| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | A spin of the roulette = Fate rules it, not hope. |
2 | Tyler Severance | 17 | It's a never ending story ~ and so very interesting! |
3 | Larry Brash | 16 | Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder = Very distracted condition... I pity their fate. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 14 | My adoring mother-in-law = Grim woman (the Iron Lady)! |
5 | nedesto | 11 | Big attention whore = Oh, I began on Twitter... |
5 | Mark Huffman | 11 | I note NFL loves ~ violent felons. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | An eligible bachelor = A nice girl: "Hello, babe." |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | The benefits of medical marijuana = A basic joint made her tame life fun! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 11 | A waste of energy = Ways of teenager. |
10 | David Bourke | 10 | Studying...then you receive a mortar in ~ the university graduation ceremony. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 7 | Checkmating = Chick magnet. |
12 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | Bombing of Dresden in late World War II = Boom! Let down in RAF's bewildering raid. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Eels on toast = One eats lots! |
12 | View | 5 | A lie's burden = Undesirable. |
12 | Richard Grantham | 5 | Bites dust = It's busted. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Marriage breakdowns = Broke, swearing, drama. |
17 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | The Indian bridal enhancements = A mehndi (henna) set, central bindi. |
18 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 0 | Evil persons = Pro-vileness! |
Total points: | 168 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.621) |
1 | Adie Pena | 35 | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band = LP caper sprung by the Beatles on LSD. |
2 | David Bourke | 33 | The Canadian songwriter Neil Percival Young = A strange and peculiarly-whining tenor voice. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | nedesto | 24 | Rowling's Harry Potter series of children's books = Thin sorcerer boy inspires older Hogwarts folks. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | Miller, Death of a Salesman = So he meant all dreams fail? |
5 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Renoir: Self-portrait = Or art print ... or 'selfie!' |
6 | Jason Lofts | 13 | Miley Cyrus descrated Mexican flag = "Disgraceful!" many scream excitedly. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 11 | 'Mother Nature's Son', a ballad by Sir Paul McCartney = A humble country lad prances on trails by a stream. |
8 | View | 7 | Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott = Battles, hero's win - a victory. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The science fiction movie "The Maze Runner" = Then, to criticize, machine foe unnerves me! |
Total points: | 164 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The Ebola deaths in West Africa = Bad, as it infects the whole area. |
2 | Larry Brash | 28 | The Islamic State = It claims the East. |
3 | Mark Huffman | 23 | Scottish independence = End denies this concept. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 21 | US airstrikes = Sure, it's a risk. |
5 | Jason Lofts | 14 | Tony Blair is voted the GQ 'Philanthropist Of The Year' = Prattle on! He's a bloody shit! Fight the poverty in Iraq! |
6 | Tyler Severance | 13 | Naked selfies = Sneaked files. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Second American journalist beheaded = Obscene end as cruel jihadi man orated. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 9 | The Reverend Dr Ian Paisley dies = Pyre lit - even Irish are saddened. |
9 | Adie Pena | 4 | The United States of America President Obama = And ISIS are set to decapitate a number of them. |
9 | Matt Jones | 4 | Celebrity picture leaks = I cry "Bull"--keep it a secret! |
11 | nedesto | 3 | All fat lumpy inbred Americans need to diet on ~ National Cream Filled Donut Day in September. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Oscar Pistorius has been convicted of manslaughter = Be real! (Masipa announces High Court's so-soft verdict) |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 3 | San Pedro Sula is the most dangerous city in the world = And so Honduras gets to win the murder list, police say. |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | An Islamic Caliphate ‡ Ah, it is in a calm place. |
11 | David Bourke | 3 | Anthony Blair is voted 'Philanthropist of the Year' = Bloodstains into very healthy profit, the piranha. |
16 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | Martin Casey = A nasty crime. |
17 | View | 1 | Miley Cyrus at Alexander Wang party = A wan, arty, sexy girl came partly nude. |
18 | Josiah Winslow | 0 | School is starting soon! = Go to sit in honors class. |
Total points: | 178 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.600) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 27 | The timeless Deborah Ann 'Debbie' Harry = The rather dreamy 'Blondie' babe shines! |
2 | David Bourke | 24 | Richard Froning, "The Fittest Man on Earth" = Terrific strength and heart...no fat on him! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | Late comedian Joan Rivers = A major, relevant icon dies. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 18 | Late comedienne Joan Rivers = Inter one jovial screen dame. |
5 | Adie Pena | 16 | The female fighter pilot Mariam Al Mansouri = I am a first hot femme in the all-male air group! |
6 | Ivan Andonov | 14 | Candy Darling = NYC lad in drag. |
6 | nedesto | 14 | East London's notorious Jack the Ripper = Loner's jihad on a poor prostitute's neck! |
6 | Tyler Severance | 14 | Ma Chao the Splendid = The saddle champion. |
9 | View | 13 | David Haines = I vanish, dead. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 3 | The Spaniard Bartolome Esteban Murillo = Label memorable artist honoured in past. |
Total points: | 167 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.345) |
