| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Larry Brash | 50 | A five star restaurant = Starve at unfair rates. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | I really hate to say it, but ~ you are a little bit hasty! |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | Religious faith? ~ It is a rough life. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 10 | A peanut butter and jelly sandwich = Just an apt daily lunch 'tween bread. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Mandatory minimum sentences = Inmates met no mercy in damn US. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Visiting family over the holidays = I verify having same old hostility. |
6 | View | 9 | The Anti-Israel protesters = Palestine terrorists' hate. |
8 | Jason Lofts | 7 | Real crush at dinnertime at ~ Michelin-rated restaurant. |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | Clandestine operation = Let a noted CIA person in. |
8 | David Bourke | 7 | Inclement weather conditions = Ice, cold, snow...remain in the tent! |
11 | David Millar | 6 | Roundtrip Fare ~ Airport Refund. |
12 | John Ramos | 4 | Storage unit = Resting auto. |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.480) |
1 | David Bourke | 24 | 'Going Rogue: An American Life' by Sarah Palin = Angry imaginings are of a Republican A-hole. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | The 'Unforgettable' singer Natalie Cole = A fleeting star, gone into the clear blue. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 22 | The Force Awakens trailers = Nice leak of Star Wars there. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 20 | Eddie Redmayne stars in The Danish Girl = Identity drama: Slender she is he in drag. |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 15 | The Oscar nominees = Some races not in, eh? |
6 | Tony Crafter | 13 | 'Great Expectations' character Miss Amelia Havisham = Liverish ma'am can't exorcise a past heartache stigma. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 10 | 'Water Lilies' by Monsieur Claude-Oscar Monet = Any blooms I create will endure, so I must care! |
7 | Julian Lofts | 10 | American Idol is to end at last = An addiction to stale realism. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Blackstar - David Bowie = CD (or vid) was a bit bleak. |
10 | Adie Pena | 5 | The sci-fi movie director George Walton Lucas = I get to conceive "Star Wars." Huge film, cool ride! |
11 | View | 1 | Tove Lo = Love to! |
Total points: | 148 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.440) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 34 | Merkel helps a line of migrants to find asylum = Adolf Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' sells out in Germany. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Donald Trump, Gun Lobby, Al Qaeda, IS are... ~ all dangerous and quite probably mad! |
2 | Ellie Dent | 17 | USA snowstorm ~ was monstrous. |
4 | Adie Pena | 14 | The nominees for the Oscar Awards = One race for handsome white stars? |
4 | Scott Gardner | 14 | Sarah Louise Palin endorsement = Ensured a man I hate rose in polls. |
6 | View | 9 | The contaminated water = Town met a certain death. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Syrian peace talks = Replace tanks, I say. |
7 | Jason Lofts | 8 | Well-regarded American stand-up comedian = Criminal at large seduced and raped women. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 8 | Donald Trump's hairstyle = Many slur his odd rat pelt. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Paul Kantner, pilot of Jefferson Airplane/Starship = Life's a spent trip; park the plane for a final sojourn. |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | The American weather = A rather white menace! |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 4 | Donald Trump's hair style = An odd, limp, trashy result. |
13 | Ivan Andonov | 3 | Actor Steven Seagal gets Serbian citizenship = Sensei attraction begins Slavic geezer's path. |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.520) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | American business magnate Donald Trump = Damn scumbag, sure not a presidential man! |
2 | Julian Lofts | 17 | Camille Olivia Cosby = A comic's lovely alibi. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 16 | The President of Russia, Vladimir Putin = Donald Trump? I praise his finest virtue! |
4 | Adie Pena | 14 | The English star Eddie Redmayne = Eyed me as the tender "Danish Girl." |
5 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Hillary C; Bernie S = Sheer brilliancy?? |
6 | Rob Bretveld | 11 | "Serial" podcast host Sarah Koenig = Talk to prisoner, echo his sad saga. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Emile Edouard Charles Antoine Zola = "I, alone, ooze naturalism," he declared. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | Martin Shkreli = Mr. Hitler's a kin? |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 8 | Business mogul Donald Trump = Sore odd nut plugs Muslim ban. |
10 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Sarah Baartman, the steatopygic 'Hottentot Venus' = Oh, men pay cash to stare at that native Negro's butt. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Astronaut, Timothy Nigel Peake = I'm a hunky, great, A-one test pilot. |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | Douglas Wimbish = Low bass...I dug him! |
13 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Ammon Bundy = Yon dumb man. |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.520) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 28 | British Ornithologists' Union Records Committee = It's into birds: monitoring their colours, homes etc. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | Malheur National Wildlife Refuge = Anger of unlawful militia led here. |
3 | David Bourke | 17 | Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation = Volts cure a current ailment. (Caution essential!) |
4 | John Ramos | 15 | Powerball lottery = Trebly poor wallet. |
