| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | A street hooligan ~ looting the areas. |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 26 | Dictatorships ~ dispatch riots. |
3 | nedesto | 23 | Medical experimentation = Examined mice to learn tip. |
4 | Dean Mayer | 20 | Most terrified tonight if ~ doing it for the first time. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Harshal M | 16 | An SUV = U.S. van. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | Animal shelter = Llama's in there. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Top security clearance ‡ A nuclear secret? Copy it! |
8 | Larry Brash | 8 | Abnormal hirsutism = Hair... lots in bum, arms... |
8 | Andrew Brehaut | 8 | The rainforest debate = Need for trees' habitat. |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 6 | Reproductive organs ~ drove us procreating. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Television commercials = Sometimes over-clinical. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Strictly between you and me = I secretly went about my end. |
13 | Karl Lee Herzog | 4 | Worried about retirement = I remarried better, won out. |
13 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Violent scenes = One scents evil. |
15 | Don P Fortier | 3 | The best things in life are free? = He gets beer first, then ale if in. |
15 | Heather Anne Downs | 3 | Act "as if" ‡ is a fact. |
17 | View | 2 | Denouement = One mute end. |
17 | David Bourke | 2 | It's the anniversary of the death of Michael Tully = Daily toast: Very much on the lash in the afterlife! |
17 | Ed Pegg Jr | 2 | Military deployment = I armed My Little Pony? |
20 | Adie Pena | 1 | Following in his footsteps = His top son got in; is well-off. |
21 | Maurice Goddard | 0 | Little things mean a lot = Smelling ale in that tot! |
21 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 0 | The main actresses = These cinema stars! |
21 | Chris | 0 | Puke-breath = The break-up. |
Total points: | 192 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.719) |
1 | nedesto | 62 | Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes = Vexing quest coloured by dementia. |
2 | View | 21 | 'Waterloo' by the Swedish group Abba = Two babes & boys reap huge old war hit. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | La Gioconda (Mona Lisa) = A social animal? God no. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | The "Harry Potter" series author J K Rowling = "I just portray larger heroes worth the ink." |
5 | David Bourke | 12 | Nickolas Ashford and Valerie Simpson = Friendship 'n' love "as solid as a rock", man! |
6 | Rob Bretveld | 11 | The movie "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" = The primate foes open the veils of hate. |
6 | Ivan Andonov | 11 | Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Number One = One buster Mr. Bond never falls to. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | 'Fountain' by the surrealist Marcel Duchamp = A urinal men flush became this arty product. |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | French actor Gerard Depardieu = Pee drenched our aircraft. Drag! |
10 | Harshal M | 4 | The Mona Lisa (La Gioconda) = Ah, it can loan a good smile! |
10 | Adie Pena | 4 | 'Captain America: The First Avenger' star = A fitter Chris Evans: "A great cinema part!" |
Total points: | 176 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | Larry Brash | 30 | United Kingdom Riots = Drunk idiots emoting. |
2 | Ivan Andonov | 25 | Somalians' hunger = Humans are losing. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | The path of the storm: Hurricane Irene = In truth, the rich men are safe; the poor... |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | The English riots = I lost things here! |
5 | Harshal M | 14 | The United States loses its AAA rating = Hated to see a large stain in its status. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | The Libyan revolution = Bye to our villain, then! |
7 | David Bourke | 12 | Colonel Gaddafi is overthrown = And danger of hollow victories. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 12 | U.K. riots ~ to irk us. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 10 | East Coast braces for Hurricane Irene = Its treacherous force is an aberrance. |
10 | Dean Mayer | 9 | Rioting across the UK = Crooks are hitting us. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The Metropolitan Police Service = Coppers voice a line: "Let them riot." |
11 | nedesto | 7 | Brave Red Arrows pilot dies in Air Festival crash = Warrior first avoids several inhabited parcels. |
