| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Jason Lofts | 35 | Sandalwood perfume ~ made wonderful soap. |
2 | David Bourke | 23 | Honorable intentions = Noble notions in heart. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 21 | Fame and fortune ~ often mean fraud. |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | The classified info = Find those CIA files. |
5 | View | 14 | Scantier bra due to ~ a breast reduction. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Shutting a door ~ is "NO!" to draught. |
6 | Ed Pegg Jr | 11 | Polite person sent ~ poison pen letters. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Self-deprecating humour = I centred me up for laughs |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | A cottage in the country = To change city to nature. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The eminent eye surgeons = You gents see the inner me! |
11 | Larry Brash | 6 | Item came to ~ a committee. |
12 | John Ramos | 4 | Spatula = Au splat. |
13 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Pious friend ~ I find so pure. |
14 | Rosie Perera | 0 | "It's a dead heat..." = "At a tie," he adds. |
14 | Scott Gardner | 0 | Breast reduction = I see "D" bra turn to "C". |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.536) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 45 | 'Oliver Twist', a Charles Dickens story = Clearly shows Victorian street kids. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 34 | Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully = Man and doc gallantly pursued X-File cases. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 28 | The song 'God Bless America' = Glib homage to sacredness. |
4 | Larry Brash | 15 | One Direction = "No tone!" I cried. |
5 | Jason Lofts | 12 | Playboy magazine's first new non-nude issue = Nowadays no sleazy bunnies. Feminist purge? |
6 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Harry Potter author Rowling's newest tale = Our writer at Hogwarts to pen, sell the yarn. |
7 | Adie Pena | 6 | DreamWorks Animation SKG, Inc.? = Answer: I'm making kid cartoons! |
7 | View | 6 | Playboy's first non-nude edition = Open it, lusty sir, and...no fine body. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | "Would that it'were so simple" (the scene in "H... = Hush, the newer line was a lot easier, "It's..... |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee = I'd like real break to lynch mob grip |
11 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Hefner: "Open to lady's body in outfit in ~ the first non-nude edition of Playboy." |
Total points: | 164 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.393) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 30 | Flint's water ~ wants filter. |
2 | David Bourke | 28 | The Savile Report:~ "A hostile pervert." |
3 | Jason Lofts | 21 | The Bill Cosby date rape allegations = Coyest ladies all get phenobarbital. |
4 | View | 15 | The new outbreaks in Brazil = See brutal Zika hit newborn. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Trump's rise in the polls = Spin lets loser triumph? |
6 | Tony Crafter | 13 | "I'm certain there's no blood on my hands." = Dishonored con-man Tony Blair's theme. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Donald Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize? = Nope, I'd prefer "Notable and Moronic Putz Medal"! |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | Senator Ted Cruz triumphs in Iowa caucus = I can sure cut a rich Trump down to size, USA! |
9 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Actor Frank Kelly dies = "Feck! Drink!" - a salty role! |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Donald Trump's presidential campaign = Plan to sling mud as prime PR candidate. |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | The Syrian ceasefire = It's anarchy free, I see. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | "I love the poorly educated" Donald J. Trump = Con to delude - the dull majority approved! |
13 | John Ramos | 1 | Wetlands = Ted's lawn. |
Total points: | 163 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.464) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 49 | US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump = Dull and stupid people are nuts for him. |
2 | Adie Pena | 27 | Senator Marco Rubio = Sour American robot. |
3 | View | 19 | Orianne Cevey = A very nice one. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 19 | Senator Ted Cruz = Nutter so crazed. |
5 | Ed Pegg Jr | 16 | Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia = "Jesus, clear up American Constitution." |
6 | Jason Lofts | 13 | Sir Ahmad Salman Rushdie = Iran had harassed Muslim. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | That odious Labour Prime Minister Anthony Blair = Notorious British parliamentarian, led by mouth. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Presidential hopeful Trump = Fired up, triumphant: see poll! |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Napoleon Bonaparte = Plan no one to be a par |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 2 | Senator Marco Rubio = Our era's robotic man. |
Total points: | 166 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 39 | President of the United States of America = To see Trump in that office is a tense dread. |
2 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 17 | Dacia Duster = Dude, it's a car! |
2 | Larry Brash | 17 | Delusional misidentification syndrome = You insist I'm a deformed Indian cellist? No! |
4 | David Bourke | 15 | The Society of Chiropodists and Podiatrists = Or: sophisticated distorted-foot physicians. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 15 | The National Catholic Register = Articles on religion that teach. |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | Advertising slogan of McDonald's: "I'm lovin' it" = Old and smiling victims overloading on fats! |
7 | Jason Lofts | 12 | AXE Shower Gels ~ where goal's sex. |
