| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Scott Gardner | 27 | The supervillain = His plan? True evil! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | A discount department store chain = Rotten products made in East China. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 22 | A silver medal = Rival leads me. |
4 | nedesto | 21 | A documentary = Camera on duty. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The professional waitress = Tip was so essential for her. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | Pirate costume for a Halloween party = A parrot or eyepatch will often amuse! |
7 | Adie Pena | 16 | The fast food restaurant = Throne of saturated fats. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | A nymphomaniac = I'm on many a chap. |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | A lot of sins, hence... ~ the Confessional. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | One with a mischievous sense of humour = I have so much fun with someone serious! |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Sticking to the speed limit = This implied 'get no tickets'. |
12 | David Bourke | 6 | A security service = Secrecy is a virtue. |
Total points: | 198 | from 33 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | Mad genius Dr. No = Dangerous mind! |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 27 | I'm dreaming of a White Christmas ~ in this time of warm shared magic. |
3 | Ed Pegg Jr | 25 | Tour de France = Center o' fraud. |
4 | nedesto | 22 | The Olympic medals: 1. Gold 2. Silver 3. Bronze = 1. Lovely gloss! 2. Commendable 3. Third prize |
5 | Ellie Dent | 19 | Claude Monet: The Houses of Parliament at Sunset = Thames shade seen in soft Autumn colour palette. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | Dali's 'The Persistence of Memory' = His masterpiece of modern style. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | Darwin's evolutionary 'On the Origin of Species' = It proved how our "Genesis" is one fictional yarn. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | 'Smile, you're on Candid Camera' = Comedy ruse and malice on air. |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 14 | "The Satanic Verses" by Salman Rushdie = Such essays threaten evil Arab minds. |
10 | nedesto | 10 | Top novels: 1. Anna Karenina 2. Madame Bovary 3.... = 1. Reawakened in a romance 2. A savvy mantrap 3... |
Total points: | 197 | from 33 votes |
1 | David Bourke | 36 | The late Neil Armstrong = Among the interstellar. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | Barack Obama is re-elected = Back to be America's leader. |
3 | Ivan Andonov | 26 | United States Marine Corps = Its men urinated at corpses. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 19 | Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise = "I am much irked over Scientologist." |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | The pictures of duchess Kate Middleton = Did France disclose them to upset the UK? |
6 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Advent carols = Ardent vocals. |
6 | Adie Pena | 15 | Singer Whitney Elizabeth Houston is found dead = Another sad showbiz life in the US ... it ended young. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 11 | The anniversary of the Titanic disaster = It is the centenary of this sad narrative. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | The Olympic Games in London = Home city plans on gold mine. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | Nuclear Iranis ~ can ruin Israel. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 6 | The Diamond Jubilee anniversary celebrations = Ever a noble icon, Her Majesty's lauded in Britain! |
12 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Romney and Obama ~ do bore many a man. |
Total points: | 197 | from 33 votes |
1 | nedesto | 30 | British scientist Stephen William Hawking = Knew spacetime with his brilliant insights. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | The sprinter Oscar Pistorius = Superior star in prosthetics. |
3 | nedesto | 21 | The top three child prodigies: 1. Mozart 2. Pica... = 1. Greatest composer 2. Artistic lad 3. Chap ph... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Actress Natalie Wood = Dies on coastal water. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 18 | The American astronaut Neil Armstrong = One star sharing an immortal utterance. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | The singer Adele = A legend is there. |
7 | View | 16 | Nicolas Sarkozy = Crazy lookin' ass. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 15 | Daniel Craig, the Bond star = Actor, and a British legend. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The sprinter Usain Bolt = His plan is to run better. |
10 | View | 11 | Holly Petraeus = Oh, really upset! |
11 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Lanfranco Dettori = Raced in front a lot! |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Syrian President Bashar al-Assad = Sinister and has Arabs paralysed. |
Total points: | 196 | from 33 votes |
1 | Larry Brash | 51 | Old Spice Aftershave = Splashed it over face. |
2 | nedesto | 21 | Stop Online Piracy Act = Potential conspiracy? |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | The American elections = I see no real chance, Mitt! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | The National Rifle Association of America = I note it's fatal if in a school area or cinema. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Amazon's Kindle e-Reader = Elders are amazed: "No ink?!" |
6 | nedesto | 13 | 1. Facebook 2. Twitter 3. LinkedIn 4. MySpace 5.... = 1. Like 2. Compact 3. Working Lead 4. Obsolete ... |
7 | Scott Gardner | 12 | The Daily Star tabloid = That's editorially bad. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 11 | Had really perfect mug of beer in ~ The Federal Republic of Germany. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 11 | The Lake District National Park, Cumbria, England = Scenic but damp. Take the anorak, darling; it'll rain! |
10 | View | 10 | Bethlehem Nativity = Believe in that myth. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | A prescription for Viagra = A prop for vain geriatrics? |
12 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Recent Serbian history = The story in Srebrenica. |
