| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | The television news broadcast = I see basic world events on that. |
2 | Adie Pena | 29 | A Big Mac, fries and a large Coke = America liked cans of garbage! |
3 | Paul Pan | 25 | Una famiglia = Mafia lingua. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | The journey to work ‡ Enjoy two-hour trek. |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 21 | Really beautiful women ~ lure men. But a loyal wife?? (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
6 | nedesto | 19 | Religion is the opiate of the masses = Sheep go into siesta after homilies. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Marionette = Ornate item. |
8 | Dean Mayer | 18 | Binge drinkers = Risking bender. |
9 | Larry Brash | 13 | Realise danger, cut our ~ recreational drug use. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Catatonic parent tidying ~ a potty training accident. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 6 | An ill-fitting shoe = Tight? No, all is fine. |
11 | View | 6 | The attorneys = Testy, no heart. |
13 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Petitioned for divorce on the grounds of adultery = Deed's proof: Lover orgy trio found nude in the attic! |
13 | Neil Ramsay | 5 | Circumstantial evidence = Traducement in civil case. |
13 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | Safely remove hardware = Evade a mere flash worry. |
16 | Ed Pegg Jr | 3 | Monetary resource = Treasurer, economy. |
17 | Harshal M | 2 | Tabloid newspaper headlines = Had I *wanted* brainless people?! |
18 | Dan Fortier | 0 | Life a sanctuary/prison? = I plain can't say for sure. |
18 | Rob Bretveld | 0 | I hate my job = Joy time? Bah! |
Total points: | 240 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.463) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 51 | The Silence of the Lambs: a motion picture = One's meal is complete... but for the Chianti. |
2 | Larry Brash | 31 | Female ballet dancers = Smaller feet balanced. |
3 | Dean Mayer | 29 | Kenyan safari camp = Many African peaks. |
4 | nedesto | 23 | Mona Lisa inspires ~ Parisian smiles, no? |
5 | Harshal M | 22 | The Harry Potter series' final movie = I see their orphan for very last time. |
6 | View | 21 | Russian Bolshoi Ballet = Soloist ballerina's hub. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Walt Disney Studios' "The Lion King" in Three-D = Sensation in there would delight tiny kids. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | The American suspense film 'Misery' = Help, my nurse is frenetic! I am a mess! |
9 | Adie Pena | 9 | The writer and feminist Louisa May Alcott = As I faced a truth, I'm in a "Little Women" story. |
9 | Ed Pegg Jr | 9 | Snape kills Dumbledore = Skull-be-damned Spoiler! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 4 | 'And When Did You Last See Your Father?' = A Roundhead: "Thy sire flew on Tuesday?" |
Total points: | 230 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.275) |
1 | Ed Pegg Jr | 31 | National Muscle Growth Day = Doing what comes naturally. |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | The September Eleventh memorial in NY = It mainly helps one remember the event. |
3 | Adie Pena | 25 | Nine/Eleven Tenth Anniversary = Enshrine a relevant event in N.Y. |
3 | Dean Mayer | 25 | Neutrinos seen to travel faster than light = So Einstein's great "half-truth" not relevant. |
5 | nedesto | 22 | The ten year anniversary of September eleventh = Fiery then, yet noble Manhattan ever perseveres. |
6 | Paul Pan | 14 | The sovereign debt crisis ~ hits Greece, investors bid. |
6 | Don P Fortier | 14 | Tropical Storm Lee hit Louisiana = A little too much rain is a spoiler. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 13 | US financial woes = USA oil fans wince. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 11 | The manslaughter trial of Dr Conrad Murray in LA = Man's error and drug ration hurt Michael fatally? |
10 | David Bourke | 10 | Bailing-out the Greeks' economy = Looking at the rescue...big money! |
11 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | Gaddafi loyalists make desert escape, ~ as pig-eyed masked dictator flees! Alas. |
11 | Harshal M | 8 | The World Trade Center in New York = A northerly tower wreck, intended. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Obama: "This is not class warfare -- It's math." = For him, this was a stab at lost Americans. |
14 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite = It erupts. Alarm scares the people here. |
14 | View | 6 | Local 'Times' report: ~ "Tropical storm Lee." |
