| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Ellie Dent | 32 | Weather in winter = New white terrain. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 26 | One hospital gown = Open? Showing a lot! |
3 | John Ramos | 25 | Ground meats = Guts and more. |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | An ugly Christmas sweater = U.S. garment was hysterical! |
5 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Workplace safety = Factory keeps law. |
6 | Tom Myers | 13 | Don't do anything stupid = Daddy's input on tonight. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 12 | What are these Bitcoins? = A new iCash. Oh, it's better! |
8 | Scott Gardner | 10 | Harassment = |
9 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Freedom of expression ~ pioneered forms of sex. |
10 | Christopher Davis | 7 | Thoughts and Prayers ‡ Parry Gunshot Deaths. |
11 | View | 6 | A rude song = Dangerous. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Delusional ‡ i.e. 'All sound' |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Sexual harassment in the workplace = Example: Lass' encounter with a shark! |
Total points: | 173 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.448) |
1 | Dean Mayer | 35 | Irish singer Sinead O'Connor = No hair in recording session. |
2 | Adie Pena | 30 | Famous sculptor Auguste Rodin's "The Thinker" = So keep that muscular nude sitting for hours. |
3 | David Bourke | 24 | The late American pop singer David Cassidy = A dynamic Seventies soap child...a Partridge. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Lyricist Bernie Taupin and melodist Elton John = Brilliant duo jointly penned some certain hits. |
5 | Tom Myers | 17 | RE: Star Wars Episode Eight = I heard reports it's sewage. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 17 | Irish thespian Domhnall Gleeson = Oh, name is hard to spell in English. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 15 | Agatha Christie's Murder on the Orient Express = Poirot's arresting mustache hair extends here. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 10 | Claude Monet, Houses of Parliament = True theme is famous London palace. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi = Odd marvel, Savior, lands in auction. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | A Street Cat Named Bob = Dear toms can't be beat! |
11 | View | 2 | The "Salvator Mundi" = LDV; not amateurish. |
Total points: | 174 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.379) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 38 | Meghan and Prince = Champagne dinner! |
2 | Adie Pena | 30 | The Hollywood film producer Harvey Weinstein = Lofty lecher had power in whole movie industry. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | John Ramos | 21 | Moore for Senate = A Romeo for teens. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Australians vote decisively for same sex marriages = A massive result raises mania for excited gay lovers. |
4 | nedesto | 17 | Charlie Milles Manson is dead = A maniac smolders inside hell. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 15 | Saint George's Chapel, Windsor Castle = Single prince has goal to wed actress. |
6 | Julian Lofts | 15 | North Korea has sentenced Trump to death = Hah! Rocketman snorted, threatened POTUS. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Prince Harry is to wed Meghan Markle = A merger? Think shrewd American ploy! |
9 | Dean Mayer | 4 | Person of the Year = A spoof entry here? |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | The powerful businessman = Women felt: Punish abusers! |
10 | David Bourke | 3 | Prince Harry is set to wed Meghan Markle = The marriage ceremony's with perks: Land! |
10 | View | 3 | The Sexual Harassment Scandal = Aha, next lechers' assaults! Damn! |
13 | Rosie Perera | 1 | Charles Manson dies = Ah...coldness remains. |
Total points: | 173 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.448) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 35 | President Robert Gabriel Mugabe = Aged bumbling reprobate retires. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 30 | President Robert Mugabe = Mobs erupt and beg "Retire!" |
3 | Mark Huffman | 25 | Democrat Senator Al Franken = Rotten man fondles rack area. |
4 | View | 21 | Runner Oscar Pistorius = Court raises prison run. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Charles Milles Manson and Ms Sharon Marie Tate = Madman lets others massacre all in her mansion. |
6 | Julian Lofts | 12 | George Blake = Gee, a KGB role. |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | The Republican candidate Roy Moore = American leader. Hypocrite, no doubt. |
8 | David Bourke | 8 | Sharon Marie Tate Polanski = Roman's heart kept a liaison. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Charles Milles Manson (Maddox) = Immoral laxness. He's damn cold. |
10 | turnip | 3 | Titus Chalk = That is luck |
11 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Grace Ntombizodwa Mugabe = Candour: Zimbabwe to gag me. |
Total points: | 169 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.379) |
