| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | David Bourke | 29 | Is built to last = It's still about! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | The best thing in your world? = It's your newborn, held tight. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | Passenger trains = Stress + pain + anger. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Familiarity breeds contempt = To my best friend I'm a particle :( |
5 | Ellie Dent | 12 | We see a hot press print ~ the newspaper stories. |
6 | Brian Taylor | 10 | A golden idol = Old alien god. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 6 | Girl often acted hungry ~ getting ready for lunch. |
7 | View | 6 | Dalliance = Lad can lie. |
7 | John Ramos | 6 | Massage parlor = Real orgasm spa. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Racist remark = Karmic arrest. |
10 | Adie Pena | 5 | Cost-benefit analysis = Yes to best financials! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 1 | Global climate destabilization = Diabolical! It's ablaze to melting. |
13 | Jon Gearhart | 0 | Sublime anagrams = A rambling amuses. |
Total points: | 138 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.542) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | 'Always Look On the Bright Side of Life' = Whistle off-key to Brian: "All is good, eh?" |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 24 | The Silence of the Lambs = The calm one bites flesh. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | 'Full Disclosure' by the porn actress Stormy Daniels = 'He's small' story publicly ruins oaf Don's street cred. |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | A list of some singers who only need to go by one name = So worthy of song -- Adele, Bono, Eminem, Ne-Yo, Seal, Sting. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Claude Monet's Autumn on the Seine, Argenteuil = Cue late sun theme: need a luminous orange tint. |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | The album 'Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only The Piano Player' = Lamentable motormouth Elton, in his pop heyday. |
7 | View | 9 | Reality show "Total Divas" = Hot TV ladies always riot. |
8 | Brian Taylor | 6 | 'Waiting For The Miracle' (the song) = Mr. Cohen writes hit tale of aging. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Ultimate - Bryan Adams = Many rated it as album. |
Total points: | 141 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.391) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | Professor Christine Blasey Ford = Boys scarred this person for life. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 25 | Christopher Evans has resigned from BBC Radio Two ~ when broadcaster Virgin poached this former boss. |
3 | David Bourke | 22 | The Portuguese tennis umpire Carlos Ramos = Might impose rule, as Serena erupts on court. |
4 | Adie Pena | 13 | The social media skills of President Donald Trump = Peddled shit! Small kids' opinions are more tactful. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 10 | North Korea promises that it will denuclearise = Is Kim's new doctrine a true, other path? Or all lies? |
5 | Julian Lofts | 10 | The “most sound-minded” president? = Dishonest Don Trump is demented. |
7 | Brian Taylor | 8 | First face transplant = Transfer intact flaps. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Hurricane Florence (downgraded to Tropical Storm) ~ points to harrowing force turned (or declared) calm. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 3 | President Trump = Trends trip me up. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 0 | President Trump, the laughingstock = Ugh! UN snickered at lightest prompt. |
Total points: | 132 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.455) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | 1. Connery 2. Lazenby 3. Moore 4. Dalton 5.... = 1. Cool 2. Rarest Bond 3. Corny 4. Lame 5.... |
2 | Adie Pena | 30 | The painter Picasso = He's a nice pop artist. |
3 | David Bourke | 29 | Charles Nicholas Hodges = Long-cherished as ol' "Chas". |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | Chief negotiator, Monsieur Michel Bernard Barnier = Hier, L'Frog dit au Brit "Bon! Mais rien ne marche encore!" |
5 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Mister Robert Peter "Robbie" Williams = Bi-polar, bit-remiss rebel - or mere twit? |
6 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Monsieur Michel Barnier = Member in rich EU rails NO! |
7 | Julian Lofts | 7 | The musician Troyal Garth Brooks = Er, this big Oklahoma country star. |
8 | View | 4 | Christine Blasey Ford = Sir had teens forcibly. |
Total points: | 140 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
1 | Adie Pena | 33 | The Church of the Sagrada Família, Barcelona, Spain = Antoni Gaudi's chapel of faith has a cerebral charm. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 27 | The Standard American Diet ~ is charred and tainted meat. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | An elegant Brit's wish? = Twinings Herbal Teas. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | The National Railroad Passenger Corporation = Another option to airplanes or land carriages. |
5 | David Bourke | 11 | World Suicide Prevention Day = Don't die, live! And screw you, "RIP"! |
6 | Ellie Dent | 8 | The Writers' Association = Creation, as with stories. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Hurricane Rosa = A car hurries on. |
8 | View | 3 | Kinder chocolate ingredients = Concealed in there, to kid's grin. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | The Queensland Strawberry Growers Association = "Needles sow terror" So what? Big scary quarantines! |