Total points: | 231 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 55 | Catherine, the royal Duchess of Cambridge = Cherish her soft beauty and melodic grace. |
2 | Adie Pena | 32 | The US General Douglas MacArthur of WWII = Waged with famous courage: "I shall return!" |
3 | Harshal M | 26 | The terrorist Osama bin Laden = Satan's older brother, I mean it! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | The French microbiologist Louis Pasteur = "Boil the rich snail soup to cure it of germs!" |
5 | Larry Brash | 19 | US Open winner, Samantha Stosur = An Aussie sportswoman runneth. |
5 | View | 19 | Salvatore Licitra = It is real vocal art. |
7 | nedesto | 17 | Ray A. Kroc the founder of McDonald's ~ rocked many a fast-food lunch order. |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 16 | Luis Rechani Agrait ‡ Christina Aguilera. |
9 | Paul Pan | 12 | All Greek men adore a hot ~ Angela Dorothea Merkel! |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | Mads Mikkelsen = Meek slim Dansk. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Maya Angelou = You name a gal. |
12 | John Fidler | 0 | Albert Szent Gyorgyi= Glib "Try zesty orange!" |
Total points: | 236 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.293) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | Palace Theatre, NY = Enact a play there. |
2 | View | 33 | Middle East countries ~ must decide relations. |
3 | Harshal M | 26 | United States of America = Fat and mature societies. |
4 | nedesto | 21 | The Victoria's Secret catalogues = See our choicest attractive gals! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Bandelier National Monument = Natural noble Indian memento. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 16 | CFAR: Centre for Freudian Analysis and Research = Inner Child, or fears, can surface ... and years after. |
6 | Larry Brash | 16 | Anagram Artist for Windows = Am sorting for Awards I want. |
8 | Dean Mayer | 14 | A story for the Daily Mail = Royal Family to read this. |
9 | David Bourke | 13 | Alcoholics Anonymous meeting = Come on, come in a lush...go saintly! |
10 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Tony Blair Associates = Or: 'Assistance To Libya'? |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Emergency evacuation drill = Calmer in danger etc. - you live! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 8 | California's Shark Protection Act = Patrol attacks on rare iconic fish. |
13 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | A pound sterling = England pours it. |
14 | Adie Pena | 6 | Ground Zero, Lower Manhattan, New York = Your great known motherland "war zone." |
Total points: | 237 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.341) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 73 | Monsters that someone made up: Hannibal Lecte... = Modern creeps that are *real* monsters: Char... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 27 | A cop pulls in two Irish drunks, and says to th... = The cop nods and asks the next drunk for his a... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | "Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossi... = So it's morning. First, I believe I might poss... |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 15 | The United States of America Republican Preside... ~ are ambitious, fancied, tactile, unelected sta... |
4 | nedesto | 15 | The Great Apes: 1. Gorillas; 2. Bonobos; ... = 1. Largest size 2. Do go carnal 3. Orange ha... |
4 | Dean Mayer | 15 | Removal of unacceptable forum posts by website admin = We prevent spam - combat abuse from bullies too, I'd fancy. |
7 | Harshal M | 10 | "A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's fe... = A troll is one new, annoying online dunce who ... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | "A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's fe... = A troll is a nerd enemy who incites us with a ... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Downton Abbey to battle Doctor Who in feature-l... = Can not see both out of that BBC Timelord and ... |
10 | Adie Pena | 7 | The U.S. professional tennis star Serena Jameka... ~ After losses, I like a simple winner -- Samant... |
Total points: | 201 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.278) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 68 | I've a hunch the poor souls who'd favour Emptiness above Hope do not prize friends. |
2 | nedesto | 27 | Fred theosophizes about the answer of unproved nihilism over unopposed havoc. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 20 | Philosophizer thus endeavors to move us in vain: but we cope for add on fresh hope. |
