| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tom Myers | 48 | I often counsel friends: ~ Do not suffer in silence! |
2 | Adie Pena | 20 | So tired = Do I rest? |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 16 | Emotional support = Pals pour it onto me. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Peaceful protest = A respectful poet. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | Arranged matrimonies = Antimodern marriages. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | A secret admirer sending love in the post = I.e. opted to sign her Valentine's cards "Mr. E" |
7 | David Bourke | 8 | She's all fur coat and no knickers = Drunken sot, a lack of class in her! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Bioluminescence = Nice blue comes in. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 7 | In my dotage = Anytime, God! |
10 | John Ramos | 6 | Neutralise TV jingoism via ~ investigative journalism. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 5 | The dawn's gold ~ then adds glow. |
12 | View | 2 | Lap wet, so ~ spa towel. |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.480) |
1 | David Bourke | 35 | The Fleetwood Mac singer Stephanie "Stevie" Nicks = With perfect looks and image since the Seventies! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | John Oliver's 'Last Week Tonight' = Love to learn things with jokes! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Antonio da Correggio's painting 'Leda and the Swan' ~ had a passionate water-god doing an innocent girl. |
4 | Adie Pena | 20 | "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles = Boy, the way they think it's LSD-enabled music! |
5 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The Bayeux Tapestry = Spy the extra beauty. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Claude Monet and Pierre-Auguste Renoir = I could argue men's nature pioneered art. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Don't Be A Stranger - Dina Carroll = Ballad starring on neat record. |
8 | View | 6 | The Super Bowl LII = Oh, it will be SUPER! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Marvel Studios' latest film, "Black Panther" = Fit champ runs to reveal mad battle skills. |
10 | Jesse Frankovich | 5 | The Winter Olympics in PyeongChang = Cheering thy competing in snow play. |
Total points: | 149 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Adie Pena | 36 | Crappy times under ~ a Trump presidency. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | Stoneman Douglas High School, Florida = A smug hooligan shot loads of children. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Comments of sexual impropriety overseas ~ severely compromises Oxfam's reputation. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 20 | Arm teacher = Create harm. |
5 | David Bourke | 12 | Russian weather in Great Britain = Nature? Argh!! It's a Siberian winter! |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 11 | Kushner loses top security clearance = A surly rich louse cannot keep secrets. |
7 | Brian Taylor | 9 | Emotional support peacock = Appear cuckoo to simpleton. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Donald Trump's year = Proud and masterly! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 7 | South Korea's dog meat industry = A sin to murder Husky dogs to eat! |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | About those long overdue impeachment proceedings... = See Donald Trump Such #MeToo behavior. Go get Pence in! |
11 | Christopher Davis | 0 | Use the Twenty-Fifth Amendment on Donald Trump = Tends to end term of; then dump unfit wealthy man. |
Total points: | 153 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.407) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 25 | Richard Gates = Rat is charged. |
2 | Adie Pena | 21 | The late musician George Harrison = "Something" is clear on a guitar here. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 21 | British suffragette leader, Emmeline Pankhurst = A turbulent feminist; sparked female rights here. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | American author Stephen King = The one making us rather panic! |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 17 | Suffragette Emmeline Pankhurst = Taking females further; men upset. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 12 | American actress Natalie Wood ~ dies in coastal water. A romance? |
7 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Ms Emmeline Pankhurst = Methinks men are lumps! |
8 | Julian Lofts | 9 | American actress Natalie Wood ~ is a onetime cold case. A warrant? |
9 | David Bourke | 6 | Max Rufus Mosley = My usual form: Sex! |
Total points: | 140 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.360) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 26 | Washington, District of Columbia = A disturbing town of comical shit. |
2 | Adie Pena | 20 | America + Trump = Immature crap! |
3 | Christopher Davis | 15 | National Rifle Association = A fanatic loser in isolation. |
4 | View | 11 | The American Nazi Party = Crazy men air inapt hate. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | NRA's Institute For Legislative Action = I still give senators a titanic fortune. |