5 | Larry Brash | 12 | Paranoid Schizophrenia = His poor, zanier handicap. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences = Mean camera types accused of ethnic distortion. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Carnegie Hall = A calling here. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The glorious Lake District National Park in Cumbria = Larking around, rains a lot but I like its poetic charm! :) |
8 | Rosie Perera | 9 | The American Dream ~ meant a dear rich me! |
10 | Adie Pena | 8 | The Sundance Film Festival in Salt Lake City = I sell my last flicks at fancied event in Utah. |
11 | View | 2 | The American lottery Powerball = Terrible crap? Wealth! Money! A lot! |
12 | Jason Lofts | 0 | Pinpoint red (toxic) countries per ~ TI Corruption Perceptions Index. |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 19 | There was a young man who wanted to be a great... = I want an able idea to tease, that'd taunt...... |
1 | Adie Pena | 19 | The Top Three New Year's Resolutions 1. Spend M... = 1. Often see my wife, sons or daughter 2. Defer... |
1 | David Bourke | 19 | The United States presidents George Washington,... = All the Rushmore ghost faces - a noted brother... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Amazon's Condition Guidelines for Booksellers: 1... = Book as Received: 1. Unspecified odor 2. Dust-d... |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 12 | Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, D... = Prized reindeer bunch can connect and drive ol... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 6 | The 'World's first' virtual reality porn flick ... = Kinky perverts wearing an Oculus Rift headset ... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Gee, I want to grow my own food, only I can't f... = Now... I only need to find cow-grass and, hey,... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 6 | CNN Money's "worst currencies of 2015": 1. Arg... = 1. Free-floating; in ruin. 2. Corrupt busines... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Here is a rather simple aptitude test - what is... = Down South Heat ... |
10 | View | 2 | Vulture detained in Lebanon on suspicion of bei... = Opinion: bird's been a flying detective... An... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 2 | Mister William Wayne McMillan Rogers the Third ... = Whether dead still a merry, martini-swilling M... |
Total points: | 112 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.579) |
1 | David Bourke | 27 | My insight's no doubt found proven: Adolf Hitler, the Khmer Rouge, and the Islamic State. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | The danger of IS's dominance proves it to be true. Humankind should rally to fight them! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Gosh, at length, I couldn't ever find proof he made this hit remark; let's dub it "Anonymous". |
5 | Jason Lofts | 7 | "Ahem, then do something to punish Crafter; Tony's still leading the Forum!" - David Bourke |
5 | Adie Pena | 7 | A problem though. I like sleuthing. The founder of modern conservatism didn't say that! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 6 | So, Donald Trump may be high king of the US (in ruins) if all the Democrats there don't vote. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Be tenacious! Harry Potter fights and kills humanised mofo thug Voldemort in the end. |
9 | John Ramos | 5 | Bad deeds? I don't overlook one, man. Punish, fight or curtail them, lest the hurts magnify. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | A thought... but Godly minded folk must heed him, confront their sin, or see Satan prevail. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | My righteous indignation, not blunt force: That should help save me from The Dark Side. |
Total points: | 113 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.579) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 34 | THE TOP TEN MOST INFLUENTIAL SCIENTISTS OF ALL ... = 1. Gravitational fellow 2. Eccentric gen... |
2 | Julian Lofts | 26 | A List Of The Cranial Nerves (numbered from ros... = Their Properties: 1. Smell 2. Colour vision... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | Academy Award Nominees for Best Picture: 1. Th... = 1. Housing crash 2. Negotiator (Tom Hanks) ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 9 | OSCAR NOMINEES FOR BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM ... = 1. A man meets a woman. 2. He's to find his ... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 3 | The Most Delicious (And Grossest) Hangover Reme... = 1. Eat deep-fried bacon 2. A jiggerful of di... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | Oscar Nominations for Makeup and Hairstyling: ... = 1. Rider-type headband, metal armor 2. Nursi... |
Total points: | 91 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Adie Pena | 24 | BLIZZARD William Carlos Williams |
2 | Jason Lofts | 23 | 34 Hilariously Bad (i.e. Anal) Casual Pick Up Lines For The Foolhardy - Each Is GUARANTEED To Fail And Offend Any Woman... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | THE BAILOUT PACKAGE |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | DOWNTOWN By Petula Clark |
5 | Julian Lofts | 5 | "Heroes" (song written and performed by David Bowie) |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | AGAINST ALL ODDS Phil Collins |
Total points: | 95 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | David Bourke | 31 | See-through clothing = Go sight her cunthole! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | A guide to the sexual positions = I used it on Sue; alas I got the pox! |
3 | View | 13 | A short penis = She pairs not! |
3 | Julian Lofts | 13 | The Australian film actress Margot Robbie = I lust after bimbo's near-theatrical orgasm. |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 8 | Formulaic sex ‡ Four climaxes. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | Tight fitting bras = Big n' fat tits, right? |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Your bi girlfriend = Ugly, inferior bird. |
8 | Jason Lofts | 4 | Naughty America = Aha, cunt imagery! |
Total points: | 108 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.421) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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