13 | Scott Gardner | 7 | The Olympic Stadium = My athletics podium. |
Total points: | 197 | from 33 votes |
1 | nedesto | 33 | The world's five all-time most noteworthy people... = 1. Mona Lisa painter 2. "I'll follow gravity do... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 19 | "If at first the idea is not absurd, then there ... = The finest intuitions or theories lie based in ... |
3 | nedesto | 16 | The Superior called the sisters together informi... = "Yes! Praise Heaven!" sang a nun coming over to... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | The twelve months in a year: January February M... = New Year Love theme Spring fever Berry jam My b... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | Five of the species that face extinction: 1. Lur... = Five species that truly SHOULD be extinct: 1. S... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | The Top Five Most Useful College Degrees: 5. Edu... = 5. Can't do? Teach! 4. Confuse client in legale... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Lucy was sitting on the settee, heartily drinkin... ~ how I'd carry on without you." "Nice," snorted... |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The group Spice Girls in their good old days: - ... = The Spice Girls today: - Sloppy - Bony - Pre-Ge... |
9 | nedesto | 9 | This man takes his cross-eyed cur to some vet wh... ~ "My god... I'll have to put this terrier down."... |
9 | Tony Crafter | 9 | I answered a knock at the front door today and f... ~ Once in, he said, "I'm Danny Letts Jr.!" "What... |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | The first edition of the Voyageur Press publicat... = We're supposed to believe that the useful hit i... |
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Total points: | 156 | from 26 votes |
1 | Ellie Dent | 18 | DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: The Real Defi... = 5. THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Don't que... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 16 | An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, two m... ~ seven Japanese seamen, an Amazonian, a Romania... |
3 | nedesto | 13 | How to Defend Yourself Against the Velociraptor ... = How to Appear Human 1. Choose a Human to imit... |
4 | nedesto | 12 | Goofy Definitions: ECLIPSE: What an English bar... = RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife. M... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | World's Greatest Drawings 18. The Parnassus 17.... = 18. Raphael's homage to the poet 17. Renoir's ... |
4 | Andrew Brehaut | 12 | I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfri... = Well, I was in shock, and couldn't breathe a w... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | A LIST OF FAMOUS LAST WORDS 1. "I am just going... = 1. Hero who gave his life in Antarctica. 2. Pl... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 8 | THE HOTTEST WOMEN OF ALL TIME. (As voted by 'Men... = 1. Because she's worth it! 2. A caveman's moll... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 7 | SOME REASONS WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER Men can (and d... = Also, if a gentleman has grey hairs, or wrinkl... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 6 | The board of a very large international company,... = A female CNN journalist heard about a devout o... |
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13 | Error | 0 | Removed |
Total points: | 123 | from 21 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | [March marks the spring migration of some birds from Africa to Europe. Below, the poem Wild Pigeon is anagrammed into 4 ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | As a tribute to the London Olympics that started in July, Amy Levy's poem 'London in July' is anagrammed into 5 poems ab... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | Turn Again To Life, written by Mary Lee Hall |
3 | nedesto | 9 | December Crossword |
5 | Mike Keith | 8 | It rained three autumn days, then close to frost... |
6 | nedesto | 7 | July Crossword |
7 | nedesto | 4 | May Crossword puzzle |
Total points: | 107 | from 18 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | A french kiss is something cute, but ~ fucking in the ass is so much better! |
2 | nedesto | 18 | Walt Disney's Pinocchio = I can shit woody pencils! |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 17 | Inaudible farts ~ left us in bad air. |
4 | Dean Mayer | 15 | The folk musicians = Same ol' fuckin' shit. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | A ten-inch steel vibrator = Bet it's nicer than a lover! |
6 | Larry Brash | 13 | The menage á trois ~ is to manage three. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The anti-impotence drugs = Get this damn erection up! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Shoot semen = One hot mess. |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | An arse licker ~ can like rears. |
10 | nedesto | 8 | Airplane stewardesses = Pert asses wander aisle. |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | A nice, tight pussy = It isn't cheap guys. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 6 | The rectal suppository for constipation = I post up arse I clench I try not to fart... Oops! :-( |
13 | nedesto | 5 | Threesomes = Hetero mess! |
14 | Error | 0 | Duplicate removed |
Total points: | 155 | from 26 votes |
1 | Larry Brash | 19 | Old Spice Aftershave = Splashed it over face. |
2 | David Bourke | 16 | The late Neil Armstrong = Among the interstellar. |
3 | nedesto | 11 | Stop Online Piracy Act = Potential conspiracy? |
4 | Scott Gardner | 9 | The supervillain = His plan? True evil! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Actress Natalie Wood = Dies on coastal water. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 6 | A silver medal = Rival leads me. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Advent carols = Ardent vocals. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The twelve months in a year: January February M... = New Year Love theme Spring fever Berry jam My b... |
9 | Adie Pena | 6 | The fast food restaurant = Throne of saturated fats. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | A nymphomaniac = I'm on many a chap. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 5 | "If at first the idea is not absurd, then there ... = The finest intuitions or theories lie based in ... |
