| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 47 | Giant hornets = Another sting. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | Two bullets in the head = I bet the wound's lethal! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Prenuptial contracts = I can plot partner's cut. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Futile decision = Suicide, not life. |
4 | Larry Brash | 14 | Multiple personalities = Is it Pete, Paul, Len or Slim? |
6 | View | 11 | Nuclear weapon = Cue one war plan. |
6 | nedesto | 11 | Abstentious = Uses not a bit. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Countries made ~ documentaries. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 8 | One thing you should never do is ~ shooting heroin venously, dude! |
10 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Feline actions ~ in one cat's life. |
11 | Adie Pena | 6 | The igloo of an Eskimo = I got a home. Looks fine. |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | A split personality ~ instils a polar type. |
13 | Tyler Severance | 4 | An image dims, weary of ~ memories fading away. |
13 | Scott Gardner | 4 | Temperate rainforests = Pine trees after a storm. |
15 | Robert Jordan | 3 | Something you should never do is ~ go video surly homos in the dunes |
15 | Dean Mayer | 3 | Family-owned = Old man / wifey. |
17 | Ed Pegg Jr | 2 | Eleventh hour deal = Heaven or Hell duet. |
18 | Josiah Winslow | 0 | Not allowed ‡ "Do let on" law. |
Total points: | 207 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.514) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 27 | The Surrealist, M. Henri Rousseau = Treasure his sheer luminous art. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 16 | The Cowardly Lion = Wild cat, only hero. |
2 | Mark Huffman | 16 | Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr separated = Bra model and "Pirate" man look sad. Error? |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The Rolling Stones hit 'Sympathy For The Devil' = Old stars' lengthy hymn to the spirit of evil, eh? |
4 | Scott Gardner | 15 | The surrealist René François Ghislain Magritte = Rather strange illusions there in images I craft. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | Stairway to Heaven = It has a wavery tone. |
4 | nedesto | 15 | Charles Dickens' eighth novel, David Copperfield = London's vivid grip deals chap the checkered life. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 14 | The Old Masters ~ sold art themes. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | The videos of Miley Cyrus = Miss, they fled your voice. |
10 | View | 11 | Captain America: The Winter Soldier = A rapid, titanic hero's new crime tale. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Heart's Ann Wilson covers "Stairway to Heaven" = Version chosen as an alternative was worthy. |
12 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Game of Thrones ~ of hatemongers. |
13 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | The emo haircuts = I’m hot as The Cure. |
13 | Zdenko | 8 | Scarlett O' Hara = Oscar a la Rhett! |
15 | Adie Pena | 6 | The Puccini opera in four acts 'La boheme' ~ can be a hit musical of hope: our epic 'Rent.' |
Total points: | 198 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.455) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 35 | The brilliant, prized results: 4-1 Montenegro, 2-0 Poland = Thrilled England supporters on to meet in Brazil, 2014. |
2 | nedesto | 29 | A cheap costume = Cape, moustache. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | The late singer Lou Reed = I lost a true legend here. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 16 | The US federal debt = There'd be defaults? |
5 | Mark Huffman | 12 | Angela Merkel's phone tapped = Helped NSA peek at German pol. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | This is Pastor Appreciation Month = That option impacts parishioners. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 10 | The occasion of baby Prince George's Christening = Recognising gift: this boy can be, or echo, a Spencer. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Greek police appeal over mystery blonde girl = Tell cop - Greek gypsy or proverbial Madeleine? |
8 | David Bourke | 9 | Lewis Allan Reed ~ dies, we all learn. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | The United States of America = A site enacted shut for a time. |
8 | Tyler Severance | 9 | Debt ceiling reached seventeen trillion = Inside the eternal collective green bind. |
12 | Adie Pena | 6 | The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act = Not acceptable to a darn fanatic or the fetid Rep. |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 6 | Miriam Carey can ~ cry "I am American!" |