4 | David Bourke | 11 | The Gibson guitar company = Reaching "may go bust" point. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The Priory Hospital = Has priority - to help. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Her DNA matched ~ the Cheddar Man. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 6 | National Domestic Violence Hotline = Evil men hit ladies in one act. Not cool! |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | The Imposter Syndrome = Modesty-prone hermits. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 2 | The Women's Suffrage Movement = A vote... when most men seem gruff. |
Total points: | 127 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.478) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | Old Stages of Success: 1. Come up with an idea... = New Stages of Success 1. Be ignorant 2. Shou... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 19 | The Past, the Present and the Future walked int... ~ for a drink, but the upshot openly unsettled t... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | “I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend ... = “I used to be grossly fixated on having my dai... |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | Worst Valentine’s Day Tech Gifts 5. Bitcoin 4... = 5. Stocks? Let's get rich easy, clown! 4. An ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | This chicken walks into the bar one day. The ba... ~ "See the New York Inn, Bar and Deli there by t... |
6 | David Bourke | 7 | KFC have closed hundreds of their branches beca... = Superb! Huge hard-bucks cock-up of the Head Of... |
7 | Tom Myers | 6 | Police: Robert Wagner is named a person of inte... = Bring redress for prominent Natalie Wood, now ... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | "A cynic is a man, who knows the price of every... = Who'd have a Tory, a fucking Old Etonian in ch... |
Total points: | 113 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | David Bourke | 33 | All in all, matrimony is a nightmare. Thereupon, divorce rarely brings happiness either. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | "Sorry, man - having to pretend this horribly mean pig is a true prince is real hell!" - Melania |
3 | Tony Crafter | 16 | I had prime roles, elite plans, a shining career. But it's Harry I'm planning to marry. Love, eh? |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 14 | Entering harsh marital imprisonment is certainly a highly unadvisable error, people! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Mrs. Lincoln griping (in early hearsay): "Perhaps I married into the mental troubles I have!" |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Hush, horrid man. Repent long. It is not "A grim era" I'll happily celebrate my anniversaries. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Appears I'll not hear horrid rich sneering Trump say to his girl Melania: "Be my Valentine!" |
8 | Christopher Davis | 6 | Unless more children arrive. Tension might really strain one amiable happy pair, right? |
9 | Adie Pena | 5 | Trump is neither stable nor smart; he is largely a pinhead, a horny pig, one viler criminal. |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | Reminder: Trump's really happy. In his brain, it's all a high score. No real meaning to it, ever. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Oh, pairs in love are marryin' I hear 'tis a simple challenge but then to end grimly sparrin'. |
Total points: | 123 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.524) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | ... = ... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 26 | A man and a woman were seated next to each othe... = Tony took his blind date, Tammy, to the fair. ... |
3 | Adie Pena | 24 | Four men and a woman, all Catholics, were havin... ~ The last man then says, "My son is the Pope. W... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Right before the funeral services, the undertak... = "The fool was a year older than me," she adds ... |
Total points: | 90 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 44 | Death Be Not Proud |
2 | Tony Crafter | 19 | WEDDING DAY |
3 | Adie Pena | 18 | VALENTINE |
4 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Stormy Weather |
5 | Ellie Dent | 5 | It's all I have to bring today – |
Total points: | 96 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.294) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 28 | 'Doing It Doggy Style On The Table' A Dylan ... = Do not go gentle, simply say, "Go behind, tha... |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 26 | Her vagina's to entice me = This gave me an erection. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 20 | The Tourette Syndrome Association of Australia = I see a trait of most around here is to say "cunt" a lot! |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 12 | Exposed genitals ~ got pleased in sex. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | I said we had to try some new stuff in bed tonight... ~ so now the wife's dead and I got my fist in her butt. :( |
6 | View | 6 | Supermodel Kate Upton = A pure nude look tempts. |
6 | Adie Pena | 6 | Stephanie Gregory Clifford (Stormy Daniels) = Girl is seemingly perfect for today's hard on. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 3 | The Sacrotuberous ligament = Theorem to abuse a girl's cunt. |
Total points: | 108 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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