12 | nedesto | 5 | A documentary = Camera on duty. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Amazon's Kindle e-Reader = Elders are amazed: "No ink?!" |
14 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | United States Marine Corps = Its men urinated at corpses. |
15 | Ed Pegg Jr | 5 | Tour de France = Center o' fraud. |
16 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | "The Satanic Verses" by Salman Rushdie = Such essays threaten evil Arab minds. |
17 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | Darwin's evolutionary 'On the Origin of Species' = It proved how our "Genesis" is one fictional yarn. |
18 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | 'Smile, you're on Candid Camera' = Comedy ruse and malice on air. |
19 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Daniel Craig, the Bond star = Actor, and a British legend. |
20 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | A discount department store chain = Rotten products made in East China. |
21 | Tony Crafter | 3 | The Lake District National Park, Cumbria, England = Scenic but damp. Take the anorak, darling; it'll rain! |
22 | David Bourke | 3 | A security service = Secrecy is a virtue. |
23 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | Five of the species that face extinction: 1. Lur... = Five species that truly SHOULD be extinct: 1. S... |
24 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | A prescription for Viagra = A prop for vain geriatrics? |
25 | nedesto | 2 | The world's five all-time most noteworthy people... = 1. Mona Lisa painter 2. "I'll follow gravity do... |
26 | nedesto | 2 | The Olympic medals: 1. Gold 2. Silver 3. Bronze = 1. Lovely gloss! 2. Commendable 3. Third prize |
27 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | Dali's 'The Persistence of Memory' = His masterpiece of modern style. |
28 | Adie Pena | 2 | Singer Whitney Elizabeth Houston is found dead = Another sad showbiz life in the US ... it ended young. |
29 | Rick Rothstein | 2 | A lot of sins, hence... ~ the Confessional. |
30 | View | 2 | Nicolas Sarkozy = Crazy lookin' ass. |
31 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise = "I am much irked over Scientologist." |
32 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | The singer Adele = A legend is there. |
33 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | One with a mischievous sense of humour = I have so much fun with someone serious! |
34 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | The American elections = I see no real chance, Mitt! |
35 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | Sticking to the speed limit = This implied 'get no tickets'. |
36 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | The National Rifle Association of America = I note it's fatal if in a school area or cinema. |
37 | View | 1 | Bethlehem Nativity = Believe in that myth. |
38 | nedesto | 1 | British scientist Stephen William Hawking = Knew spacetime with his brilliant insights. |
39 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | Pirate costume for a Halloween party = A parrot or eyepatch will often amuse! |
40 | Ellie Dent | 1 | Romney and Obama ~ do bore many a man. |
41 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | The sprinter Oscar Pistorius = Superior star in prosthetics. |
42 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | The sprinter Usain Bolt = His plan is to run better. |
43 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | The group Spice Girls in their good old days: - ... = The Spice Girls today: - Sloppy - Bony - Pre-Ge... |
Total points: | 171 | from 29 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | [March marks the spring migration of some birds from Africa to Europe. Below, the poem Wild Pigeon is anagrammed into 4 ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | As a tribute to the London Olympics that started in July, Amy Levy's poem 'London in July' is anagrammed into 5 poems ab... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 10 | DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: The Real Defi... = 5. THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Don't que... |
4 | Dean Mayer | 6 | The folk musicians = Same ol' fuckin' shit. |
5 | nedesto | 6 | December Crossword |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | Turn Again To Life, written by Mary Lee Hall |
7 | nedesto | 5 | Goofy Definitions: ECLIPSE: What an English bar... = RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife. M... |
8 | nedesto | 5 | Walt Disney's Pinocchio = I can shit woody pencils! |
9 | Mike Keith | 5 | It rained three autumn days, then close to frost... |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 4 | A nice, tight pussy = It isn't cheap guys. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Shoot semen = One hot mess. |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 4 | I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfri... = Well, I was in shock, and couldn't breathe a w... |
13 | Error | 3 | Removed |
14 | Larry Brash | 3 | The menage á trois ~ is to manage three. |
15 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | A ten-inch steel vibrator = Bet it's nicer than a lover! |
16 | nedesto | 3 | How to Defend Yourself Against the Velociraptor ... = How to Appear Human 1. Choose a Human to imit... |
17 | Tony Crafter | 3 | A LIST OF FAMOUS LAST WORDS 1. "I am just going... = 1. Hero who gave his life in Antarctica. 2. Pl... |
18 | Tony Crafter | 2 | THE HOTTEST WOMEN OF ALL TIME. (As voted by 'Men... = 1. Because she's worth it! 2. A caveman's moll... |
19 | Tony Crafter | 2 | The board of a very large international company,... = A female CNN journalist heard about a devout o... |
20 | nedesto | 2 | May Crossword puzzle |
21 | Ellie Dent | 2 | An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, two m... ~ seven Japanese seamen, an Amazonian, a Romania... |
22 | nedesto | 2 | July Crossword |
23 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | Inaudible farts ~ left us in bad air. |
24 | nedesto | 1 | Airplane stewardesses = Pert asses wander aisle. |
25 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | World's Greatest Drawings 18. The Parnassus 17.... = 18. Raphael's homage to the poet 17. Renoir's ... |
Total points: | 125 | from 22 votes |
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