| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Brian Taylor | 28 | Fine throw ~ for the win. |
1 | Rik | 28 | An elephant never forgets = Threatens plan of revenge. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The political rallies = I clap to all their lies. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | I've got a really stellar sense of direction = So even if I can't see road, I'll rarely get lost. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Collective housing = Live close, touching. |
6 | Tom Myers | 11 | In the family way, ~ I left him anyway |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Geraniums smile = Summer is genial :). |
8 | Julian Lofts | 7 | He wasted all his earned money ~ and she yells at him, "We are done!" |
8 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Supermarket flowers = Less artwork/perfume. |
10 | Jesse Frankovich | 6 | Damnation to hell = No end at all, I'm hot! |
10 | John Ramos | 6 | Grenades ~ end Sarge. |
12 | View | 5 | Palimpsest = Simple past. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | They say, "One good turn deserves another" = Yet, an unsavory deed gets honor. So there! |
13 | Heime Menuch | 4 | Thirty days in the hole = They harden hostility. |
15 | Adie Pena | 3 | Treacherous waters = Saw other creatures! |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.536) |
1 | John Ramos | 27 | "Roseanne" sitcom = Morons can see it. |
2 | Rik | 24 | Marilyn Monroe's ~ many minor roles. |
3 | View | 18 | 'This Is America' = Aha, crisis time! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci ~ is adored in an overpriced oil. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine = So-fine Latin singer had a mammoth audience. |
6 | David Bourke | 15 | The Formula One driver Alain Marie Pascal Prost OBE ~ is a formidable race rival to the more-popular Senna. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The US children's film 'Beauty and the Beast' = Belle may find that stud beneath his curse. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Claude Oscar Monet's The Avenue = Could use tree theme on a canvas. |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | The Late Late Show with James Corden = Closed jam at the wheel with one star. |
10 | Brian Taylor | 7 | 'Earth Not A Globe' = Bologna Theatre. |
11 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | Renaissance masterpieces = See aces' nicer paint smears. |
12 | Julian Lofts | 2 | Israeli vocalist Netta Barzilai ~ is a titanic trailblazer, so alive. |
Total points: | 161 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Rik | 28 | The Royal Wedding = Worthy gal, indeed. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Donald now rethinks that USA-Korea Summit = "Turns out 'Kim' was not the Kardashian model!" |
3 | Brian Taylor | 18 | Some side effects of the drug Ambien can include ~ custom-made defence of unhinged racist beliefs. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 14 | Roseanne's tweets ~ are not sweetness. |
5 | John Ramos | 13 | "Roseanne" sitcom = Neo-racism on set. |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | Tomorrow's newspaper headlines = One saw the world in a proper mess! |
7 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Derail an ~ Iran deal. |
7 | Tom Myers | 10 | The Roseanne show is canceled = Racist -- hence end whole season. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The House of Lords is still trying to prevent Brexit = Those rotters exult in defying British voters' poll. |
10 | View | 6 | The Santa Fe shooting = Hating oaf shot teens. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Everybody, please stop calling him "President Trump" = It shall simply encourage events prompted by pride! |
11 | AlanY | 5 | Much as we primly polite Brits love his church ~ will this Bishop Michael Curry chum ever stop? |
13 | Ellie Dent | 3 | The Rev Michael Bruce Curry = A merry church believer ... CUT! |
13 | Rosie Perera | 3 | "Vigorous lava spattering" in Hawaii = Wail again, gasp to survive in hot air. |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | How a Remainer forecasts a post-Brexit world = A record low set of exports as we harm Britain... |
16 | David Bourke | 2 | The Ireland abortion referendum = 'Bar of her termination' rule ended. |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.593) |
1 | David Bourke | 39 | Tessa Jowell = A jewel's lost. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 27 | Peggy Peterson (Stormy Daniels) = Leggy porn star, I seem Don's type! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Brian Taylor | 15 | Adam Growe = A word game. |
4 | Christopher Davis | 14 | Jesse Duplantis ~ issued jet plans. |
5 | View | 13 | Vasiliy Lomachenko = I have only KO claims. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Meghan, now Duchess of Sussex = 'Oh,' woman gushes, 'excess funds!' |
6 | Rik | 11 | Lewis Carroll, the gods' handmade genius = His real name: Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 10 | School Superintendent Thomas Tramaglini ~ emits his random stool at the running place. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | The president of Russia, Vladimir Putin = I fund this 'pee video' liar Trump stars in. |
10 | Adie Pena | 7 | Jean-Baptiste Frederic Isidor, Baron Thielemans = Incredible Toots, a free spirit, jams in a band here. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Johnny Cash's eldest daughter Rosanne = Ah, jnr has stolen dad's country genes, eh? |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | The baseball player Yogi Berra = All probably agree, "Hey, it's "Bear"!" |
Total points: | 165 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | McDonald's, the American restaurant of choice = The common cause of cardiac arrest in the land. |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 37 | President of the United States of America = Fiasco, after he demonstrates ineptitude! |