14 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Own up! Who taped Angela Merkel's cell-chats? (N... = "Well, did the USA tap a German Chancellor's ph... |
15 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Earthquake strikes not far from Fukushima = Affirm rather Kafkaesque hum on outskirts. |
15 | George Sicherman | 2 | Halloween candy? ~ Chew none all day. |
15 | View | 2 | Anti-NSA protest calls for end to US spying = Data control left suppression. Nasty sign! |
Total points: | 195 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.515) |
1 | nedesto | 37 | German physicist Albert Einstein = This gentleman I respect is brainy. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 36 | English actress Dame Helen Lydia Mirren, DBE = Desirable thing elderly men chase in dreams! |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 23 | François Rabelais = An alias for scribe. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The criminal Pablo Escobar = Colombian's a terrible chap! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Germany's Chancellor Angela Dorothea Merkel = No sorry old male challenger can take her game! |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | James Kimberley Corden = Can idly remember jokes. |
7 | David Bourke | 11 | Lewis Allan 'Lou' Reed = We're all delusional. |
8 | View | 10 | Dario Franchitti = Fit in car, hit road. |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 10 | The Nazi Leader Adolf Hitler = Head zealot rat fried in Hell! |
10 | Zdenko | 7 | Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni = I'll come in void basilica in Rome to honour God! |
11 | Adie Pena | 6 | The composer Charles-Camille Saint-Saens = Classic "Animals." Cheers to more elephants! |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 5 | Dread Pirate Roberts = Brat arrested. Period! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 5 | The Senate Chaplain Barry Black = He prays, then can't back a liberal. |
14 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Lewis Allan "Lou" Reed ~ as lewd, lean, ill roué |
Total points: | 198 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.424) |
1 | Adie Pena | 31 | Shakespeare's Globe Theatre, London = Other noble lads speak here on stage. |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | The Global Positioning Systems = Smooth going by satellite’s spin. |
3 | View | 30 | The Amstel beer = Best ale here! ™ (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Tea Party Republicans = Be a tyrant. Cripple USA! |
5 | Julian Lofts | 22 | Lithium carbonate = Oh let it curb mania. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | The popular hit Candy Crush Saga = Had such an urge to play this crap! |
7 | Mark Huffman | 13 | "Global warming," aka "climate change" = "All melting?" Maniac whacko garbage. |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 10 | National Electronics Museum = LAN telecommunications user. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | The Dam Busters ~ made the bursts. |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | Gethsemane = The sage men. |
11 | Scott Gardner | 5 | The House of Representatives = Entire U.S. shape vote for these. |
12 | nedesto | 4 | Blockbuster's chain of video and game rental stores = Another fat re-organised LLC moved back to business. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | The Food and Drug Administration = Oh damn, did it test on a fairground? |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act = The data of doctor plan finance at a better price. |
15 | Zdenko | 1 | The Supermarine Spitfire = RAF: The nipper is emeritus! |
Total points: | 208 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 43 | Most famous artworks by Da Vinci: 1. Mona Lisa... = 1. Attractive smile 2. Savior's fabled lunch ... |
2 | Scott Gardner | 27 | Maxim's top five hottest women (2013): 1. Mile... = 1. She'll "twerk" on MTV 2. Latina honey 3. ... |
3 | Tyler Severance | 24 | Tin Man's heart Scarecrow's brain Cowardly Lion's courage = Oil with screws A cranial bone organ Must carry on scared. |
4 | nedesto | 16 | A guy walked into the doctor's office. He had t... ~ He said, "Doc, any idea what's wrong with me?... |
5 | Adie Pena | 13 | The Beatles: John Winston Ono Lennon, James Pau... = As Northern sons join together, ably plan, mak... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | What can one make with those most basic ingredi... = Answer was: A loaf of bread. Not: A sticky me... |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome), otherwise known... = A stinker. "Down below" in crisis... a colosto... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | The Organization for the Prohibition of Chemica... ~ won that high honorific of a Nobel Peace Prize... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 6 | This tourist bloke, Benny, walks into a fish a... = 'Ah, OK. Fresh in daily from the sea! And I... |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | A grotesque unjust being! An inhuman Commie! Se... ~ The Mao Tse-tung Mausoleum in Tiananmen Square... |
