1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The children's fairy tale 'Snow White' = I'll stay on here with the nice dwarfs! |
2 | Adie Pena | 30 | Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" = Some kind of odd, freaky shit on the LP! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Simon and Garfunkel's 'The Complete Collection' = Hear folk music talent on one compelling CD set. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 26 | Author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) = A girl called Alice sets through wondrous world. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Oliver Twist', a Charles Dickens story = Clearly shows Victorian street kids. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 20 | Michelangelo's masterpieces = Select images in Rome chapels. |
7 | David Bourke | 12 | Going Rogue: An American Life' by Sarah Palin = Angry imaginings are of a Republican A-hole. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 8 | French painter Claude Oscar Monet = Picture scene of Norman cathedral. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 5 | The late singer Amy Jade Winehouse = Ah, we enjoyed the genius's material. |
| | Total points: | 182 | from 31 votes |
1 | Ellie Dent | 28 | The tragedy in Aleppo = People that are dying. |
1 | Julian Lofts | 28 | Merkel helps a line of migrants to find asylum = Adolf Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' sells out in Germany. |
3 | David Bourke | 24 | Desperate times call for desperate measures = Tears, some real deep fears, as Trump is elected. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | Donald Trump's presidential campaign = Man's a liar peddling crap to stupid men. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 23 | Ali's funeral = Arena is full. |
6 | Mark Huffman | 18 | Hillary Clinton health issues = It's not a hunch - she really is ill! |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | Flint's water ~ wants filter. |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 12 | Election season = One lies; one acts. |
9 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Donald Trump clinches GOP nomination = I'm hoping Clinton can stop rude old man. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 1 | Recent deaths in Baton Rouge are ~ about intense Negro race hatred. |
| | Total points: | 177 | from 30 votes |
1 | Jason Lofts | 43 | The British ex-Prime Minister David Cameron = Brexit did him in. It meant his PM career's over. |
2 | David Bourke | 35 | D. Trump is ~ Mr. Stupid. ...  |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 24 | The Vermont politician Bernie Sanders = Not in presidential race this November. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 19 | US presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton = The e-mail scandal and story did her political run in. |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | The Republican nominee Donald Trump = Rich man under blonde toupee implant. |
6 | Larry Brash | 14 | The presidential candidate, Donald Trump = Input this retarded man into a padded cell. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | American business magnate Donald Trump = Damn scumbag, sure not a presidential man! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump = Dull and stupid people are nuts for him. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 7 | Princess Leia = Special siren. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 1 | Melodist Stephen Sondheim = He's penned some hits, I'm told. |
| | Total points: | 181 | from 31 votes |
1 | Jason Lofts | 31 | The German Nationalists = Insane lot hate migrants. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 30 | A Hyundai Sonata = Handy Asian auto. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 28 | President of the United States of America = To see Trump in that office is a tense dread. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | The San Andreas Fault in California = Continual fears in a land-shift area. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Painting of The Last Supper = A prophet's painful setting. |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | United States of America = A race feud taints it some. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 11 | British Ornithologists' Union Records Committee = It's into birds: monitoring their colours, homes etc. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Thanksgiving Day in the United States of America = This time is festive - go hungry and take an antacid! |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | The United States of America = A frenetic madhouse, I attest. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The Trump Foundation = Impound that fortune! |
| | Total points: | 174 | from 29 votes |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | The Beatles lineup: 1. Paul McCartney 2. Geor... = Star northern gentlemen: 1. Sharp one 2. Spir... |
2 | Josiah Winslow | 25 | TRUMP (n): a valuable resource that may be used... = TRUMP: a vulgar, audacious, easily angered, not... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | I tried to log in to my PC last Sunday but it w... ~ you changed our password?" "Um... yes Tom." s... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Depicted in the ... = The New Omens: 1. Floods escalate in frequency... |
4 | Rob Bretveld | 13 | Donald Trump's five children: 1. Donald Junior... = 1. First born, jerk 2. Lovely, candid 3. Pro... |
6 | David Bourke | 11 | The United States presidents George Washington,... = All the Rushmore ghost faces - a noted brother... |
7 | Ellie Dent | 10 | A sloth happens upon a fiendish gang of snails ... ~ 'What's happened?' a police officer asks. 'Thi... |
8 | Adie Pena | 9 | The Top Three New Year's Resolutions 1. Spend ... = 1. Often see my wife, sons or daughter 2. Def... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 8 | I, many people here, think each pooch is faithfu... ~ Lock your wife and the dog in the family car f... |
10 | Ellie Dent | 6 | There was a young man who wanted to be a great ... = I want an able idea to tease, that'd taunt... ... |
| | Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 28 | In May, Christopher Sturdy asked us to anagram t... = Neath tragedy is heinous pain; Our hostile figh... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | In December, Meyran Kraus asked us to to anagram this quote into a poem about your your wish(es) for 2017:... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | In September, Dharam Khalsa asked us to to anagram this quote:... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 11 | In October, View, who asked us to to anagram thi... = A dim, giddy girl, Tara Gunny, Dresses hot and ... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | In November, nedesto asked us to to anagram this... = "I won't have to topple the USA with too much v... |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 7 | In February, Christopher Sturdy asked us to anag... = Who is in to get inaugurated up ahead? We hav... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 6 | In June, David Bourke asked us to to anagram the... = Spry, fun-lovin' shrink, Larry Brash Built an i... |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 6 | In July, Adie Pena asked us to to anagram this q... = BANG! Shoot too far right! Here stood onlooker... |
