| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 47 | All good things must come to an end = Man, those glad times couldn't go on! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 43 | A psychoanalyst using the Freudian method ~ can help you find out the things a dream says. |
3 | View | 16 | Search for tequila = Chase after liquor. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | False accusation ~ is no factual case. |
4 | nedesto | 13 | Gerontology = Too long grey. |
6 | Larry Brash | 12 | A natural medicine = Damn lie! Ain't a cure! |
7 | Adie Pena | 10 | "Atheism is a non-prophet organisation." = A Pope's orientation isn't a high Roman's. |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | A disabled person = Bad spine's ordeal. |
8 | Heather Anne Downs | 9 | My God recreates ~ sacred geometry. |
10 | Rob Bretveld | 8 | What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas = Gents pay wage, have past sins vanish. |
10 | Alconcalcia | 8 | Social Media Guru = A ludicrous image. |
12 | Harshal M | 7 | A thunderstorm = Threat drums on. |
12 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 7 | Shooting = Goon hits! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Threatening clouds = Rain gets unclothed. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Relief of tension = One life, no strife. |
16 | Dean Mayer | 6 | Trapped in a loveless marriage ~ as girl is prepared to leave man. |
17 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Animal magnetism = Get mammalian sin. |
18 | Ed Pegg Jr | 4 | Careful thought ‡ Go after Cthulhu. |
19 | David Bourke | 1 | Nice legs, shame about the boat race = A teen, her moustache a big obstacle! |
20 | Andrew Brehaut | 0 | Have tinny ~ in the Navy. |
20 | Ellie Dent | 0 | A camera isn't ~ a cinema star. |
Total points: | 232 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.538) |
1 | Harshal M | 37 | Leonardo da Vinci's drawing, "The Last Supper" = I arrange twelve pupils and soon add Christ. |
2 | nedesto | 32 | The Mona Lisa by the artist Leonardo da Vinci = Nobody can rival that hesitant smile I adore. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | The third movie in the Transformer series = It seems even more horrid than their first! |
4 | Adie Pena | 24 | The 'Harry Potter' series of eight movies = Oh, forget the premise. It's over this year! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | The Food Network Channel's Giada De Laurentiis = Italian-US godsend, a real wonder of the kitchen! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The Walt Disney Animation Studios in California = An initial idea is now a film industry on the coast! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 18 | The Highland games of Scotland = Meant half-clothed gonads. Sigh! |
8 | View | 14 | Village People, 'In The Navy' = Appealing, even lovely, hit. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 11 | A hint of a smile ~ if the Mona Lisa. |
10 | Andrew Brehaut | 9 | The Voyage of the Dawn Treader = Heavy fog threatened dear two. |
11 | David Bourke | 7 | 'Waterloo' by the Swedish group Abba = A post we agree? - "What bloody rubbish!" |
12 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | "Where the Hell is Matt?" viral videos = We hail the most devilish traveler! |
Total points: | 225 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.308) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 43 | The singer Amy Winehouse is dead = Oh, my. Herein dies a wasted genius. |
2 | David Bourke | 38 | The late singer Amy Winehouse = Eulogy in her twenties...a shame. |
3 | Andrew Brehaut | 34 | The tabloid 'The News of the World' = The death blow: the owner folds it. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | The State of Florida versus Casey Marie Anthony = Our sham of a verdict hastily set a nasty one free. |
5 | Heather Anne Downs | 21 | Cookout in space = Occasion to puke! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | News of the World to close amid hacking scandal = Watched on as shocking crimes lead to downfall. |
7 | Adie Pena | 17 | Oslo, Norway and the Island of Utoya, Buskerud = Bloody sad! Lousy week for us and a hurt nation. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 11 | July is national cell phone courtesy month = Millions are on. Can't they jolly shut up once!? |
9 | Ellie Dent | 5 | The drought in Eastern Africa = Distraught: face no rain there. |
9 | Ed Pegg Jr | 5 | Last second agreement = Elder statesmen conga. |
9 | nedesto | 5 | Wendi D. halts shareholder uproar = Her slap is heard around the world. |
12 | Harshal M | 4 | Sudan now split = I spun two lands. |
13 | Don P Fortier | 3 | Is western democracy alive in Egypt? = We do see Islamic center party vying. |
