| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 25 | An omnivore gets a really balanced diet = I consider any vegetable and/or all meat. |
2 | David Bourke | 22 | One for the road ~ or one for death? |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 18 | I'm wearing a tinfoil hat = I might wait for an alien! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | My uncle has feminine traits = Seems it can run in the family. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 16 | A suicide prevention hotline = It is advice I run on telephone. |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 11 | Lust Gluttony Greed Sloth Wrath Envy Pride = Ugh! Grisly, nutty, lowest pervert, The Donald. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | A white supremacist = It saw hate-crimes up. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 10 | In the far distance = Thence I find a star. |
9 | Christine Parker | 9 | Delusions of grandeur = Diagnosed Ruler of Sun. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Compound interest = Price mounted tons. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Single-payer healthcare = Ah, it's generally cheaper. |
11 | View | 6 | The discrimination against Jews = Watch, Antisemites joining raids! |
11 | Adie Pena | 6 | Obstinacy = "Boys, I can't!" |
14 | Julian Lofts | 2 | Sharemarket = Karma's there. |
14 | Christopher Davis | 2 | Man walked with dinosaurs?!?! = Wild! Must widen a Noah's Ark!! |
16 | Tom Myers | 1 | Other dangers = Dragons there. |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.571) |
1 | David Bourke | 38 | The Columbian actress and model Sofia Vergara = Most desirable charms...no actual need of Viagra! |
2 | Tom Myers | 35 | The sisters Anne, Emily, and Charlotte Brontë = Neatly render some British tales to enchant.(Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 29 | The singer and writer Neil Leslie Diamond = That single 'Red Red Wine'? I earned millions. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 19 | The Voice, TV's talent programme = The target: vocal improvements. |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | "Kong: Skull Island," a motion picture in Three-D = No, men! Don't irk, anger this ape. It could kill us! |
5 | View | 12 | "Bolero" = Role: Bo. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Fisherman's Cottage on the Cliffs at Varengeville = Monet still revealing effect of high art canvases. |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | “Street Fighter” video game = Feet I move trigger deaths. |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.296) |
1 | Adie Pena | 34 | Islamophobic U.S. president = Trump (based on his policies). |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | I turn over the page of my calendar and I sigh in bliss = I love today! And if March began, Sunlit spring is here. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 23 | The US healthcare bill is ~ bullshit, heartache, lies. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | How to spruce up the Government = Throw out Trump. Gosh, even Pence! |
4 | David Bourke | 19 | Current president of The United States of America = As true certified fact, there's not one stupider man! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 16 | The Trump doctrine = ipretendtruth.com |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | "Because I'm president, and you're not", ~ Trump sneered (a tiny audience boos). |
8 | Tony Crafter | 8 | UNESCO World Heritage Site's Great Barrier Reef = This glorious, free area's cited barren, we regret. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Spring weather = Rephrasing: WET! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 2 | White supremacist terrorism in the United States = See impenitent racists with hate murder tourists. |
10 | View | 2 | Senator Ralph Shortey = So, arrest the horny pal! |
12 | Tom Myers | 0 | Sears may close its stores = Losses came, is sorry state. |
Total points: | 161 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | David Bourke | 34 | Edward Christopher Sheeran = Wretched person has red hair! |
2 | Christine Parker | 27 | Rowan Atkinson, alias Mr. Bean = A man is known as a real Briton. |
3 | Adie Pena | 24 | The President of Russia Vladimir Putin = I praise this Donald Trump's fine virtue! |
4 | Tom Myers | 15 | Saint Jude the Apostle = Just head to Palestine. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Khalid Masood ~ had mad IS look. |
6 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Rex Wayne Tillerson = No wiser, externally. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Rene Magritte, a Surrealist = Irregular art seen at times. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Nicola Ferguson Sturgeon = Unerring slogan of Scot? "EU!" |
9 | View | 4 | Khalid Masood = Oh, OK, lad is mad! |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Octavia Spencer ~ is proven ace act. |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.417) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 37 | The Academy Award for Best Picture = Corrected, but they made a fair swap. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 21 | Free nations detest the stupid ~ President of the United States. |
3 | View | 20 | Kia Sorento = O, it's Korean! |
4 | David Bourke | 18 | The Sears Holdings Corporation = "Oh shit! Record an operating loss!" |
4 | Adie Pena | 18 | Burger King's Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger = Big eaters nurturing bulges come back here! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Mention an English, maverick bridge builder = The civil engineer, Isambard Kingdom Brunel |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Claude Monet's 'Houses of Parliament in Winter' = Or, a moment low sun is reflected in a paint's hue. |
