| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 37 | Time is a great healer = Harm? I let age erase it! |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | Here is a list of five items that are invisible... = Verifiable set: 1. air 2. time 3. faith 4.... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 27 | The opioids = Oh, it is dope! |
4 | Richard Swingwood | 21 | Noisy Saturday fades, ~ Sunday is a day of rest. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Feral cats ~ cart fleas. |
5 | Tom Myers | 18 | Gender studies = I get undressed. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 16 | Spoiler alert = Plot realiser? |
8 | Scott Gardner | 12 | The total solar eclipse = I select a stellar photo. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The shameless Tony and Cherie Blair = He is not real and she's merely a bitch. |
10 | Adie Pena | 8 | Spoiler alert, ~ i.e., reports all. |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 8 | A child's story of ~ first school day. |
10 | Tyler Severance | 8 | Launch error or ~ nuclear horror! |
13 | View | 7 | Englander = Green land. |
14 | John Ramos | 4 | Rain follows the plow = Hopes wilt or fall now. |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Sleeping with the enemy = I spy when men get 'the lie'. |
16 | Julian Lofts | 0 | Gormandised ~ dried mangos. |
Total points: | 226 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.421) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 54 | Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens = Best child slave workers in city. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 29 | The painter Edouard Manet = He made neat nude portrait. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 23 | 'Tomorrow Never Dies' featuring Pierce Brosnan = A stirring Bond? No, we picture Sean forevermore. |
3 | View | 23 | The "Burning Man" festivities = Must invest in a big fire then. |
5 | David Bourke | 20 | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee = What! No muff in here at all? Blast! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The Lionel Richie hit: 'Easy Like Sunday Morning' = I mean, I sure like reclining on this, the Holy day. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | The Restaurant at the End of the Universe = I see Arthur Dent sent to that far venue, eh. |
7 | Adie Pena | 17 | Charlize Theron in "Atomic Blonde" = Mobilize the character in London. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Sunday Newspaper's Comics Section = We can discuss so many perceptions! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The clarinet glissando that starts "Rhapsody in Blue" = A bar's sliding note that stretches up tonally is hard. |
Total points: | 226 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.263) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 50 | Violent racist hell ~ in Charlottesville. |
2 | David Bourke | 26 | The American president = Pre-eminent head racist. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | In August, the sun will completely disappear in the US = Then, we applaud a mysterious eclipse until sunlight. |
4 | Christopher Davis | 21 | Destroy semblance of ~ Confederate symbols. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 18 | Charlottesville = Trolls teach evil. |
6 | John Ramos | 16 | Hurricane Harvey = Evac her in a hurry. |
7 | Adie Pena | 15 | Guam, a U.S. territory in the western Pacific Ocean = Fact: You see Trump actions are inciting war here. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 11 | UN is set to impose new sanctions on North Korea ~ as union aims to stop their rocket nonsense, now! |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | The total solar eclipse = Clear satellite photos. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 10 | The total solar eclipse = Call other pals to see it. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | The white supremacists' movement ~ sees most achievement with Trump. |
12 | View | 7 | Las Ramblas, Barcelona = All blame's on Arab's car. |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Massive manhunt for Spain attacker = A task - must imprison craven hate fan. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Sheraton Cadwell Orchestras = Let her chew carrots on salads. |
15 | Julian Lofts | 2 | The attack in Las Ramblas in Barcelona, Spain = Splat! Insane Arab men kill. Abhor satanic act. |
Total points: | 227 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.395) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 48 | White supremacist politician, David Ernest Duke = A nutcase had idiotic views like President Trump. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 43 | USA President = Sure inept. SAD! |
3 | Adie Pena | 25 | The North Korea president Kim Jong-un = I think the jerk soon angered Trump, no? |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 23 | Donald Trump, President of America = Mild drama in Confederate support. |
5 | David Bourke | 21 | The American general, Robert Edward Lee = The race war ringleader...not redeemable. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 19 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge = Salute Rime: clearly good! |
7 | View | 13 | President Hassan Rouhani = Persian nation's rude shah. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Sinead Marie Bernadette O'Connor = Been to see a doctor in inner drama. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Thomas Gainsborough = Big honor as a mugshot. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 6 | The singer Sinead Marie Bernadette O'Connor = An obscene or tormented anti-Irish renegade. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | POTUS = Spout. |
