| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Richard Grantham | 33 | A primary school string orchestra = Mostly I hear cat-scraping horrors. |
2 | Adie Pena | 30 | We hate racism in ~ white Americans. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 27 | Happy smiles ~ shape my lips. |
4 | Ed Pegg Jr | 15 | Someone special? = So please come in! |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | The demolitionists = "I lit some TNT, so hide!!" |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 10 | Catlike = Eat... lick... |
6 | George Missailidis | 10 | Favourite song = It's a fun groove! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | An elementary school library = Or, maybe all try online search. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Three things when I make sandwiches = It's new cheese and ham with gherkins. |
10 | View | 6 | Facebook users = So obscure, fake! |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | Reaching the end of the line = Death...nothing...hence relief. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 5 | "We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes" = Rang Excel help line, calm; wait an hour...sigh. Nevermore! |
13 | John Murray | 4 | Beer, vodka and grain whiskey = Rabid hangover, weak kidneys. |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | Diplomatic overtures = I avoid Trump electors. |
15 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Trump's nightmare = Triumphant germs! |
16 | FatPhil | 1 | Ale, cider, wine, and spirit, ~ i.e. discipline warranted. |
17 | Brian Taylor | 0 | Ascetic values ~ cause evil acts. |
Total points: | 180 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.567) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 42 | The Tolstoy masterpiece, War and Peace = A man wrote desolate yet epic chapters. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | The new computer-animated version of 'The Lion King' = We kept none of the old movie's charming nature in it. |
3 | Adie Pena | 19 | Salvador Dali's "The Persistence of Memory" = Some time and space is hardly lost forever. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 18 | The US tennis player Cori "Coco" Gauff = A cool, chic young superstar...fifteen! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The singer, songwriter Victoria Louise 'Pixie' Lott = Intoxicating girl. Sweet too. I sure love her spirit. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | The Gospel According to Saint Mark = Roman tales stick to preaching God. |
7 | turnip | 9 | The Big Bad Wolf ~ gobbled th' waif. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Salvador Dali's "The Persistence of Memory" = Droop, my ass! It's from increased heat level!! |
9 | David Bourke | 4 | The US tennis player Cori Gauff = No particular guy...she's fifteen. |
9 | George Missailidis | 4 | The current adaptation of The Lion King = None thank the CGI - part of it ruined a lot! |
11 | View | 3 | "I love you just the way you are" = Evaluate our joy! Yes, with you! |
11 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Horror flicks in movie theatres = Fork over to relish scream in hit. |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | The live-action Lion King = 'Novel CGI elation', I think. |
Total points: | 172 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.448) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | Boris Johnson, Conservative Prime Minister of t... = Come on... Never. ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 29 | BoJo, the new Prime Minister = The premier job...it's mine now! |
3 | Rosie Perera | 27 | "Send her back!" = Bah, rednecks! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez = Sure to react, rise and vocalize exasperation. |
5 | View | 13 | All-time heat record = Hell rotted America. |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | Natalie Imbruglia announces that she is pregnant = I suspect, in an anagram, she'll again be "Torn"! (Hit tune). |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Train delayed as commuter's hair gets stuck in ... = It ... |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | The California earthquakes = Oh, quite a real shaker in fact! |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel = Trump assent for hateful racist ideologies |
8 | John Murray | 7 | Climate change skepticism = Melting ice caps? Ah, stick 'em! |
11 | Adie Pena | 6 | Mad Magazine is shutting down? = Dung! The wit is so damn amazing. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 5 | "I'm Trump's worst nightmare." - Ilhan Abdullahi... = "Aw, ... |
13 | Julian Lofts | 4 | It is World Stick Out Your Tongue Day = I do untidy gesticulatory workouts. |
