 3. The ni... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 31 | Levels of Classified Information: 3. Confident... = 3. Middle-tier offenses 2. Control of electio... |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 22 | The senior royals at Sandringham: 1. The Queen... = 1. I'll hardly relinquish my throne! 2. W... |
4 | David Bourke | 17 | The late Kobe Bryant, shooting guard of the Los... = Oh, taken far too young, this here basketball ... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 8 | A man was walking in the desert with his horse ... ~ The man said: "Oh, WHAT? WHERE? Stop now, whe... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The comedian and actor Ricky Gervais has presen... = As ever, the English host took to deriding ang... |
7 | View | 5 | More Evidence Trump Was Using Ukraine for Personal Gain = American going President earns unusual power from Kiev. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Those who don't remember the past are condemned ... = Hopeless torment with them, doomed to be ever ... |
9 | George Missailidis | 1 | Jeremy Clarkson says that God didn't want peopl... = Many'd tend to gather it is ... |
10 | Adie Pena | 0 | Interviewer: But how do you explain this long f... ~ Interviewer: You're a good find -- the usual m... |
Total points: | 128 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.455) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 30 | When you rant on, much stomach acid rises. This can invade the oesophagus, which irritates the delicate lining. DO NOT... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Total ignorance: A sad condition which activists here hint could hurt the human species more than any disease right no... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Oh, that convinced stoic, Marcus Aurelius had this opinion, might cry: 'Answer the hothead's anger with an antidote, si... |
3 | Adrian Hickford | 13 | 'Climate change? Hah! A traitor head-scientist announced this worthless theory. I'm unconvinced! It's pure hogwash!' - ... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 10 | With everyone pissed at DT or his haters, America is coming unglued. How can the nation stanch this chronic hate, unloa... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | M. Twain actually penned such a vision, according to sources; either that, or he had echoed this Roman with innate insi... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Contains mighty tonic which can melt the hardest heart I wish I'd used caution - Love can tear us apart! [in high d... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | 'The cigar is a disease, the worst stench that you can imagine, and a divine rapture to this demon honcho.' Winston Ch... |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | Christ, how underhand! I am incandescent, in a pure rage with this...it is at MY turn to choose a Challenge...TC *has* ... |
10 | Adie Pena | 2 | Why Trump must never disclose his anger to one incited China, the nation as a whole, and his agitated Christian church,... |
Total points: | 116 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | David Bourke | 26 | A group of guys, an average age of about forty o... ~ Another ten years later, at average age seventy... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The kids stood lined up for lunch in the Cathol... = The teacher was giving a lesson on the circula... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | ... = 1. Sorry excuse for a catchy pop jam 2. Pudgy... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Inspirational women who served (or are serving)... = 1. Studied chimpanzees, in khaki 2. Diarized ... |
5 | Adie Pena | 3 | A cow, an ant and an old fart are irritably bic... ~ "I can quietly work all day and all night, in ... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 2 | A weary truck driver stopped at a restaurant to... ~ After he'd done, he paid his bill and left. A... |
Total points: | 80 | from 14 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 35 | A young man named David decided to buy his new ... = Scott, who lived in the north of England, deci... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | ... = ... |
Total points: | 64 | from 14 votes (DFE factor: 0.143) |
1 | David Bourke | 22 | Gwyneth Paltrow's 'This Smells Like My Vagina' candle = Well, it's mighty pongy...caviar, menses, and whelk stall! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | When he'd loudly boast: "I got a ten-inch monster!" ~ that could only mean he isn't so big down there. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | "Stop undressing me with your eyes" = Why, seeing more nude tits or pussy! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Gosh, my Y-Fronts are stuck right up my arse! = Fuck, my tight pants're so smeary. Ugh! Sorry. |
5 | Adie Pena | 6 | 1. Prince Harry 2. Meghan Markle 3. Archie = 1. Real prick 2. Her hymen area 3. Charming |
Total points: | 76 | from 14 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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