Total points: | 220 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.289) |
1 | John Ramos | 41 | Hurricane Harvey = Heavy air churner. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 31 | Great Indian Rhinoceros = I carried giant nose horn. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | The Democratic People's Republic of (North) Korea = Home of a pot-bellied, super-hero, crackpot cretin. |
4 | Adie Pena | 27 | Charlottesville, Virginia = This revolting racial evil! |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | The Republic of Ireland = Leprechaun orbit field. |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 14 | Little clash over ~ Charlottesville. |
6 | View | 14 | Michelin auto tires = Use it in the limo car. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Georgia Institute of Technology = I get to teach guys online ... go for it! |
8 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Bar bitter ~ Breitbart. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 10 | The Daily Stormer = My role: it's hatred. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | The First World War Poetry Digital Archive = A writer privy to a fight will record deaths. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The White Supremacist Movement = Meetup march with tense motives. |
Total points: | 218 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 50 | You are shut in this secluded, windowless, unlo... ~ You've a single gun, with two bullets. So what... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 44 | THE SIX TOP MEDICAL COMPLAINTS 1. Skin rashe... = 1. Common hives? 2. Hmm... trapped gas? 3. ... |
3 | Adie Pena | 27 | "In a nuclear war, all men are cremated equal" ... = We'll conquer a great area; exterminate all re... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | "Those who cannot remember the past are condemn... = Tempted to do an Ottoman Empire? Then, researc... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 22 | Donald Trump, President of the United States of America = Nuthead in sad temper to add potent fuel to racism's fire |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | Donald Trump is President and Commander-in-Chie... = Demented, capricious, racist, unfit, horrid, i... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 9 | The drug cheat Justin Gatlin has beaten the fav... = That USA chap battled booing, ran an eventful ... |
Total points: | 195 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.212) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 38 | 'The answer's Forty Two!' Max cried. He was exceptional, a whiz, invariably right in class. Yet very restive. There see... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 36 | As vicar, Victor Pindor, watered his raspberry plant, he sensed a tremor way beneath his feet. He shivered, seized by... |
3 | David Bourke | 30 | "Aha! A very easy hundred-and-sixty-seven point win!" said Chris the Scrabble bore, with a crafty smile. "The Z, each w... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 24 | A lady with expensively inspired hair attended a citizenship interview, while her boyfriend sat in a Vauxhall Astra eas... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Evelyn's bicycle expedition to Schweitzer Mountain was hellish. She fell into the ravine, was extricated and airlifted ... |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 15 | I'll stress a crazy view in my head: life's similar to a story, where if I expect a change by the next day, whether ... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 11 | I say, if that bizarre, insanely rash, vain Trump ever discovers how to be a fine president, and bans his entire horrid... |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | That rich circle everywhere he went. Or was that a civilization forewarned? "This is The Donald." He hints, "Big, sexy ... |
Total points: | 177 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 58 | Three McDonald's executives were captured by na... = A man, a pig and a dog were the sole survivors... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 35 | A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marvels ... ~ 'Just five dollars,' says Mr Green. The custo... |
3 | David Bourke | 24 | The BBC's highest-paid television and radio per... = 1. Ginger jerk 2. Walkers crisp-eater 3. Ove... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood t... = On the edge of midnight a large, terrible, unr... |
5 | Julian Lofts | 13 | Ten of the Most Famous Fashion Designers of All... = 1. Overopinionated Gaul 2. Gallic 3. North A... |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.208) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 41 | Le Jardin |
2 | Tony Crafter | 37 | THE LISTENERS |
3 | Ellie Dent | 34 | HANDY TIPS FOR LIFE |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Poema VIII |
Total points: | 129 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.182) |
1 | Tom Myers | 36 | Two days of shore leave = A steady love of whores. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 34 | A fart is but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd? = No, it's only a curry-fired blast of putrid methane. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 26 | Oral sex without her dentures ~ won't hurt, Sue theorised. Relax! |
4 | Adie Pena | 23 | Just plop turd on mad ~ POTUS Donald J. Trump! |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | Spy on your lover = Sly voyeur porno. |
6 | David Bourke | 11 | The singer Rihanna Fenty = Her fanny is threatening! |
Total points: | 145 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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