8 | Tom Myers | 8 | Craig's List personal ad = It regards social plans. |
8 | Christine Parker | 8 | Gender Dysphoria = Yep, hordes in drag! |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | Post-it® Notes = It's so potent. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Sydney Opera House = You espy honed ears. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 1 | The Great Barrier Reef is dead = Reader agreed: "Fish are bitter." |
13 | Christopher Davis | 0 | National Oreo Cookie Day = Okay, I do eat "no-no" calorie. |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.481) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 27 | The Countries With The Most Smokers 1. Montene... = 1. We've lung-rot 2. Coughers unite! 3. Bron... |
2 | Adie Pena | 23 | Eleven Disney Princesses -- 1. Snow White 2. ... = 1. Ill 2. Maiden 3. Perennial snooze 4. My ... |
3 | David Bourke | 22 | The "Forces' Sweetheart" Dame Vera Margaret Lynn... = Many thousands of soldiers revere her ...award... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | The string section of the orchestra: 1. First ... = 1. Front, visible solos. 2. Restless clones. ... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | The string section of the orchestra - first and... = Horrible dissonant screeching! Sound is endle... |
6 | View | 11 | Princess Diana says she used her honeymoon to 'c... = Re: Secrets she prepared - No copulations, no s... |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | The famous landmark at The Palace of Westminster ~ Calm, daft wankers met at the Houses of Parliament. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Followers mourn as the legendary musician Chuck... = His rich edgy blues, awesome rock 'n roll unif... |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 2 | The Statue of Liberty went dark overnight and t... = No jest! Agony! She blackout fainted, frighten... |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | Donald Trump, President of the United States of... = Me, I spurn fact, dispute I demonstrated the a... |
11 | Rosie Perera | 0 | The National Aeronautic Association's Wright Br... = Harrison (Han Solo), America's meatiest actor-... |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.478) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | The Spanish wife Execution for treason. They enjoy an enchanting love German-born wife Errancy cost her her hea... |
2 | Julian Lofts | 21 | I hear veteran anagram expert Tony Crafter wins. He enjoys an hallucinogenic beer. Oh, he's incoherent, "Off with every... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | ... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | The ninny joined in a half marathon for Teenage Cancer Trust. As he ran, he wore his very heavy robe to experience how... |
5 | David Bourke | 12 | On-throne, in want of an heir, angry His Majesty Henry (he of 'Greensleeves') even had two face a rather horrible exe... |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | He-men celebs who haven't rejected an evening of whoopee: F. Sinatra (4) A Thornton (5) E. Fisher (5) Curtis (6) H... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Ah, anyone can hate inane Trump's two jarring divorces: cheating on wife One; he cares only a trifle for brave 'n sexy ... |
7 | View | 2 | Lady can be nice, fair, attractive, fine honey... senile/severe hen, sharp hen (ugh!). Ain't matter! We honor her. Sex?... |
Total points: | 117 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 35 | Travelling down the highway and needing a toile... = The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 28 | "The Sound of Music" Soundtrack 1. Prelude and... = 1. Melodiously on top of a hill... 2. Opening... |
3 | Julian Lofts | 21 | Nineteen Distinguished Surgeons and Their Famou... = Prowess 1. Philosophy 2. Abdominal malignanc... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 10 | I went to the local store the other day, and I ... ~ I called him a petty pen-pusher. Glaring at me... |
5 | David Bourke | 8 | “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds ... = Present shallow words of a deliberately obnoxi... |
Total points: | 102 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.294) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN/IF I ONLY HAD A HEART |
2 | Adie Pena | 30 | STRANGE FRUIT / BLACK LIVES MATTER |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Wives and their lovers |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | An elderly guy called Keith Limerick #1 |
4 | David Bourke | 6 | An elderly guy called Keith Limerick #2 |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | A wonderful bird is the pelican |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 0 | God's plan made a hopeful beginning. |
Total points: | 100 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.412) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 22 | She released the most momentous fart = Mrs steamed out lots of sheer methane. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 21 | The Assistant to the US President = I see tanned ass, pert tits, hot tush. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 18 | The Craig's List personal ad = Her crass plan is to get laid. |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | Groping pussies = Spouses griping. |
5 | View | 13 | The toilet bowls = To let bowel shit. |
6 | Tom Myers | 12 | Bogus Headaches? = She's a douchebag! |
Total points: | 102 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.353) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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