8 | John Ramos | 9 | "Nobody does chicken like KFC" = Nice hen flock cooked by kids. |
8 | View | 9 | Aston-Martin Rapide = Main idea: transport. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | University of Southern California = Neurons flourish in a favorite city. |
11 | Dan Fortier | 4 | Chelyabinsk meteor = Skyline bother came. |
Total points: | 158 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.407) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Mick Jagger Keith Richards Ronnie Woods Char... = I sing, jerk and am sacred I growl I rock I... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 27 | When NASA first started using space astronauts ... = Boffins worked away, spent long, trying years:... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 22 | Popular Valentine's Day Gifts 1. Flowers 2. J... = 1. Sold fresh 2. Gold ring, e.g. 3. Fancy ho... |
4 | Scott Gardner | 16 | Elections for president in the United States of... = See scores there intend to flee into Canada if... |
5 | David Bourke | 15 | Cameron to Corbyn: "Wear a proper suit, do up y... = Corbyn to Cameron: "Don't put your hard penis ... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 12 | The World's Ten Most Unsafe Airlines - Batik ... = - alarm - Arab hijackers - don't maintain en... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Conspiracy theories surround Supreme Court Justi... = I realised pals were just huntin' outdoors, and... |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | THE TOP THREE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDE... = 1. Man Rules! (Zip This Creep's Mouth!) 2. TR... |
9 | turnip | 3 | Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled mas... = Donald Trump to our teary-eyed neighbors: "M... |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Conspiracy theories surround Supreme Court Justi... = Undercurrents or disparities circulate each hou... |
Total points: | 147 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 27 | Who is in to get inaugurated up ahead? We have Trump... absolutely not. Heaven hopes they defeat Cruz! Maybe Bernie S... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 23 | "Oh yeah, I will win this November. Easy to recognize I apparently have a superb talent, beauty, a huge bond fund. But t... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | T. BLAIR (Ode) All you humble people may graft and strive Other ones play and breeze a win Yet how can he be a r... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | People who love anagrams: Larry Brash, he is amazing! He can be a bit funny but twenty years he led us, eh..?! Undou... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Monopoly Candy Land Battleship Twister Mouse Trap Boggle They are a breeze to a savvy child, but why unleash undue pain ... |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 11 | Yeah! Chap won freedom by being brave! Zealous, but sure! Indestructible! Stately, huge! Happy! Who? The anti-apa... |
7 | Larry Brash | 9 | Gamblers Anonymous recognized why a lot of people are driven to what they believe a hunch: "It is a sure a bet!", but a... |
8 | David Bourke | 6 | But not the Anagrammy Awards, though...you do have unbelievable senior citizen Tony Crafter, he's plainly unbeatable - ... |
9 | Adie Pena | 5 | I realized that when the man had to pay costly alimony because you'd rather be loved than unbearably be with one repugn... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Oh bother! That means arguably, an utter toad - a hopeless, wretched, underachieving dope - may annoy us, suppo... |
11 | Jason Lofts | 4 | - "The Donald"/"The Gypper" Trump (the baboon has a wavy toupee) - Bernie "Baloney! Humbug!" Sanders - Suave Senator ... |
12 | Julian Lofts | 0 | Yippie yi yo! Undebatably, that POTUS vote mega rant: "Teflon Don" Trump, "Rube" Rubio, "Grease Ball" Cruz, "She-Devil" ... |
Total points: | 130 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.545) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 39 | A young man who was chronically shy went into a... = Ever since I was a lad, I've had a nagging fe... |
2 | Adie Pena | 28 | 10 Reasons Trump Will Win The GOP Nomination 1... = 10 Reasons Trump Will Never Become President ... |
3 | Jason Lofts | 27 | ... = . . . I can think of a few places I want it ... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | ... = ... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 10 | 'Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?' ... = Other times ma'am, we put a tiny drop of acid... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Just Some of the Leading Players in the Litvine... = Truth or Lies? 1. Polonium-induced acute rad... |
7 | View | 4 | These Are The Ten Best Cities In The World To L... = 1. Look, here tender inviting Austria! 2,8.... |
Total points: | 137 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 56 | 15 Dolly Parton quotes to live your life by: |
2 | Adie Pena | 38 | LINES INDITED WITH ALL THE DEPRAVITY OF POVERTY by Ogden Nash |
Total points: | 94 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.100) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 45 | Breast reduction = I see "D" bra turn to "C". |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 34 | I love to masturbate = Marvelous to beat it! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Playboy's first non-nude edition = Penis-fondler: "I say no, don't buy it!" |
4 | Jason Lofts | 7 | Masturbation sleeve ~ or suitable semen vat. |
5 | View | 6 | Playboy's first non-nude edition = Up no fanny, no tit, bodily desires. |
6 | Adie Pena | 5 | Won't touch her ~ hot whore cunt! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | He has come out of the closet =s A cute set of homo clothes, eh?! |
8 | David Bourke | 3 | Christopher Sean Lowe = Arsehole...sphincter...OW! |
Total points: | 127 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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