14 | View | 1 | Egyptians protest against slow pace of reform ‡ Cairo's people promoting a staff's new strategy. |
15 | Dharam Khalsa | 0 | The Casey Anthony verdict = Cynic: "The end? Oh, a travesty!" |
Total points: | 233 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Harshal M | 36 | François-Auguste-René Rodin = Our genius does art in France. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The late singer, Ms. Amy Jade Winehouse = Some Jewish genius met an early death. |
3 | nedesto | 29 | President Barack Hussein Obama = Subpoenas asked, "American birth?" |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | Rupert and James Murdoch = Rated under "Major Chumps". |
4 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Norwegian, Anders Behring Breivik = God in Heaven! Berserk brain-wiring? |
6 | Rosie Perera | 20 | Keith Rupert Murdoch, AC, KSG = Rich thug, despot, muckraker. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Anders Behring Breivik = Ever-irking behind bars. |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 12 | Natasha Richardson, Liam Neeson's late wife = A cranial smash into a stone saw her life end. |
9 | David Bourke | 11 | Casey Marie Anthony = *Any* honesty, America? |
10 | View | 9 | Ratko Mladic = I'm a dark clot. |
11 | Alconcalcia | 8 | Christine Lagarde = Retained cash girl. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Keith R. Murdoch = The horrid muck! |
13 | Ed Pegg Jr | 4 | Vlad the Impaler ~ had vampire 'tell'. |
14 | Adie Pena | 3 | The singer Tino Rossi = So, is the rising tenor! |
Total points: | 231 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.359) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | The new McDonald's Happy Meal = Demand healthy McApples now. |
2 | Adie Pena | 24 | The Federal Bureau of Investigation = But as I've feared, I got a life on the run. |
3 | Rob Bretveld | 23 | The Big Bang theory = Bygone bright heat. |
4 | Harshal M | 20 | London Games = One man's gold! |
5 | David Bourke | 18 | The Great British Beer Festival in Earls Court = All are hubristic after seven or eight bitters! |
5 | Dean Mayer | 18 | Tesco supermarket chain ~ makes another cut prices. |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 17 | South Sudan = US handouts. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | News Corporation = CEO into porn wars. |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 11 | Sedonan resort = Sonoran Desert. |
10 | View | 9 | Toyota Highlander = O, hit a lengthy road! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The Norwegian island, Utoya = Ruing a nation's deathly woe. |
12 | nedesto | 6 | The Basilica of Saint Peter in Rome = Bear holiest pontificate remains. |
12 | Ivan Andonov | 6 | The Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award = It had me rate a word flair element. |
12 | Larry Brash | 6 | The Vietnamese War = A veteran is: we... them... |
15 | Ellie Dent | 5 | The Bengal Indian Tigers = A ginger, thin-lined beast. |
15 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Defect? Loss? Aha! Go to ~ The Sale of Goods Act. |
17 | Ed Pegg Jr | 3 | The House of Representatives = Superhero if the Senate votes? |
17 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | The grave of Robin Hood = Honor brave good thief. |
Total points: | 224 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.474) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 46 | Tuff, a Scotsman, sidled into the Glasgow libra... = After pausing a minute, the woman looked icily... |
2 | Larry Brash | 29 | International Classification of Diseases, Tenth... = In a real sense, it sorts each affliction into... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 28 | Why I'd advise never looking a gift horse in the mouth = They've no mouthwash, reek of hidden oral gingivitis! |
4 | Adie Pena | 26 | Can you please give me right now all the human ... = The adult students can shortly tell that we ha... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | World number one, Novak Djokovic beat holder Ra... = The rare, hot man never looked like losing Wim... |
6 | Harshal M | 12 | A man went to a store in the midst of March to ... = She weeped, "A dirty moron! The damn diamond t... |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | A few of Amy Winehouse's hits predicting her ea... = But we find that Amy's real foreboding "hits" ... |
8 | nedesto | 9 | "From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sa... = Ahab's threat to sea behemoth's life is a pret... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Bill Gates' foundation challenge: to reinvent toilet = Then villages'll get fine "Eco-Latrine" unit. Not too bad! |
10 | David Bourke | 8 | Actress Isabella Fiorella Elettra Giovanna Rosse... = An Italian, great in all sorts of roles, I bel... |
