GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 31 | I abhor vegetarianism = I'm against a herbivore |
2 | Adie Pena | 25 | Pageantries = Greasepaint. |
3 | Dean Mayer | 24 | Railway timetables = Late - wait miserably. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 22 | Tabloid newspaper headlines = Aliens and people with beards. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 19 | Self-immolation = Lit, I'm soon flame. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 18 | Becoming obese = One becomes big. |
7 | Tom Myers | 17 | Buried landmines = Lads die in number. |
8 | View | 15 | Medal of Honor = Hero? Damn fool! |
9 | Harshal M | 13 | Hint of trees ~ in the forest. |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 13 | Licorice allsort = I recall its color. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 10 | Normal conversation = Am noncontroversial. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 6 | All style, no substance = Yells, "Neat but no class!" |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The decision to adopt = I hope to add nice tots. |
14 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | An astrologist = A 'star sign' tool. |
14 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | Underdogs = Done drugs. |
16 | Ellie Dent | 2 | The biblical 'Three Wise Men,' or 'The Three Kings' = Here the trio, willing men, seek the Christ babe. |
17 | Scott Gardner | 0 | Native Americans ‡ Never Asiatic man. |
Total points: | 231 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.425) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 54 | A vodka martini shaken, not stirred = That is a drink one movie star drank. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 35 | A great new movie "The King's Speech" = Theme is when George VI can't speak. |
3 | Ivan Andonov | 23 | Philip Seymour Hoffman = I'm hero of unhappy films. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 20 | William Shakespeare's 'The Taming Of The Shrew' = Theme is: waspish female Kate losing her wrath. |
4 | Harshal M | 20 | Leonardo da Vinci's "Vitruvian Man" = Marvelous and vivid incarnation. |
6 | Andrew Brehaut | 18 | See Nadal hit tennis lob = It lands on the baseline. |
7 | David Bourke | 17 | The Dutch artist Pieter Cornelis Mondriaan = Paint made in three rather distinct colours! |
8 | Ellie Dent | 10 | A French Impressionist = Hint: scene is from Paris. |
8 | View | 10 | Last tango in Paris = Italian's stag porn. |
10 | Dean Mayer | 8 | Talent show auditions = I so want that delusion. |
11 | Paul Pan | 7 | Singer Steven Patrick Morrissey = Rock star in very pessimist genre. |
11 | Adie Pena | 7 | "Gulliver's Travels," a motion picture in Three-D = The stranger came on ride to survive Lilliput. |
13 | Don Rogers | 6 | Chief Inspector Clouseau = Act uses French police? "Oui!" |
14 | Rosie Perera | 4 | The Screen Actors Guild Awards = &*%$ (lewd cuss)! I'd rather get an Oscar! |
Total points: | 239 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.341) |
1 | Larry Brash | 47 | Australian Floods = Our island's afloat! |
2 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 22 | The flooding in Eastern Australia = Rain fell... A huge disaster to nation! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 21 | Rain, sleet, snow and ice = Can see loads in winter. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 20 | The Presidential State of the Union address = It's dreadful ideas he presents to the nation. |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 18 | Brisbane = Rain ebbs. |
6 | Adie Pena | 13 | Sarah Palin's reality series "Alaska" is not renewed = An earlier analysis: Her last episode was a stinker! |
6 | Dean Mayer | 13 | Fraudulent expenses claims = MPs' finances elude tax rules. |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 12 | Chain reaction = Chance in a riot. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Amanda Knox revisits court on latest appeal hearing = DNA on stain shall prove I am not Perugia sex-attacker. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | "This is our generation's Sputnik moment." (Barack Obama) = I notice the man's asking us to embark upon a Mars orbit! |
11 | View | 7 | U.S. Begins Evacuation Flights From Cairo = Thus Americans leaving focus of big riot. |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | Republicans' opinion? Cut ~ public insurance option! |
13 | Harshal M | 6 | Obama's third State of the Union Address = That boss of the mad nation did reassure! |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Cold turkey leftovers = Defrost lovely tucker. |