9 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 2 | The Trojan Horse = josh or threaten? |
9 | Tony Crafter | 2 | Beano Anti Gas Tablets = As in: 'Beat a gent's bloat'. |
Total points: | 140 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.478) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 29 | This Year's Top Ten Names for Boys (per 'Countr... = 1. Founder of Islam 2. Ragged boy thief 3. M... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | "The journey of a thousand miles starts with a ... = First you start to serve a neighbor, and then ... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Little Timmy was a known troublemaker, stealing ... ~ Tim, feeling upset, ran away to escape Rev. Eld... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 15 | The recent eventful US Open Women’s Final 1. P... = Isn’t normal 1. A coach makes a mistake 2. ... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Everyone who is in the US must know the ... = But ... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate ho... = Dee, who sent: "Hello" Meant: I am lonely, ... |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | The pedestrian crossing at Abbey Road Studios, ... = The Beatles (and bystander) posing in the road... |
8 | Adie Pena | 6 | John Lennon – his five greatest solo tracks 5.... = 5. The scornful me 4. Yoko Ono's single gem ... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 6 | It's not every year that International Talk Lik... = Intent: I tried to elicit terror in tot, kin: ... |
Total points: | 137 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.391) |
1 | Adie Pena | 19 | When Bruce became Caitlyn, how people marveled at the alteration of his finest pants to new skirts and/or of his penis ... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Viola, a woman, disguises herself as a man to better win the approval of society. Can the inept plot backfire on her w... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | The blithe ... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | An offense happened. We'll prove it! --Christine Blasey Ford So what! I'm innocent. It was past retaliation. Choose m... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | ... |
6 | David Bourke | 9 | Unattached Orsino fell for Cesario (name-swapping Viola), then wept for pretty Olivia...and she then becomes taken wi... |
7 | Brian Taylor | 6 | The television star appeared at an off-screen event, talking amphibiously: both as himself, and in character. Wow! Tw... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Ironic to think few people that vote in blind anger see that cavalier approach; win and soon suffer most. It's always be... |
9 | Jon Gearhart | 3 | one, one, one and two is five they're but a few among the faceless crowd participators in silent protest all have ... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 2 | The meek nun in a rag habit became a wolf, pontificated: "No, I can avow it's THREE persons: Father, Son, Holy Spirit! ... |
Total points: | 113 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.556) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 28 | A tourist in Vienna is walking through a grave... = An archaeologist, digging in an Israeli desert,... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | ... = ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Question: How many people does it take to cha... ~ 19 to question if the light bulbs being implem... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Why did I get divorced? Well, let me explain. L... ~ Afterwards she invited me to her city apartmen... |
5 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Ten Selected Famous Male Chefs are: 1. Auguste E... = 1. ‘King of chefs’. Haute cuisine 2. Ugly swear... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | 'Punch is such a droll, diverting vagabond, tha... = Trump is every inch as bad as Bill Cosby (81).... |
7 | Adie Pena | 4 | Paul McCartney’s Five Greatest Solo Songs 5. U... = 5. 'Celebrities' from the "Ram" album 4. Made... |
Total points: | 111 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.389) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | Under the Harvest Moon |
2 | Adie Pena | 26 | SEPTEMBER |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 25 | Fifteen |
4 | Ellie Dent | 11 | MONKS |
5 | Tony Crafter | 8 | WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The Crocodile Song |
7 | Ellie Dent | 3 | The brilliant poppy |
Total points: | 117 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.368) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | 'Full Disclosure' by the porn actress Stormy Daniels = Hurtfully records Don's erect penis as: "Boy, it's small!" |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 19 | Fucking lines of latest cars ~ stuck in Los Angeles traffic. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | A 'Please Don't Forget To Wash Your Hands' sign = What a rash guy DOESN'T do after one long piss. |
4 | Julian Lofts | 14 | Ang Lee directs the film ‘Brokeback Mountain’ = Homo men date girls, lie, fuck bareback in tent. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | A wedding anniversary = Randy vagina wideners. |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | The sexual missionary position = In our sixties, I'm on top as she lay. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | Bert and Ernie (Sesame Street), ~ "Rear end's a better semen site." |
Total points: | 109 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.368) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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