| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | The week was harsh and life's too dreary, but... ~ the darkest hour is always before the dawn. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 19 | A first responder = Errand: stop fires. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | Hot dog ingredients = Got nothing desired. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | Noise-cancelling headphones = Shh!... No din... A long silence... Peace :-) (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Tom Myers | 14 | Movies are dead = Videos are made. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Hearty bird song ~ on brighter days. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Laugh and the world laughs with you = A gut howl, and duly hear his gut howl. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The politics of sex = Ethics of exploits. |
9 | Adie Pena | 9 | With all due respect, ~ we'll act stupid here. |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | The celebration of diversity = To invite others, filed by race. |
11 | View | 4 | The catering = Eat...retching! |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | Obstruction of justice ‡ It isn't our object, focus. |
13 | John Ramos | 0 | Human remains = Ah, me. Man's ruin. |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.520) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 27 | Claude Monet's Houses of Parliament, Stormy Sky = So see the famous master's typical murky London. |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | HBO's fantasy drama Game of Thrones = Saga of honor, myth, fame and breasts. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 21 | Star Wars Episode VIII = I saw it is over-praised. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 19 | "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House" = He who is unfit fraud yet president -- rue him! |
5 | Tom Myers | 12 | The Girl From Ipanema = Prime thing for a male. |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | The Nintendo Switch video game console = Nothing-to-do males own the nice devices. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The Colombian singer Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll = Look! S. American babe's hip-rolling is a remarkable hit! |
8 | John Ramos | 6 | Stand-up comedian = End act in mad opus. |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | The fire rudely cremated ~ the late Freddie Mercury. |
9 | View | 5 | "Lord of the Rings" = If holder - strong! |
Total points: | 142 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.417) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The porno starlet Stormy Daniels = Has a story to tell on Mr. President. |
1 | John Ramos | 18 | "People from places like Norway" = I welcome any proper pale folks. |
3 | David Bourke | 16 | Donald Trump's first year = Stormy. Dreadful in parts! |
3 | Tom Myers | 16 | A note on the politics of climate change = No action to heal melting of the ice caps. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 15 | One year of President Trump = Permanent post? You're fired! |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Saudi Camel Beauty Pageant bans Botox injections = Condemn jab into a beast; albeit, causing a sexy pout. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Donald Trump's State of the Union speech to Congress = President sought chances to promote self and not US? |
8 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Trump: the first year in office = Fire, fury: that's imperfection! |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | President Donald Trump's first year in office = Sadly, I noted it's uninspired, far from perfect. |
10 | Adie Pena | 7 | The legalisation of recreational marijuana = Use that joint in a more legal California area! |
11 | Jesse Frankovich | 6 | Senate Democrats ~ seem castrated, no? |
12 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Seine floods, ~ soon defiles. |
13 | Phil Carmody | 2 | A very stable genius = Guy elevates brains |
13 | View | 2 | The president of the United States is racist = Tests find a suspect other-identities hater. |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.560) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | The American President = Arrest him, detain Pence. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 23 | William Shakespeare ~ is a sharp male we like. |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | Natasha Bedingfield = English and a bit deaf. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 19 | Sarah Huckabee Sanders = She sure can be a hard ask. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Ms Stephanie Gregory Clifford (Stormy Daniels) = Sir Donald's grimy pay-off terms got her silence. |
6 | David Bourke | 14 | Stephanie Gregory Clifford (Stormy Daniels) = Fifty dollars per shag, yet considering more. |
7 | View | 6 | A sexy, silky ~ Alexis Skyy. |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
1 | Adie Pena | 43 | Fox Entertainment Group = Often exonerating Trump. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 23 | National Football League = Often all about a goal line. |
3 | View | 20 | "Me Too" movement = Memo to veto men. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | United States Congress = Egotist nutcases, nerds... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The EPCOT Centre in Disneyworld, Bay Lake, Florida = Nice old firework celebrations aptly end the day! |
5 | Ellie Dent | 8 | International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance = Recent annihilation accounts are all memorable. |