13 | Karl Lee Herzog | 6 | "Dominique Strauss-Kahn Is Free To Go Home" = "Mon Dieu! Frog masher's at his nookie quest!" |
14 | Ember Nickel | 4 | Tottenham public disorder = Tantrums did bother police. |
15 | View | 2 | Cholera Outbreaks Spread Across Somalia = Disease hurts a poor black-color mass area. |
16 | Maurice Goddard | 1 | Normandy Beach Faces New Invasion ... Of Wind Turbines = Bran-new offensive win on D-Day's beach is unromantic! |
Total points: | 186 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.516) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | Obama, current leader of the United States = Another term's fate is unclear due to a debt. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 34 | Prince William, The Duke of Cambridge = Ma/Pa - Grim end. Bro. - Childlike. Wife - Cute! |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | The opera singer Andrea Bocelli = Go hear a real blind tenor's piece. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 18 | William Shatner: Captain Kirk = Ha! I will pick a man in 'Star Trek.' |
5 | David Bourke | 15 | The late American singer Elvis Aaron Presley = Career mainly in a Las Vegas hotel enterprise. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | US Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney = Talented in modern America's stupidity. |
5 | View | 15 | Sarah Ferguson = Roughness afar. |
8 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 10 | The director Milos Forman = Heroic film demonstrator! |
9 | nedesto | 7 | The late legendary film actress Marilyn Monroe = Angel in a dress momentarily fell to earth. Mercy! |
10 | Harshal M | 6 | The former president Slobodan Milosevic = Soviet man died from the sober prison cell. |
11 | Rob Bretveld | 4 | Texas governor Perry ~ as very next GOP error. |
11 | Joel Davey | 4 | Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar, The Little Master = Merriest ethnic lad that makes all the runs. |
13 | Maurice Goddard | 0 | Republican Michele Marie Amble Bachmann = A prime nubile chic babe can hammer all men! |
Total points: | 189 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.406) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 59 | Commercial Boeing planes = Nice cabins, ample leg-room. |
2 | Larry Brash | 26 | The British Riots = This is it, brother! |
3 | David Bourke | 17 | The African crested rat (Lophiomys imhausi) = A critter has made his fur poison, they claim! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | The Washington Monument = Thus, women note "man thing". |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | United States Secretary of the Treasury = Hey you! Reduce interest rates. Start fast! |
6 | nedesto | 11 | Jesus Christ the Savior of the World ‡ Judas with the other cross of silver |
7 | Dean Mayer | 10 | The British Anti-Cosmetic Surgery League = Yes, her taut silicone tits are much bigger. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Nuclear Regulatory Commission = Am only ruling atomic resources. |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 7 | Samling Company = Log in many camps. |
9 | Harshal M | 7 | A McDonalds quarter-pounder ~ squandered a normal product. |
11 | Adie Pena | 5 | The Metropolitan Police Service of London = One more conflict ... people had violent riots! |
12 | View | 4 | The Metropolitan Police Service = Teach people: Violent riots - crime! |
13 | Heather Anne Downs | 0 | Wendy's: Where's the beef? = Hey! Best when sewer-fed! |
Total points: | 185 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.419) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 52 | At an auction of art in Kinloch, a wealthy Germ... ~ £200 as a single reward to anyone who ha... |
2 | Harshal M | 25 | "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" by a... = The jolly Hogwarts orphan has returned propert... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | "Time is the coin of your life. It is the only ... = A wise saying here, yet I found undeniably inc... |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 21 | "Out of clutter, find Simplicity. From discord, ... = If you're ill in mind, I'd try hot coffee. If s... |
5 | nedesto | 13 | Murdoch's bleating annoyance ... = Can anyone give ... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Earthquake centered in Virginia hits East Coast = I heard street reactions: quite an active shaking. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | African crested rat uses poison trick to foil predators = One practical rodent spikes fur coat for to resist raids. |