1 | Adie Pena | 30 | The United States Dollar Reserve = Those evil leaders aren't trusted. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | The brand new iPhone series model = Help me, dear sir! The one I own bends! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 25 | Jane Goodall Institute = To enlist aid to a jungle. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 23 | The famous McDonalds Golden Arches = Has columned, fat-drenched ... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Dreadnoughtus schrani = Such the grand dinosaur! |
6 | Larry Brash | 15 | World Suicide Prevention Day = Wised up? Live, don't die, carry on... |
7 | View | 14 | The Cathedral of Notre Dame de Paris, France = Dear dead architect offers phenomenal art. |
8 | Jason Lofts | 4 | Caliphate: It's a ~ pathetic alias. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 2 | El Museo de Bellas Artes, Seville = Let's see a Murillo: leave blessed! |
Total points: | 162 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | The four ... = 1. Wise great-grandfather 2. Senile drummer ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 33 | 9 THINGS THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY 1. Good Manners ... = 9 THINGS MONEY ... |
3 | Jason Lofts | 28 | The most common languages spoken in the world t... = 1. Indeed hard - helps in Shanghai 2. "¿Cómo ... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 22 | My therapist friend, Doctor Bond, said the only... = Thus far today, I've finished thirty-nine or s... |
5 | Mark Huffman | 12 | George Clooney gets married in Venice to a Brit... = I hear celebrity groom's engagement is a win! ... |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | The Ingredients of a Bloody Mary - Vodka - To... = I see per customer's sweet joy, 'Cos the cock... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Kim Kardashian West wins woman of the year maga... = Wow! Drama! Why if I saw a monster khaki tanne... |
Total points: | 154 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.269) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 27 | No way! So far, I've discovered the best response to hurt emotions is swift reprisal. Agreed? |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | "That is FAR too progressive a view. We'd rather force needles into bodies!" - U.S. Prison System |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | Christ is very wise - It's best to offer pardon To those we despise; Our love remains a garden. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Whereas to hold onto grievances is to reward foes, be in massive distress for perpetuity. |
4 | Julian Lofts | 15 | "To anagram is to set words free, to discover verity. See, bend, rewrite!" Snafu philosophises |
6 | Adie Pena | 13 | ... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | To vote gives you hope. To pass we dismiss as terrible indifference and as the worst error. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 6 | So readers, we discover this: to see a positive self-wisdom, or unfetter by sparing another. |
8 | Larry Brash | 6 | With respect, I'd stress, for obvious reasons, we'd prefer to avoid any set time here in gaols. |
10 | Jason Lofts | 5 | We witnessed hardest provocation of US - a most perverse ISIS terrorist beheading Foley. |
11 | Tyler Severance | 4 | Powerless Removed Issue? Rape Shitiest affairs Overcrowd Nonsense tattoo -die by right- |
12 | Matt Jones | 0 | Apotheosis: Unviewed, yet it's for art possessed forever, a limbo state.--Erwin Schrodinger |
Total points: | 149 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.480) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 31 | A scruffy looking guy strolls into a bar one su... = The guy downs the drink and asks the bartende... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | ... = ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | A man and his wife walked into a dental surgery... = A man went to a female dentist to have a toot... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 15 | My view of the world, really,” Michael Palin sa... = Yes, Monty Python's Flying Circus is a dark c... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 14 | As the biographer Ron Chernow wrote of John D. ... = He was a shrewd, shady billionaire boss who a... |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | Mother Nature's Son Born a poor young countr... = Lessons by one Maharishi Mahesh Yogi in India... |
7 | View | 6 | Things To NEVER Tell Your Girlfriend “You’re ... = Look, you remind me my former wife Hey, you ... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Seven of the Most Exotic Delicacies in the Worl... = 1. Comes out of a goat that climbs trees - go... |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | President Obama's warning to the ISIS: “I hav... = Hide away...I sincerely swear...the West, we'... |
Total points: | 132 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.391) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 42 | A war sonnet is anagrammed into another sonnet about peace, which also contains a visual constraint detailed below it. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 27 | THE RULE BIBLE FOR GUYS |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | PRIVATE DANCER A song by Tina Turner |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | CRY ME A RIVER by Julie London |
Total points: | 103 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.222) |
1 | nedesto | 29 | Girl's nude silhouette = Outline sure delights! |
2 | Adie Pena | 28 | The honeymoon is a disaster = He is ready to moan; she is NOT! |
3 | View | 23 | The passionate lover = Penis overheats a lot. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Pooftahs ~ shaft poo. |
5 | David Bourke | 14 | The Colombian ladies' cycling team's outfits = Basically, clothed to imagine some fit cunts! |
6 | Jason Lofts | 11 | Selfie of one's plump cunt = "Temple of sin" fun close-up. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 8 | It is a fancier top = A nice pair of tits. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | Urge of horny-ass chick? = She is hungry for a cock! |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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