11 | Ellie Dent | 4 | We remember the tale: a fine sample of a teaser... = To which William Shakespeare, a man of speech ... |
Total points: | 197 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 47 | Phone rang. Demanding mother-in-law just coming for a sudden long visit. Oh, see I'm screwed! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 36 | "Hell, I'm just gonna go down and record some danged seafish, then I'm coming up." - Steve R. Irwin. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Listen A nightjar's song. Danger looming: Man unmoved, Opens fire. How wretched... Music died. |
4 | David Bourke | 17 | "The coming sad, sorrowful midsummer evening, God snatched Diana" - weeping Sir Elton John. |
5 | Don P Fortier | 15 | Imagine me discovering forum went down, crashing, and I just handled some long post here! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | When a juggler of no commitment missed, sending pins into a crowd. I never laughed so hard! |
7 | Adie Pena | 14 | 'Til seven cops descended on this hidden ongoing farm lot where mum's growing marijuana! |
8 | Larry Brash | 10 | The TV announced: Diana, Princess of Wales, injured. Glow... dimmer... God, she is gone! Grim month. |
8 | Harshal M | 10 | Then a cunning clown from Middle East jeopardised some high towers, moving US in danger. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | Calming view of golden-red sun just emerged in Hiroshima ponds. The war's coming to an end. |
11 | nedesto | 7 | "When a prejudiced demon's gun wrongs me as I'm having good times in Ford's Theatre." - Lincoln. |
12 | Dan Fortier | 4 | June's scorching end, and dives in a swimming pool lighten the mood for underwater games. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 3 | I'd see tots swerving in unmanned car. End of the world! Jesus, I'm going home! - Harold Camping. |
14 | View | 1 | Thought, a plain warning crossed mine mind - Jesus, End of the World is coming! Game over! End! |
Total points: | 205 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 47 | THE TOP TEN BEST SELLING MUSIC ARTISTS 1. Elv... = 1. The King. 2. Liverpool group. 3. Tran... |
2 | Harshal M | 35 | George is a radio announcer, and when he walks ... = Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I w... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 33 | A PREACHER'S SERMON I dreaded the first Servi... = 1 Do take one sip of brandy - don't gulp. ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | ALBUMS Frank Back to Black ... = ... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 11 | MIRANDA WARNING You have the right to remain s... = Hey, asshole! We are the sassy vice squad. ... |
6 | nedesto | 10 | Bobby Knight, died, went to heaven, and met God... ~ in every window corner: the shiny Purdue logo... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | What is the difference between a north US villa... = Well, the northern fairy tale begins, "Once u... |
8 | View | 5 | [7 reasons why women cheat] 1. There's no passi... = 1. Ah. absence of top orgasm! 2. To 'hide ... |
Total points: | 159 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 53 | Fulke Greville's sonnet Caelica 86 anagrammed into three sonnets depicting symbols from the three major monotheistic rel... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Puns and Groaners (I. M. Apologetic) |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | THE SIGN OF THE '400': Being a continuation of the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes |
4 | Tony Crafter | 14 | This is the menu for the Ark (children's charity) fundraising gala dinner, held in London recently. |
5 | Harshal M | 8 | BRIGHT STAR |
5 | Tony Crafter | 8 | WARNING By Jenny Joseph |
7 | nedesto | 7 | All that is gold does not glitter |
8 | Adie Pena | 2 | THE SEVENTH MONTH by Monty Gilmer |
Total points: | 129 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | What is penetration? = A penis into her twat! |
2 | Adie Pena | 29 | Sodomite: ~ "Some do it!" |
3 | View | 24 | There is no passion = Penis is a short one. |
4 | David Bourke | 14 | Orgasmic meditation = I master aid to coming! |
5 | nedesto | 11 | Auguste Rodin's statue of The Thinker in Paris ~ sits farther up needing to take a ruinous shit. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Prophylactic sheath = To catch 'happy relish'. |
7 | Dean Mayer | 9 | A pair of crotchless panties = One that is clear of crap/piss. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Man seduces hog, ~ he cums and goes. |
9 | Ed Pegg Jr | 4 | Keith Rupert Murdoch = The Pu*rid Moth*r*ucker! |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.360) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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