14 | David Bourke | 5 | Egyptian democracy is a shambles ~ as a giant pyramid scheme close by! |
16 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Bombing at Moscow's Domodedovo airport = Boom, bang, doom amidst poor Soviet crowd. |
Total points: | 219 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.421) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 29 | The American actor and director Charlie Chaplin = I cheer lad in hat and iconic tramp character role. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden = I'm a slim, mad bonehead and I wanna bomb! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | The Prime Minister of Italy Silvio Berlusconi = I'm this entirely evil corruptible mafiosi son. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi = I proclaim virility on nubile mistresses. |
5 | Mia D | 16 | Natalie Portman = Mantrap, not a lie! |
6 | David Bourke | 15 | The artist Piet Mondrian = It is that modern painter! |
7 | Paul Pan | 14 | Angela Dorothea Merkel = Hate German leader look. |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 13 | Serena and Venus Williams = A man in us will send a serve. |
9 | View | 12 | Actress Sophia Loren = A crass plot's heroine. |
10 | Ed Pegg Jr | 11 | Political subversion = Silvio "Pat" Berlusconi. |
10 | Larry Brash | 11 | Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier = Bad advice could enable a jury. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | The aviator, Miss Amelia Mary Earhart. = "My arrival time...ahem...Is that a sea roar?" |
13 | Ellie Dent | 9 | William Shakespeare, the Bard = While bleak, praise the dramas. |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Salman Taseer, governor of the Punjab province. = A grave, not justice, for a non-proven blasphemer. |
15 | Tom Myers | 6 | Germany's evil dictator Adolph Hitler = I plan a Third Reich. Lost. Led to my grave. |
16 | Harshal M | 4 | The famous director Steven Spielberg = Best ever; gathered our top films since. |
17 | Scott Gardner | 3 | Theseus and the Minotaur = I hunt out "steer's head" man. |
18 | Dean Mayer | 2 | Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi = Sinister criminal; permit lies, obviously. |
19 | Andrew Brehaut | 1 | Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban = Link thin maiden and rock beau. |
Total points: | 229 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.475) |
1 | Larry Brash | 33 | The Periodic Table of Elements = Al, Be, C, Ds, Fe, He, I, Mo, Ne, Po, Re, Te, Ti, Tl... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 33 | A Rorschach Test = Character shots. |
3 | Harshal M | 26 | The United States of America = I must eradicate the fat ones! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Master of Business Administration = End aim is to run firms, obtain assets. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | The Cancer Research Foundation = Honest chance to find a rare cure. |
6 | Adie Pena | 17 | The Statue of Liberty on Liberty Island = Let's see a lofty Bartholdi tribute in NY. |
6 | Dean Mayer | 17 | The North Sea's oil platforms = Important to shares of Shell. |
8 | Paul Pan | 15 | Budweiser = Die, US brew! |
9 | AlanY | 9 | World Society for the Protection of Animals = We chiefly comfort tortoise, tapir, and loons. |
10 | View | 7 | Victoria's Secret Fashion ~ is favorite corsets chain. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | The Children of Israel = Sole arch-fiend? Hitler! |
12 | Scott Gardner | 5 | The Lewis and Clark Expedition = Their walk deep in exotic lands. |
12 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | The Stratosphere Tower in Las Vegas = Here's a set worth pleasant vertigos! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Consumer Electronics Show = MS controls new user choice. |
15 | Ed Pegg Jr | 4 | Reince Priebus = Nice repub rise. |
16 | Andrew Brehaut | 3 | Kandahar Province in Afghanistan = Fanatic having spare Koran in hand. |
Total points: | 225 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.410) |
1 | Adie Pena | 65 | ... = ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Since that dreadful snow came, all my wife does... = After a wild, lost night out, Victor Chisler w... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | So, did you hear about the impending merger of ... = I doubt the buyer board, in regrouping, takes ... |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 25 | The United States Congresswoman Gabrielle D. Giffords = Sad deed... woman gets shot in brain, struggles for life, etc. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 10 | The National Strategy for Trusted Identities in ... = A policy is strict, targets eBay: need an ID t... |
