| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tom Myers | 29 | Crisis management = It means screaming. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | Man citing excuses can utter ~ "Extenuating circumstances." |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 24 | Holocaust denial = Hate in a cold soul. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 23 | Those golden memories = Relish good mementoes. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 19 | The surveillance camera ~ has a relevant crime clue. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The simple "Sieve of Eratosthenes" algorithm = I got the lesson of math here: It leaves primes. |
7 | View | 8 | An epidural = Ruled a pain. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Explaining the fire triangle to you: = ... |
9 | Mark Huffman | 4 | Bald guy = Bad, ugly. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Fighter pilots ~ spot, light, fire! |
10 | Adie Pena | 3 | Let's eat rare ham in this current ~ Michelin three-star restaurant. |
12 | Julian Lofts | 2 | "Olfactory molestation" = O to smell of an atrocity. |
12 | Marie Pezarro | 2 | Woman of the street = O what tester of men! |
Total points: | 160 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.481) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 51 | 'Self Portrait With A Beret' by Claude Oscar Monet = Celebrity artist puts on comfortable headwear. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 40 | Sir Mick Jagger, the lead singer of The Rolling Stones = In old age, major English rocker gets the finest girls. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood = A grim ado that has women badly treated. |
4 | Tom Myers | 19 | The Disney Star Wars Film "Rogue One" = Features new girl and some history. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | "The Zookeeper's Wife", about Antonina and Jan Zabinski = Bio of Jews taken underneath a zoo in bins at Nazi peak. |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | Anthony Atamanuik in 'The President Show' = I know that has annoyed the asinine Trump. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 7 | Joshua beat Klitschko = He jabs at stoic hulk.KO! |
Total points: | 155 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.259) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Theresa May calls a snap general election = One escalates parliamentary challenges. |
1 | Rosie Perera | 22 | United Airlines passenger = Seen in despair, suing later. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 19 | United Airlines passenger = Drag in aisle... super intense. |
4 | Dean Mayer | 18 | The United Airlines passenger Doctor David Dao = He did not give up seat as ordered to - cardinal sin. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 15 | The symbolic 100-day performance appraisal = Ay, 0/10 for a shambolic, crappy, lame president. |
5 | Christine Parker | 15 | It's Asperger's, Autism, and ADHD awareness month = Group that has immense weirdness as a standard. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 12 | The Trump-Russian connections = The corrupt man's sin continues. |
8 | David Bourke | 11 | E.T.A. disarm = Smart idea! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | How to handle an overbooked United Airlines flight = I'd be indignant, do a review, then look for a lush hotel! |
10 | View | 6 | An overbooked United Airlines flight = Banish, drag one out (er, I left video link). |
11 | Adie Pena | 5 | The UA passenger Dr. David Dao = Sad or disadvantaged up here. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | United Airlines ~ intrude in aisle. |
13 | Tom Myers | 1 | A blast inside St. Petersburg Metro = See train, guts, limbs! Probe started. |
13 | Mark Huffman | 1 | French presidential election = Le Pen ascent: infidel rhetoric! |
15 | Christopher Davis | 0 | Trump declares May First as Loyalty Day = Smartly decrypt a date of my ally: Russia! |
Total points: | 160 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.556) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 31 | The talented comedian Don Rickles = His entire act, end-to-end, mocked all. |
2 | Adie Pena | 27 | Renaissance master Michelangelo Buonarroti = Man creates art here in colors so unimaginable. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 26 | 1. Leonardo da Vinci 2. Michelangelo Buonarroti = 1. Honor 'La Gioconda' 2. Divine mural celebration |
4 | Julian Lofts | 18 | Manipulate Mr ~ Trump, Melania. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | The late stand-up comedian Don Rickles = That keen comic added personal insult. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Oscar-Claude Monet = Man educes cool art. |
7 | View | 9 | Vladimir Putin = I'm pundit rival. |
8 | David Bourke | 5 | The cosmetic surgeon, Dr Aaron Rollins = Arse has construction or remodelling! |
9 | Ellie Dent | 4 | E. Macron = Cameron? |
10 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Jared Corey Kushner, the president's son-in-law = One darned New Yorker's Antichrist! Jesus, help! |
Total points: | 147 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Adie Pena | 38 | International Committee of the Red Cross = Treatment comes for the soldier in action. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 36 | President of the United States of America = Note Trump seated in the office - a disaster! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The Democratic People's Republic of Korea = Mop-top ruler? He is a cited blocker of peace. |
4 | View | 15 | Las Vegas, The Sin City = Lights, naive ecstasy. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 13 | The White House Press Secretary = Oh, we see S. Spicer say the... er...truth? |