1 | Jon Gearhart | 55 | The Central Bank of Nigeria = Bring on a fake chain letter. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 38 | Windsor Castle, Berks, England = Kings and well-bred ancestors. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Community = Mad mix seen by certain godly beings as unnatural. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 12 | Eastern Great Horned Owl = Large "hoot" drew near nest. |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | The House Committee on Un-American Activities = I have to out certain Commies I can meet in the U.S. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Integrated Homicide Investigation Team = It aims to get into evidence in a grim death. |
7 | David Bourke | 7 | The Leader of the Opposition = Oh, one tipped to foil Theresa! |
8 | View | 5 | Waze, the user-centered navigation application = Can get citizen to wished area via true, open plan. |
Total points: | 158 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.296) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 35 | Top five Bond girls: 1. Honey Ryder 2. Tati... = 1. International diver in ... |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 27 | Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libr... = I grab various superstitious morning papers; ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | The actor Kevin Spacey is alleged to have sexua... = "Don't ever recall all that. Plus, it's okay a... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 19 | Two men approaching each other on a sidewalk, b... ~ 'Oh, look at that! See my leg there? 'Nam war.... |
5 | David Bourke | 15 | Congratulations to Prince Harry and Meghan on th... = That pact encouraged another German ginger roy... |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | Houses of Parliament: Damian Green, Mark Garnie... = House of Cards: Handsome Kevin Spacey made a f... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 8 | "If I did, I’m not going to dispute these thing... = "I'm a dirty dumb thing. I like to date hot mi... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | U.S. Navy pilot draws obscene pictures over Was... = Observers note a penis, suspect wrong activity... |
9 | Mark Huffman | 1 | The Today Show’s anchor Matt Lauer fired for ha... = That fresh, friendly man is a rascal! Who tatt... |
9 | Julian Lofts | 1 | 'Saturn Devouring His Son' - painter Francisco ... = You forget this concerns civil unrest in Spain... |
Total points: | 142 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.417) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 36 | "I'm a one-genre novelist," Sighs one angry pessimist. "I don't write well; The genre won't sell-- I could be a pr... |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 28 | I object: The right wing newspapers tell lies, idolise owing money, report intrusive nonsense and sell moral outrage. |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | In the worsening global crisis, I'll use a tweet to govern. Just ignore my one-liners in wartime, press people! - The D... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Trump: "CNN is all lies, gossip, distorting what I do. Bring me only true news I love: the Roger Ailes one. No pretense... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Where a modern press, beyond caring, will just go on inventing their appalling news to sell. Or, I see more toilet tiss... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Not so! The current ideology? It is to publish news on women wild pensioner Jagger impregnates. All else is irrelevant.... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Worst in world angering press? Hell, it's juvenile hooligan Trump, obese leering Weinstein or latent sodomite Spacey. |
8 | John Ramos | 5 | One good intelligent snooper prints big, serious, jarring truths, while yes-men peers live-tweet ads in a cool new mall... |
9 | turnip | 4 | "It's not surprising spineless Jews control all media. We need... " Oh, no! Rewrite bugger all! Revision: "Path ... |
10 | David Bourke | 1 | The new, revamped Daily Mail Online - Here, in essence, low-brow porn...."serious" jugs, long "pins", groins, orgies, t... |
Total points: | 137 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.435) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | Roy, a retired widower, met Trudy at a singles ... = On her fiftieth wedding anniversary, Kate foun... |
2 | Adie Pena | 38 | ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 25 | THE GOGHS After much careful and painstaking r... ~ His nephew, the clearly twisted, repressive sh... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 10 | The Key Players in the Scandal of Russians Medd... = 1. Foreign policy adviser 2. Maltese Prof 3.... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | "Women are very special. I think it’s a very sp... = Who lacks depth? Not him. Listen: Handy--"..... |
Total points: | 119 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 47 | SYMPATHY |
2 | Adie Pena | 43 | The White House |
3 | Ellie Dent | 30 | RULES FOR DOG OWNERS |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.150) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 45 | The personal massager = Pleasant orgasms here. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 35 | An instant erection ~ is an innocent treat. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | The man's flirting technique ~ meant fitting in her 'squelch'. |
4 | Adie Pena | 13 | The comedian/star Louis (Alberto Székely) C.K. = He is truly keen to beat a small-size cock/rod! |
Total points: | 114 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.182) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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