11 | Tony Crafter | 4 | “If at first the idea is not absurd, then there... = I spot the bare bones of truth in this earnest... |
12 | Zdenko | 0 | Phidias, an Ancient Greek sculptor, painter and... = Artist's epic crack art, nice gilded Athena, u... |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.414) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 27 | Rightly kept, this image of people who I love never fades. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | The evil theory spoke of film. Perhaps we've gone digital?! |
3 | Julian Lofts | 15 | ... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 14 | I prefer the positives: Faith; Love; Hope; Knowledge; My gal! |
5 | Hans-Peter Reich | 11 | Highly vivid mistakes we offer get people to learn hope! |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 10 | Tragedy forgiven will help make these of hope positive. |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | While I've liked every snapshot of great people of might. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Life's a Polaroid: foggy white prints evolve; keep them, eh? |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | One might see happy folk evolve with pedigree of trials. |
10 | Jason Lofts | 8 | OK, get the HIV positive feel - see a lewd pornography film! |
11 | Larry Brash | 7 | The gag proves why people like life in the video formats. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Love helps Improve, if gray; Feeling askew? Edit the photo! |
13 | Andrew Brehaut | 6 | Life's like love for we might pay OR get shipped to heaven. |
13 | nedesto | 6 | To golf is like orgasm - happy event if we drive the pole, eh? |
15 | View | 5 | Life is POSITIVE. Keep gathered love of many, help growth. |
16 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Why, folk emerge positive: the Lord's people given a faith. |
17 | Zdenko | 3 | Every weird image shot kept half of those people living. |
18 | Mark McNamara | 2 | Evil kilo pegged, I even stop for pose with healthy frame! |
19 | Tyler Severance | 0 | Weed/pot - Oh gosh it feels like moving happily ever after. |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.655) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 34 | A woman asked her husband at breakfast time, "W... = After thirty years of being stuck in a joyles... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | Ron, an elderly Australian man, had owned a far... = As he moved forward with a flashlight, Ron ob... |
3 | nedesto | 27 | ... = Golfer: You must be the most terrible, awkwar... |
3 | Adie Pena | 27 | ABBEY ROAD 1. "Come Together" 2. "Something" ... = 1. Catchy humour by John 2. Hush! George's g... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Benjamin, a teenager in love, is getting ready ... = Then he goes to rent a flashy, white limo. Un... |
6 | Tyler Severance | 9 | 15 places you can't visit 1. Area fifty one, ... = 1. X Files 2. Ten Commandments at resting pl... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | What we've got here is failure to communicate. ... = The esteemed lines are in Cool Hand Luke, a t... |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.280) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | Perfect Day by Lou Reed |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | THE STORIES OF TWO BRAVE MEN. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | A sonnet from Caelica |
4 | Adie Pena | 21 | EARTHQUAKE |
5 | Tony Crafter | 11 | PAMELA, PAMELA By Wayne Fontana |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | O, that thou wouldst as well afford a grave... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | You cannot bring hope... |
Total points: | 135 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 51 | "I can please her four times a night" = Hearing it puts a smile on her face :-) |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | Gastrointestinal discomfort = I got colitis and monster farts. |
3 | View | 26 | First time having intercourse = Firm at coitus, he enters virgin. |
4 | nedesto | 16 | Esquire's Sexiest Woman Issue: Scarlett Johansson = Nor just a star's exquisite wholesomeness... NICE ASS! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Repeating sex act to ~ great expectations! |
6 | Adie Pena | 7 | The lady is a virgin = Idly, it's her vagina! |
7 | Zdenko | 4 | Erectile dysfunctions = Deny, reflects in coitus! |
Total points: | 147 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.269) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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