| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rob Bretveld | 46 | Climate change denialists: ~ "That's all imagined science." |
2 | Ellie Dent | 35 | The inevitable = Believe in that! |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | Spiral staircase = Rails arc as I step. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Senior retirement homes = Rest on memories in there. |
5 | Jason Lofts | 18 | Old age pensioner = Idle one, a sponger. |
6 | John Ramos | 15 | Beauty is in the eye of the beholder = Yeah, Ethel is beefy but I dote on her. |
7 | View | 10 | Real peace all over the world = Here love to all replaced war. |
8 | Christopher Davis | 8 | Back To the Drawing Board = He can't dig bad work, abort! |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | Worst case scenarios = A war's cost; recession. |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | Point six one eight = Existing: one to phi. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Alienation to romance = An emotional reaction? |
12 | Tyler Severance | 2 | Recounts of income = Economic fortunes. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | Honi Soit qui Mal y pense = It is no shame, only pique! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Compounding pharmacy = Champion drug company. |
15 | George Sicherman | 1 | Traditional Chinese medicine = I heal cancers in time, I don't die. |
Total points: | 202 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 43 | Simon and Garfunkel Hits Collection ~ does contain enthralling folk music. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 42 | Famous pieces: 1. Mona Lisa 2. Starry Night ... = 1. A pleasant smile 2. Ah, Saint-Rémy 3. Ups...(Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Rosie Perera | 38 | How do you solve a problem like Maria? = Obvious: allow her ample Do-Re-Mi, okay? |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | Alec Baldwin's Saturday Night Live impersonation = His visit basically tearing Donald Trump a new one. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | Bruce Springsteen's autobiography = "Born to Run" is epic pages by huge star. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Stupid White Men by Michael Moore = Is maybe who elected Trump in, imho? |
7 | View | 11 | Rolling Stones band = Born to sing and sell. |
8 | Adie Pena | 9 | Stephen Sondheim's "Sunday in the Park with George" = Might Seurat know? Engrossed, he is happy in the end. |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 4 | Studio audience = I edit, cue a sound! |
10 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Secret Heart by the Canadian singer Ron Sexsmith = Harmony exhibits sadness: regret at inert chance. |
Total points: | 203 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.294) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | Donald Trump's presidential campaign = Man's a liar peddling crap to stupid men. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Samsung's ceased production of its Galaxy Note Seven ~ over suggestions it's unsafe, can explode, and may cost. |
3 | Adie Pena | 22 | 'Trick or Treat' costumes for Halloween = Witch, skeleton, or a creature from "Lost". |
4 | Rosie Perera | 17 | The few remaining undecided American voters = Underachieving demented racist or mean wife? |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | The Republicans (also known as The Grand Old Party) ~ as let down by an old, thick, rash, unpleasant groper! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | The genius of Donald Trump = A peddling of some untruth. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Result's a romp = Trump's a loser! |
7 | Larry Brash | 10 | Will Donald Trump become the next US President? = Plans in mind: must be expected to rule the World. |
9 | David Bourke | 9 | The American presidential debates = H.R.C. - Is able, at ease. / D.T. - Mean, inept, dire. |
10 | Rob Bretveld | 8 | Russian hackers = Sharks in U.S. race. |
10 | Christopher Davis | 8 | ExoMars lander may have exploded on impact = Explore command had expensive alarm today. |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | The Trump surrogates = Gruesome part-truths. |
12 | Jesse Frankovich | 6 | Town hall debate = Lethal beatdown. |
14 | Jason Lofts | 5 | Trump's cameo role in a Playboy softcore porn film = Boo! No Oscar for player in smutty female romp clip. |
14 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Closure of the Calais Migrants Camp = House claimants from tragic places. |
16 | Eric Banks | 3 | Trump says she is "such a nasty woman" ~ ...as this unworthy man-yap scams, sues. |
16 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | I heard Donald Trump saying: "Such a nasty woman" = And as ordinary dialog: "She must want my paunch." |
18 | View | 2 | Trump for President ‡ Firm/tender support |
Total points: | 203 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.514) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 37 | Melodist Stephen Sondheim = He's penned some hits, I'm told. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | Prime Minister Theresa Mary May = Yes, in my empire I am rather smart. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | First Lady of the US, Michelle Obama = At times, so-called hub of her family. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 29 | The English actor Benedict Cumberbatch = BBC: He became the hit cult icon Dr. Strange. |
5 | nedesto | 21 | President Hillary Rodham Clinton = An incompetent, horrid, shrill lady. |
6 | Rob Bretveld | 18 | Misogynist Donald Trump = Stuns GOP: "I'm dirty old man." |
7 | Larry Brash | 9 | Brutus, the Newfoundland dog = Wonderful hound. Best at dung! |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 8 | FBI Director James Comey = Daytime job's crime-force. |
9 | View | 6 | Gretchen Elizabeth Carlson = The long, zenithal CBS career. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | The Donald and Melania Trump = Put "damn liar" and then "a model". |
11 | Adie Pena | 5 | Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren = Rested winner & one good girl. |
12 | David Bourke | 3 | Shayne Thomas Ward = What a messy hard-on! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Trump's campaign manager Kellyanne Conway = Pan a cruel enemy camp's angry talking woman. |
Total points: | 205 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 49 | The United States of America = A frenetic madhouse, I attest. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 36 | The Rosetta Spacecraft = Each test reports a fact. |
3 | Jason Lofts | 30 | Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phone device = Giant snag - "Seven" may explode. Ouch! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | What needs led to his cardiac arrest? = Traditional Cheddar Cheese Straws! |