8 | Karl Lee Herzog | 5 | To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance = Lone I be, in self, grooming vast ego then finale of clone! |
9 | Adie Pena | 4 | What is the federal holiday observed on the las... = It had set the sad day for the boys who've fal... |
Total points: | 165 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | One's reflection-love, I'm warned, can be a telling sign of foolish ego. ... |
2 | Larry Brash | 29 | I will be having ongoing endless affection for one real close to me. |
3 | Anonmyous | 20 | Feeling his own beloved groin isn't real affection! Go call someone!! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Love of one's face will so often bring ego challenges...in time." - Dorian. |
5 | David Bourke | 11 | Even to fellows cooling in the miserable confines of Reading Gaol? |
6 | Tony Crafter | 10 | A vain ego is often boring; close reflecting a hollow mind, one feels. |
7 | Rob Bretveld | 9 | Ode to narcissism: I alone can feel longing, be the lone wolf, forgive. |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | A one, lone wolf, self-gloating, insensitive, confirmed bachelor ego. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 7 | So he and I reflect: can't be wrong if I go solo, fall in love on seeing ME! |
9 | Don P Fortier | 7 | "I'm ignoring self fellatio." (Feel he, Oscar, cannot go so low, even in bed.) |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | If no-one else ends chasing me? Well, I've got a boring fool for a client. |
11 | nedesto | 6 | Since I long for me, I've done celebrating all alone; when I go toss off! |
11 | Adie Pena | 6 | I've been one golden narcissistic fool who left one fine glamor gal. |
14 | Rosie Perera | 3 | "Loving oneself, I now lose control of celebrating enemies." -- Gadhafi. |
15 | Harshal M | 2 | I One case loving me Feeling inborn elegance Follow this soft road... |
16 | View | 1 | I lovelorn fan of me I go for b e s t &... |
17 | FatPhil | 0 | Feeling lonesome? Feeling low? Diving onto a crotch, feel abrasions! |
Total points: | 173 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.586) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 55 | THE TOP TEN GREATEST BRITONS OF ALL TIME (As v... = 1. Bullish World War II Prime Minister. Beat... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 28 | Roland the Englishman went to Spain on a fishin... = The Englishman appraised the fly, pointing up... |
2 | nedesto | 28 | "Well, Sister Anna, are you putting on weight?"... = "What? No, I just have the gas." said the big... |
4 | Adie Pena | 17 | Top Ten Dictators Who Ruled the Longest* 1. Mu... = 1. Mismanaged Libya 2. Zimbabwe Male Gorilla... |
5 | Harshal M | 15 | IS A SPERM LIKE A WHALE? Shall I compare thee... = The humourous rhyme you read today is from ou... |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | Be not afraid of greatness: Some are born great... = See here: George Washington Robert Fischer ... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 8 | NIETZSCHE's Guide to Tech Support When a noxi... = He is a fool, more, a poor mug! He's also not... |
Total points: | 159 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.259) |
1 | Adie Pena | 43 | Aoi Sorawa (Skies of Blue) by Jim Mason is inspired by the lyrics of the Hiroshima Song |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | CURTAIN RODS |
3 | Harshal M | 24 | Oscar Wilde's "The Grave of Shelley" anagrammed into a memorial poem to Mick Tully |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Some of the many special holidays celebrated by people in August 2011 |
5 | Harshal M | 11 | Here's the US pledge anagrammed five ways to suit the five different views. |
6 | nedesto | 8 | Two roads diverged in a yellow wood... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 5 | ANARCHY IN THE UK By The Sex Pistols |
8 | Ember Nickel | 2 | Kids watch with glowing souls, at this rising... |
Total points: | 138 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 44 | The octogenarian = "Got an erection?! Ha!" |
2 | nedesto | 30 | The Sun's Page Three Girl = Gal preens her huge tits. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | The Thames Valley Gay Police Association = It is mainly a chocolate passage they love! |
4 | David Bourke | 18 | Putting in her ass ~ a thrusting penis! |
5 | View | 4 | Penises gad via ~ divine passage. |
Total points: | 119 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.238) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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