4 | Paul Pan | 15 | He aphorized: 1. The Lord perished 2. Covet one superman 3. Vow to vanish pious buffoons. |
5 | Rob Bretveld | 12 | Poor chap's sad vow: ponder the size of the universe, hold a numb vision of true hope. |
6 | Harshal M | 10 | Oh, people favour sense, but then I approach this odd one of zero mind who survives! |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Poor human has zip funds saved. Now evicted, he prefers oblivion to the poorhouse! |
8 | Larry Brash | 7 | One brash Oz (perhaps he's over-involved in the Forum) opposed a few uncouth idiots. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 7 | "Oh, I've vouched: thin step for a man, but oversized hop for us persons," whooped Neil A. |
10 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | "Voids prove hazardous! No but! Daft philosophers ever confuse me!" - Winnie the Pooh. |
10 | Dean Mayer | 6 | Provocative philosophizer's unneeded observation shows me profound fate, huh? |
12 | Adie Pena | 5 | I've dumped frivolous happiness and I've chosen our hopes than to be of zero worth. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Purpose? Winehouse found a rich share from pop. And the velvet void? In booze shots. |
Total points: | 197 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | nedesto | 48 | A woman awoke to find that her husband wasn't in... = Chad was in a mess of man-trouble again. He ha... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 41 | THE TOP TEN GREATEST AMERICANS OF ALL TIME (As... = 1 Actor, became President 2 Responsible for ... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | The top music artists of all time with more tha... = My crazy grandpa Joe rating these artists: ... |
3 | Adie Pena | 25 | ... = ... |
5 | Paul Pan | 13 | Top Ten subtler forms of discrimination 1. H... = 1. Indict DeVito con 2. Smite geriatrics 3... |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 11 | The Most Popular Dog Breeds In America (and For... = 1: Good-natured! 2: Great sure chums! 3:... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | "It was the best of times, it was the worst of ... = "Summer of Love" was the unprecedented phenom... |
8 | Harshal M | 4 | Voted the Top Ten Greatest Americans Ever: 1.... = 1. Jolliest boss. 2. Like the actor, honey? ... |
Total points: | 174 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.258) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 39 | ANTARCTICA By Derek Mahon |
2 | Adie Pena | 33 | SILENCE (OVER MANHATTAN) by Paula Bardell |
3 | nedesto | 26 | A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 21 | BRITAIN'S NEW DESTROYER |
5 | Harshal M | 15 | 50 Things To Do On an Exam, When You Know That You Are Going To Fail It Anyway |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | I love coffee, I love tea, I love the Java Jive and it loves me |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 7 | His Royal Highness The Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | A Cliff Dwelling by Robert Frost |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | Solomon Grundy. |
Total points: | 159 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | View | 39 | A penis surgery = Guyness repair. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | Fake orgasm's entire goal? = Stroke a man's fragile ego! |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 33 | All things considered, ~ dildoes enchant girls. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | Oh no. I am back again after two weeks' summer holidays. = Bam! Soon as I saw the memo... I fucking hate work already! |
5 | nedesto | 11 | "Love means never having to say you're sorry" = Your theory never involves an easy orgasm! |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | Pornographic videos = Chap does poor virgin. |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | Repetitious tickling of my girlfriend's teats ~ resulted in a Mrs crying: "GET OFF! STOP IT! I LIKE IT!!!" |
8 | Dean Mayer | 8 | Graffiti in the women's toilets = Females to write it? No f*ing shit! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 8 | A stand-up comedian = So, I'm a deadpan cunt. |
10 | Paul Pan | 6 | Sex addiction = AIDS, toxic end. |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 6 | New Facebook profile timeline = Not welcome if I like a beef porn! |
Total points: | 189 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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