7 | Tom Myers | 7 | The Sugar Daddy lollipop = Popular old days delight. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Wells Fargo & Company = Smelly wagon of crap. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | Genetic Marfan Syndrome = An ancestry deforming me. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 2 | The World Economic Forum in Davos = Crowd love fun and homoeroticism. |
Total points: | 135 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.435) |
1 | Adie Pena | 31 | The Most Returned Christmas Gifts* 1. Clothing... = 1. Itchy jammies; shirts 2. Wrench sets 3. T... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 22 | Oprah Winfrey Receives Cecil B. de Mille Award a... = She gave a really incredible bracing #MeToo sp... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The Three Wives of Paul McCartney 1. Linda Lou... = 1. Vehemently anti-meat when alive 2. Self... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Five Oscar-Nominated Directors: 1. Christopher... = That group's diverse: 1. Respected Londoner ... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 13 | A woman in New York lost her pet cat called LOV... ~ This little bent woman met Kent, a kindly cop ... |
6 | Christopher Davis | 4 | Anagram that should question a tubby, fake tan... = I think that would qualify as not smart, but g... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 4 | The Kardashian West Family comprises: Kim K... = Obscenely ditsy freak, asinine fame whore L... |
Total points: | 117 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.350) |
1 | Adie Pena | 25 | Oh, I'm one foolish man, I overspent; Shut out, fully broke as expected. I'm using an IOU to pay the rent. Alas, al... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 16 | No estate have I Expectations nil Frost, cold, drear sky Temperature chill No sun comes out... sigh One road ahead... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | A retirement means no regular paychecks; If I hold no folio or trust, The holiday needs can perplex... But, I assum... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 15 | Another note to check about, as I'm just real curious: If the federal government has closed up here, do I still need to... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | "January, one year in office! Let's commemorate it and chat about tougher, deep-level topics... like shitholes and luri... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | All thanks to a fool, I have become used to austere times and find it easy to reject a high-price luxury until the land... |
7 | David Bourke | 7 | I see it's "The Grands" time in The Forum. Tony Crafter, he expects a spectacular haul...real demolition. (Jealous Davi... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Mend the lock! January is gloomy and colder than the hair on a polar bear's arse. Despite this, I love to experience it... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 7 | It seemed to cheat, Jordan Belfort, that tenuous cryptocurrencies are a hoax, dropping in value. Oh, definitely a mista... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 2 | O ruin! No property left, no house, no luck. I live in a s***hole. I just paid all my assets to axe the huge credit car... |
11 | turnip | 0 | The Grammys or the one chief executive's state of the union address? Learn to laud South Korea Olympics' brilliant ... |
Total points: | 114 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.579) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 30 | Celebrities that all passed away in 2017 1. Ro... = 1. Gentleman James Bond 2. 'Happy Days' girl ... |
2 | David Bourke | 23 | One night, a passenger in a taxi tapped the dri... = The contrite passenger, having apologised to h... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | ... = ... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 13 | A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife ... ~ The pensioner mother-in-law is purple faced, h... |
5 | Christopher Davis | 7 | A lone, unappealing, mean, unpopular, racist US... = Demented Onerous Nasty Appalling Lecherous... |
6 | Adie Pena | 4 | Movie and Television Documentaries about Donald... = 1. The dream: Biz ventures and relationships ... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 4 | A list of some North American Nuclear Weapons T... = 1. Leather briefcase 2. List of codes 3. Tr... |
Total points: | 99 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.412) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | Worst Day Ever? |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | A SUBALTERN'S LOVE SONG |
3 | David Bourke | 15 | MS. JENNIFER JOANNA ANISTON |
4 | Adie Pena | 14 | JUMP |
Total points: | 95 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.235) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | When grandma loses her giant bra ~ her breasts are hanging damn low! |
2 | David Bourke | 17 | A shithole ~ has the oil! |
3 | Julian Lofts | 16 | Kate Winslet frets about her poor decision ~ to hold Weinstein's obese prick after a tour. |
4 | Christopher Davis | 12 | Donald Trump gave hush money to Stormy Daniels ~ and loved to madly hump another young mistress |
4 | John Ramos | 12 | Stormy Daniels = Dolt's in my arse. |
6 | Adie Pena | 7 | The homosexuals = Huh? Same sex tool! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 5 | The Colombian singer Shakira Isabel Mebarak Rip... = I am a hip-roller, a babe. I'll make TC's orga... |
8 | Tom Myers | 4 | POTUS and the porn star = rent that pro...pound ass! |
Total points: | 100 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.471) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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