9 | Tony Crafter | 5 | In August, Rosie Perera asked us to to anagram t... = SOLO Just a book is all I need, Feet up, the... |
10 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | In August, Rosie Perera asked us to to anagram t... = ... |
11 | David Bourke | 2 | In January, Tony Crafter asked us to anagram thi... = My insight's no doubt found proven: Adolf Hitle... |
| | Total points: | 111 | from 19 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 11 | LONDON'S TOP TEN ATTRACTIONS 1. Warner Bros Stu... = 1. One wizard experience! 2. Monstrous outdoo... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 10 | A young man who was chronically shy went into a... = Ever since I was a lad, I've had a nagging fea... |
3 | Jason Lofts | 10 | Important Announcement After some discussion wi... = Melancholic tribute to the magnificent, fantast... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | The U.S. Postal Service created a postage stamp ... = After a month of extensive tests, the appointed... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Joy married Henry; they had twelve children. The... = Leroy Radford joined in the line of worshipper... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Two Indian doctors were having a heated exchang... = An urban cop on horseback says to a little gir... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 6 | A teacher was talking to her class of five-year... = Janet, a blonde was whizzing down the highway ... |
9 | turnip | 5 | A rabbi, a cantor, and the president of the syn... = It was a break during the late evening high ... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 4 | The Most Outstanding Performances at the Rio de... = 1. He is a machine 2. He is a very famous J... |
11 | turnip | 0 | Two Japanese men are relaxing in the local vill... = Three candidates for the position of Samurai ... |
| | Total points: | 84 | from 14 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | What does Pinocchio's girlfriend yell at night? = She'd hop on that still, rigid face, crying: "Now LIE! |
2 | Scott Gardner | 25 | Breast reduction = I see "D" bra turn to "C". |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | Donald Trump wins the election in America = Damn it, a moronic cunt. We're all in deep shit! |
4 | David Bourke | 16 | Complete wanker = Women kept clear! |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 16 | I reached into her panties = I notice a hard penis there! |
6 | Jason Lofts | 12 | The US presidential candidate Donald Trump = He is an adept and trim leader. Stupid old cunt! |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 7 | Don't shit where you eat = You do that in the sewer! |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 7 | That noisy spurting? = Shitting your pants! |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 5 | House Democrats = Most are douches! |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | See-through clothing = Go sight her cunthole! |
| | Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes |
1 | Larry Brash | 13 | A five star restaurant = Starve at unfair rates. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Dawn is breaking = Birds awakening. |
3 | Jason Lofts | 8 | Author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) = A girl called Alice sets through wondrous world. |
4 | David Bourke | 8 | D. Trump is ~ Mr. Stupid. ... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 7 | The British ex-Prime Minister David Cameron = Brexit did him in. It meant his PM career's over. |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 7 | TRUMP (n): a valuable resource that may be used... = TRUMP: a vulgar, audacious, easily angered, not... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Pot causes ~ space-outs. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 6 | The tragedy in Aleppo = People that are dying. |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 6 | The Vermont politician Bernie Sanders = Not in presidential race this November. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Merkel helps a line of migrants to find asylum = Adolf Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' sells out in Germany. |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | First memories a man has = I am safe in Mother's arms. |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Depicted in the ... = The New Omens: 1. Floods escalate in frequency... |
13 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | Flint's water ~ wants filter. |
14 | David Bourke | 4 | Desperate times call for desperate measures = Tears, some real deep fears, as Trump is elected. |
15 | Jesse Frankovich | 3 | The Republican nominee Donald Trump = Rich man under blonde toupee implant. |
16 | Tony Crafter | 3 | The Beatles lineup: 1. Paul McCartney 2. Geor... = Star northern gentlemen: 1. Sharp one 2. Spir... |
17 | David Bourke | 3 | Going Rogue: An American Life' by Sarah Palin = Angry imaginings are of a Republican A-hole. |
18 | Adie Pena | 3 | Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" = Some kind of odd, freaky shit on the LP! |
19 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Simon and Garfunkel's 'The Complete Collection' = Hear folk music talent on one compelling CD set. |
20 | Jesse Frankovich | 3 | US presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton = The e-mail scandal and story did her political run in. |
21 | Ellie Dent | 3 | British Ornithologists' Union Records Committee = It's into birds: monitoring their colours, homes etc. |
22 | Scott Gardner | 3 | The summer vacation = It must have romance. |
23 | Jason Lofts | 2 | Sandalwood perfume ~ made wonderful soap. |
24 | Jason Lofts | 2 | Old age pensioner = A person gone idle. |
25 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | The United States of America = A frenetic madhouse, I attest. |
26 | Rosie Perera | 2 | A Hyundai Sonata = Handy Asian auto. |
27 | Jason Lofts | 2 | The German Nationalists = Insane lot hate migrants. |
28 | Jesse Frankovich | 2 | In May, Christopher Sturdy asked us to anagram t... = Neath tragedy is heinous pain; Our hostile figh... |
29 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | The children's fairy tale 'Snow White' = I'll stay on here with the nice dwarfs! |
30 | Ellie Dent | 1 | There was a young man who wanted to be a great ... = I want an able idea to tease, that'd taunt... ... |
31 | Adie Pena | 1 | The Top Three New Year's Resolutions 1. Spend ... = 1. Often see my wife, sons or daughter 2. Def... |
32 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | The San Andreas Fault in California = Continual fears in a land-shift area. |
33 | Jesse Frankovich | 1 | United States of America = A race feud taints it some. |
34 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump = Dull and stupid people are nuts for him. |
35 | Jesse Frankovich | 1 | President of the United States of America = To see Trump in that office is a tense dread. |
36 | Ellie Dent | 1 | A sloth happens upon a fiendish gang of snails ... ~ 'What's happened?' a police officer asks. 'Thi... |
| | Total points: | 138 | from 23 votes |