3 | Rik | 24 | The FIFA World Cup = We hold up traffic. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 21 | General Data Protection Regulation = A deal to curtail or gag open internet. |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | The restaurant Taco Bell = Then...a rectal blast to rue! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Auschwitz Concentration Camp, a World Heritage Site = Where Nazis cremated a lot o' tragic occupants within. |
7 | Adie Pena | 10 | Total Petrochemicals USA = 'Cos that pollutes America! |
8 | View | 9 | Estrella Damm = Mere malt, lads |
9 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Christie's Auction House, New York City = Since you show us key art, rich notice it! |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 39 | Robber pulls out a gun, points it at Mike by th... ~ Mike, sharp as ever, replies: "But do you not ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | Hey, I think I lost control. I fear I've got n... = In short, this keyboard is one ancient piece o... |
3 | Rik | 20 | Rachel: trustworthy and endearing Monica: boss... = Ross: pedantic brother Chandler: always humor... |
3 | Adie Pena | 20 | The current members of the Guardians of the Gal... = 1. Good strategic hero 2. Green and too foxy ... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Norm, a young gent, told me he'd made love to h... ~ down. "Oh, gee mate," I told him heatedly, "If... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Creating a fierce drink, a "Stormy Daniels", is ... ~ as it is a mix of Jack Daniels, ginger beer, an... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 13 | Pope Francis gives the nuns some social media i... = Input includes a memo on accessing his favorit... |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 8 | "When sorrows come, they come not single spies,... = When Russia swings an election, they will hel... |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | Jimmy Page, The Tower House, Melbury Road, Kensi... ~ jeers: "No new-style underground home swimming ... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 5 | New Zealand adds "sex work" to list of "employm... = Maximizes stream of kinky trollops allowed in ... |
11 | View | 4 | Ronaldinho reportedly marrying two women at same time = Trend in polygamy: two, three or more new, mild inamoratas |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.393) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 21 | "I'm candid and pragmatic. I willingly chip in. I embrace feminism and regard all human life as equal. But, my, I can't... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | "Dad is a parasite and mum Camilla is in fact a talking mare. I'm both a rich man and a bad welfare case. Being a blata... |
3 | David Bourke | 17 | I may be a bluff militaristic chap, and I am the Queen's grandson and all, but, alack, I am still a damn ginger! Man, I ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 14 | I'm a rich and capable man from a diminishing British clan. I actually met a gal radiant; And I had a fiancée signif... |
5 | Rik | 13 | ... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | ... |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 10 | "My dad is American, and my mama is Scottish. I'm half legal immigrant. Being a rich fanatical kid-like barbarian's an ... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | A unique lad grabbed a girl: "My big chance, "I'm unafraid, and I'm making a stance; "I cast my net further than Fran... |
9 | Julian Lofts | 7 | "Dada - a ghastly mean punk, a fat fibber and has small hands. Ma - a fine, chic angel, an immigrant call girl. An imbec... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 6 | "Family? I had a rural Kenyan dad and charming Caucasian American mum. It made me better as president. I'm tall, fit, C... |
11 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Life is a fairy tale. I met stars, did charm a male ... bag a prince. I'm a humanitarian. A girl has qualms. I must b... |
12 | View | 2 | Don't be afraid, lass! Quite a nice amalgam, magical blend, making children with such magical genes, smart and brillian... |
Total points: | 137 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.522) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | ... = ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | ... = ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 23 | On their way to get married, a fine young Catho... ~ After yet another month, St. Peter finally ret... |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | TOP 10 REASONS THE GRAMMYS ARE BAD FOR MUSIC... = TOP 10 REASONS THE ANAGRAMMYS ARE BAD FOR ONE'... |
5 | Rik | 11 | ... = Like a stiff, bookish spokesman he contends: ... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Killing Floor Die Trying Tripwire Running... = I'll not go through the works of Lee Child wit... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | "I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. ... = Trump is a dope, offensive and sour, With a t... |
Total points: | 111 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.368) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 48 | May Day |
2 | Tony Crafter | 33 | KISS THE BRIDE |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | i carry your heart with me |
4 | Rik | 16 | To the Moon |
Total points: | 120 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.190) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The perilous dangers of masturbation = A top orgasm to future blindness, I hear :( |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | A bit of the old in-and-out = Ah, fun to do it a lot in bed! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | Typical things a dog finds to eat = Spilt food, a tiny egg and cat shit. |
4 | View | 17 | Great male = Large 'meat'. |
5 | Adie Pena | 15 | Tonight, my dear ~ I'm hot. Get randy! |
6 | Julian Lofts | 14 | She has vaginal discharge = He shags a vile rancid gash. |
6 | David Bourke | 14 | The perilous dangers of masturbation = No rapid results...hours of meat-beating! |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | If I can't see any toilet paper roll around me ~ I only tear an article from 'People' and use it! |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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