6 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Cycle City Tours, Vancouver, BC = Cavort on cute curvy bicycles. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | The United States Postal Service ~ sent deliveries that eat up costs. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | The Democratic People's Republic of Korea = Outlook? Dim (arch-foe's a perceptible creep). |
Total points: | 145 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.308) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 31 | A student sees his pal Alan on a new bike. 'W... ~ pulls up, gets off a new, a high-end bike, st... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Currently, The World's most dangerous Men: 1. ... = 1. Addled US vandal 2. Strong Russian's a wor... |
3 | David Bourke | 27 | - "Papa, why did you call my sister Teresa?" -... ~ - "Ah, bless! Of course! That was a great idea... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | "Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith ... = Why harbor a habit to look at life's darkness,... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 18 | "You had someone who was despicable as Hitler w... = I glanced, and yes, now I see: someone as evil... |
6 | Richard Grantham | 11 | A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pl... = Please, it is piteous! I estimate I'd prefer t... |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 3 | Donald Trump has spent ninety-seven days in con... = That snotty old man's spewed inanest hot air n... |
8 | Julian Lofts | 2 | At long last April the giraffe has given birth ... = Every halfwit's hellbent on looking at that Af... |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.320) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 29 | Perhaps I fly to Tokyo or Korea as a swan, arrive looking ugly as Trump in a toupee. LOL! |
2 | Christopher Davis | 23 | Look, you folks who may use regional airport layovers take unappealing portraits.(Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Lousy looking, like on hospital arrival paperwork, as men pry you out of a great seat! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | My flying photo always looks like: Putin, a superior Korean ruler, or a savage potato. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 12 | "OK, a priority's our folk. Go in, savagely throw out all Asian/Korean people. Easy!" (Trump) |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | A sky trekker up on a trip allows a poor area of physiognomy to unveil a lot as uglier. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Trump to air ploy so no people fly: Have a go at Russia Kill Syria Nuke N. Korea Go to war. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 4 | OK, so lots plan powerful aviation tours. Me? I appear like 'a sorry gargoyle?' Thank you. |
9 | Marie Pezarro | 3 | Aviation's on a real up an' up (go, literally). Poor selfie work portrays me as "kooky thug". |
9 | View | 3 | Imagine: A royal, pope, all white passengers, our valourous KKK too, fly to any airport! |
9 | David Bourke | 3 | "Euphoria! A previous star eloping from New York to L.A., I sure look okay!" - Patsy Gallant |
12 | Adie Pena | 2 | So, leave smelling like potpourri too...for you alight anyway as a paratrooper skunk! |
Total points: | 125 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.571) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 39 | MORALS OF LIFE: A sales rep, an admin clerk, a... ~ An eagle was perching on top of a tree doing n... |
2 | David Bourke | 27 | Brad Pitt, Jennifer Lopez and Geoff Capes were ... ~ They agreed to rendezvous for breakfast the fo... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 15 | DOG RULES FOR HUMANS Don't come home here smel... ~ Don't shush me from barking if you are on the ... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Ranker's "The Top Five Funniest Stand-up Comedi... = 1. Philosophic 2. Superior improv 3. Tange... |
5 | Julian Lofts | 3 | The brilliant master filmmaker/producer/screenw... = Major career earner renowned as director ('Sil... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 2 | “I loved my previous life. I had so many things... = Putrid Trump, in a foul mood, dislikes being P... |
Total points: | 93 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | MY FANCY |
2 | David Bourke | 27 | Dear President Tusk, |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Letter from a Grandmother to her Granddaughter |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Robert Lowell ditty |
5 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Mike Pence... [Limerick] |
Total points: | 99 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.294) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 25 | My uncle has got feminine traits = The semi-girly man is often a cunt! |
2 | Tom Myers | 18 | Forbidden thoughts and desires = To do friend's daughters' behinds. |
3 | David Bourke | 17 | The American Osteopathic Board of Proctology = Chronicled sagacity of the bottom area or poop. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 14 | Her erogenous body parts = He groped on your breasts. |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | The FLOTUS Melania = Hot lust in a female! |
6 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Those constipated arse bandits = Sad pair stain cotton bedsheets. |
7 | View | 2 | The intercrural sex = Their cunts relaxer. |
Total points: | 98 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.412) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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