14 | FatPhil | 2 | Rene Alexander Acosta resigns = Errors in a teenage sex scandal. |
14 | George Missailidis | 2 | The impeachment inquiry of the US = Oh if Trump is the enemy, can he quit?! |
Total points: | 177 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 50 | The UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson = One British joker (he's Trump's minion). |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 33 | Donald Trump and Boris Johnson = Horrid spam and London's nutjob. (Awardsmaster's Joint Choice Award) |
3 | Richard Grantham | 23 | Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson = Firm Brexit fan from hell jeopardised one's pennies. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Carrie Symonds, the partner of PM Boris Johnson = Charmer, and horny mistress of person in top job. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 9 | The Chinese swimmer Sun Yang = Hmm, yes - winner uses cheating. |
6 | Adie Pena | 7 | Mayor Bill De Blasio = I'm as bloody liberal! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Tommy Robinson (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) = Smelly Mr. Non-entity Xenophobe annoys. |
6 | View | 7 | Nicole Natalie Marrow (Coco Austin) ~ is a nice, cool, natural, erotic woman. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Mayor of South Bend, Indiana, Pete Buttigieg = Hope, integrity, ambition, and use of a budget. |
10 | David Bourke | 5 | The American financier Jeffrey Edward Epstein = Rich Jew fiend: "I prefer a nice teen fantasy dream!" |
11 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Ms Carrie Symonds = My, a crimson dress! |
Total points: | 166 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.379) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 53 | National Geographic magazines = I gaze at charming lions on a page. |
2 | Adrian Hickford | 25 | Conservative Party = Voters' crap naivety. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Media-services provider Netflix = Six eerie films and overpriced TV. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 15 | Frogmore Cottage, Windsor = Crown's idea: grotto for Meg? |
5 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Cleveland Indians mascot Chief Wahoo = Old icon which can also defame natives. |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | Angkor Wat Buddhist Temple, Siem Reap, Cambodia = And it was god's abode built at Khmer Empire camp. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Slaughter vibrant, splendid animals in ~ The Las Ventas Bullring in Madrid, Spain. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | The Official Secrets Act = It effaces cloister chat. |
9 | David Bourke | 8 | A filthy rat memorably noticed ~ the City of Baltimore, Maryland. |
10 | View | 5 | Chicago = A chic go. |
11 | FatPhil | 1 | Gilroy Garlic Festival = Logic is "try fill a grave". |
Total points: | 173 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | ... = ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 31 | The Three Greatest Movie Villains of All Time ... = 1. Rejected over in Gotham 2. Father that Le... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | The main reason that Simona Halep had breast red... = Truth is, a huge bosom area can rather hinder ... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 19 | Donald Trump, President of the United States of America = I did mean hateful racism to spread unfettered, not stop. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | The shining sun teaches: "No matter how many tim... = The winking moon: "In due time, it's necessary ... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Rutger Hauer (replicant Roy Batty) has died. Th... = The actor was the star in the gory dystopian c... |
7 | Ellie Dent | 8 | My husband Greg has been in the strangest mood l... ~ Gather by that the past spark we had seemed to ... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | The odds of disorderly Brexit are a-million-to-... = I'd relax, retired if I loaded money on Boris'... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Books and magazines in an elementary school library = "On Beyond Zebra" "Shark" (National Geo.) "Animals" "Smile Cry" |
10 | David Bourke | 3 | The tennis player Simona Halep's breast reducti... = Pity her enormous DD pair's been cut to a les... |
11 | View | 2 | German leader Merkel seen shaking for third tim... = She remarked : "Nothing to fear, kind men. Mer... |
12 | Brian Taylor | 1 | Today we salute the 400,000 people involved in f... = 400,000 passive folk: "We didn’t malevolently ... |