5 | Christopher Davis | 18 | The Trump Foundation = Impotent author fund. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | Hurricane Matthew = Ah! Much wetter rain. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | Central Asia = Real satanic. |
8 | Adie Pena | 9 | The Samsung Galaxy Note Seven = Huge nasty snag vexes men a lot! |
9 | View | 3 | "Oregon Ducks" = Go, score! Dunk! |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | The Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament = Arch maniac, Trump: Atoms endanger life! |
11 | Rosie Perera | 2 | The Log Cabin Republicans = Oh, nice! LGBT's public arena. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 0 | The Gobi Desert in Central Asia = i.e., big land-tract site (one hears). |
Total points: | 193 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
1 | Josiah Winslow | 49 | TRUMP (n): a valuable resource that may be used... = TRUMP: a vulgar, audacious, easily angered, no... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 24 | Young Buddy was sitting on a bench in the park... = 'Look at that - choc can be light, yet a toxi... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | LONDON'S TOP ATTRACTIONS HERE 1. Studio Tour -... = 1. A magic experience, so partake today! 2. M... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The Four American Candidates: 1. Hillary Clint... = 1. Dull android 2. Enjoying the occasional j... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | Those Five Current Living Presidents of the USA... = * One serves--a big job * Three urge Hillary ... |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | TRUMP: To outrank or defeat someone or something... = TRUMP: One Republican monster who may hit on y... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Occam's Razor: "When you have two competing th... = Trump to lose election: Theory One: Men amaze... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Hillary Clinton, President of the United States... = I patent it: first female in history to handle... |
9 | Mark Huffman | 7 | President Hillary Clinton's husband, the "First... = Flirty Bill's enthused hand can grope the slim... |
10 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Was fly sending message when it landed on Hilla... = Yes, a flying insect signals the woman's decli... |
10 | View | 6 | Donald Trump Appeared In A Playboy Softcore Porn Video = Top candour: bloody nominee for Pres. played a vapid part |
10 | Christopher Davis | 6 | The top BMX riders from around the world are in... = Extreme bikers with great determination plan t... |
Total points: | 188 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 43 | A dim, giddy girl, Tara Gunny, Dresses hot and looks sorta funny, At night she appears In a tail and long ears, T... |
2 | David Bourke | 23 | Clinton's a serpent, I'd say. (Her husband's a stud...bonks away!) Kinda easy to pillory, Nagging, arrogant Hillary... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | A defiant guy stupidly roared He was "spunky" and had "balls galore", But a nasty aspirant, As an orange, gross tyra... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | Donald Trump, as un-nasty surprise Of ugly and rank bragging dies ... That's a plan, any day On a headstone to say: ... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 10 | There once was a shy young panda Drunkenly got a bandana And also a glittery shirt It sounds grisly; for, I assert,... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 9 | Aronas Pinchas, an Israeli, asked us guys to anagram poetry, adding that we should try to be funny. I respond arrogantl... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Horrid anagram punners aren't fussy. In taking a word that ain't 'cussy'; A little kidology, Nary an apology, And b... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Donald Trump's an assaulter "Grab a fanny and assault her" Grind people? Wrong! Not OK! Randy? Shag bitches? Not OK!... |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | An unpopular standard obeys Doing a task of rhyming any phrase. But, a sound starts like orange? A dastardly chore i... |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Annita, a young Latina daughter, Plays around a lot in water. A guy grabbed her ass, Said, "Nasty, skinny, no class!... |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | Your party guest caught in Atlanta Did grossly suggest a paronomasia. She's binned and banned, Royally panned. For... |
12 | Christopher Davis | 4 | So, you think you are wise And look up to a man that's despised Randy and giggly All hands can't be bigly Arrogant ... |
13 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Democrats had a donkey: It's usually a bit wonky. GOP's got an elephant: So angry and arrogant. Libertarians, a str... |
Total points: | 165 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.464) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 46 | ... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 46 | Joy married Henry; they had twelve children. Th... = Leroy Radford joined in the line of worshipper... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 32 | Remember this: If Hillary Clinton takes the Oat... = Yet, otherwise, if Donald Trump takes the oath... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | The presidential election with a Republican and... = Quite a hard choice in Twenty-Sixteen Donald ... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Monster Mash I was working in the lab late one... ~ A nasty orange man materialised Yikes! We wer... |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | Shakespeare's Sonnet Fifty-Five ... = ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 38 | CURTAIN RODS ... = Charles and Helen Stevens weren't able to conc... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | The Wayfarer by Patrick Pearse ... = Helping Hand The sun is heat, and it is light... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | ... = ... |
5 | Christopher Davis | 9 | In a queue line for getting a cab, ... = Officials are on a big quest - We men find a ... |
Total points: | 135 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.217) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 44 | The US presidential candidate Donald Trump = |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | Donald Trump (on women): "Grab 'em by the pussy" = Pardon me, lady, but why not grope men's bums? |
3 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The female's vaginal opening = Given a hell of a penis-magnet! |
4 | Julian Lofts | 18 | I fancy June's ~ fanny juices. |
5 | View | 17 | Sexual magnetism = Must examine gals!!! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | Strap-on dildo = To prod in lads |
7 | Adie Pena | 13 | "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything." ~ Trump. He's saying they touch, bang anybody! |
Total points: | 149 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.280) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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