Total points: | 156 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 31 | Feel love Be patient Don't stagnate Choose easy peace Reincarnate each day -- Asian Guru |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | - ... |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 17 | To see constant rebirth as an idea gave a needy guy ethereal peace. -- A Confucian apostle |
4 | Richard Grantham | 16 | "To be happy: Eat eggs, evacuate serenely each sunrise, and fart a toccata." -- One online idea |
5 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Accentuate the positive: each day's a gift. Agree? Anyone can learn about a deeper lesson. |
6 | View | 12 | Every Day is a start for unused talent, a chance to be nice, to see a peace angel, hope again! |
7 | Adie Pena | 10 | A cyclical repeat of Groundhog Day can sate even the beaten Europeans' insatiate ease. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 6 | As a nice, teenage devotee, I gotta be at church. So, yes, on a Sunday, life can appear eternal! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 5 | "You are only born once, then each dies in pieces at a fast pace." -- A late-age average student. |
10 | David Bourke | 4 | I escape septua-octo-nona-senility, age and thereon reach a century as a deaf vegetable! |
11 | Adrian Hickford | 3 | True, anyone can begin to appreciate 'la dolce vita': eat honey (after sausages and cheese)! |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | Of a Boris acceptance speech: Rage at EU... Elated as a leaver... And you ain't seen nothing yet! |
13 | Julian Lofts | 0 | Gee, an ancient philosopher observed actual auto-transcendence. Aye, yet I age as a fate. |
13 | Gary Kirschenheuter | 0 | "Accepts a poison, as an avenue to guarantee a beefy inheritance legacy," -- Stead the Older |
13 | George Missailidis | 0 | One's "failure" is a chance to hope everyday, being a neat and elegant start to cause peace. |
Total points: | 149 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.600) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 34 | SENIORS' ROAD TRIP Whilst on a road trip, an ... = NO RELEASE A 75-year-old man was told by his ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 22 | THE CROCODILE WRESTLER A multi-millionaire liv... ~ The water was churning, gurgling frighteningly... |
3 | Adie Pena | 16 | 9 Reasons Why Boris Johnson Should Be Prime Min... = 9 Reasons Why Boris Johnson Should Never Be Pr... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | Top Ten Reasons the Moon Landings Could Be a Ho... = 10. Expected to be calm (no wind) 9. No dust ... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | ... = ... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Time Magazine’s List of The Top Ten Abuses of Po... = Scandalous Obscurantists, Fibbing Gentlemen 1. ... |
Total points: | 107 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Adie Pena | 25 | FOURTH OF JULY |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The More Loving One |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | BONFIRE IN THE GARDEN |
4 | David Bourke | 15 | THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA(Awardsmaster's Joint Choice Award) |
5 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Olga’s Cruise Ship Diary. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Give me your tired... |
7 | Ellie Dent | 8 | SONNET XVII |
8 | Ellie Dent | 0 | The brilliant poppy... |
Total points: | 105 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | In desperation for the bog = Need for a big shite, pronto! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | As this lady seems to wink at me in a dream... ~ I am then awake and my mattress is soiled. :( |
3 | David Bourke | 14 | Frogmore Cottage in Windsor ~ does for moronic ginger twat! |
4 | George Missailidis | 12 | Penis or vagina films = Porn files I am saving! |
4 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Anal copulation = Optional lacuna. |
6 | Gary Kirschenheuter | 10 | Donald Trump, he's going for a reelection bid this year ~ No to a flirt game, I did decline to grab her on her pussy. |
7 | Adrian Hickford | 8 | Mistress urinated on pupil = Trump is so unpresidential. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 7 | A rash on the arse = Reason? Heat-rash. |
8 | FatPhil | 7 | I cry mid poo spurt = cryptosporidium? |
10 | View | 6 | The sweetheart's new= He's seen her wet twat. |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | Jeffrey Edward Epstein = Free date? Jew finds prey! |
12 | Brian Taylor | 5 | Massage relaxes old user = Released sexual orgasms. |
12 | John Murray | 5 | The railway stations = Alas, shitty train woe. |
14 | Tyler Severance | 0 | Clap them alien cheeks = Please milk the chance! |
Total points: | 133 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.609) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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