6 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | Underground hip hop artists that some young Ame... = I am reminding that an unruly antithesis to Sn... |
7 | Harshal M | 5 | The Oscars' nominations will release on Tuesday... = Smart, unfinished, wealthy actors on a list en... |
8 | Andrew Brehaut | 4 | The owner of the social network Facebook - Mark... = Bankable geek can rocket from zero to hit hero... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 4 | The road to truth is long, and lined the entire... = 'A JOURNEY': exit Tony Blair, and bloodstained... |
Total points: | 181 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.273) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 37 | "The Diary of Anne Frank", knowing a positive outlook would surely teach me how to be wise, beyond just today. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | I know! I would seek to take one widely overrated autobiography of Bush just to clean my fanny in the woods! |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | A New York phone book, to yield what bathroom tissue any don could need to live away weeks on just fig fruit |
4 | Dean Mayer | 15 | 'Cookery With Sand', 'Feed Me A Parakeet' or 'So Kid, You've Got No Sun Tan Lotion' would be justifiable. Why? Why not? |
5 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Er... 'How To Make A Boat Out of Driftwood?' You're joking! Why would I even be seen on that pesky island? It's lunacy... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | "How To Kill and Cook Out in the Wild: Keep Busy, Eat Great Stuff, and Enjoy Variety" by Rowan Simon O. Wodehouse. |
6 | David Bourke | 11 | No, not ONE book title yet published - you do know how I'd rather if you gave me a new Kindle, just for castaways! |
6 | Paul Pan | 11 | "I Love Fiji" - Sole cookout for one, wet. - Gnaw hot seaweed, yum. - Utter: "No kayak ahoy!" - Hand-print best b... |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | I took a new-found "Playboy". You know the reason--not to view; I just read the few good articles, like my husband! |
9 | AlanY | 9 | I'd enjoy taking a cautionary Lord of the Flies: mob shouts, "Hunt down two boys!" Would it keep everyone awake! |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Fiction genius like Fyodor Dostoevsky, I bet? Orwell? No, sunbathe to death on a too warm June day! Why wake up? |
11 | Larry Brash | 8 | A few I'd own: "A Month Lost" "Take-out Food Weekly" "Enjoy Pubic Wigs" "Toby's Holiday Adventure in North Korea" |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | I know a key wood guide - Ray Mears' "Essential Bushcraft" Not only keep alive, but enjoy wood with food to hunt! |
14 | Harshal M | 4 | I know! I devote to a jolly published Face-book of sweet nature. (And no rusty homework is due tonight anyway.) |
15 | Adie Pena | 3 | We, too, pick the Holy Bible to ask of Your name, awoken with a devout joy, nurtured on endless days of waiting. |
15 | View | 3 | Are you joking, dud? So easy to fathom! Everyone will take the best option - unruly Face-BOOK and with Windows! |
17 | Andrew Brehaut | 0 | - "Orb Names: A Journey into the Psychology of a Ball" - "Huts Weaved out of Weed" - "Trunk Wood Kiyaks: Twine Editi... |
Total points: | 191 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.515) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | Late one night an old lady rang her vet and ask... = The elderly lady was standing at the cruise s... |
2 | Larry Brash | 29 | The Headache A married couple were invited to t... = His wife sidled up to him and as she was a rat... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | ... = A few days later, they were again sharing bre... |
4 | Adie Pena | 17 | ... = ... |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 16 | David received a parrot for his birthday. The b... = He heard the entrapped bird screech, kick, ba... |
6 | Harshal M | 12 | 10 THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT ANAGRAMMY.COM AND ANA... = 10 THINGS I WONDER ABOUT ANAGRAMMY.COM AND AN... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 11 | "The anger, the hatred, the bigotry that goes o... = Jared Loughner shot Gabby Giffords in the hea... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Thanks for time to be together, turkey, talk, an... = T for taxbreak taken, tact, tea...then turn th... |
9 | View | 1 | Never be rude to an Arab, An Israeli, or Saudi... = Never be rude to a Spaniard Never be rude to... |
Total points: | 155 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Adie Pena | 32 | After being lost at sea for almost two years, the Aviatrix Amelia Mary Earhart was finally declared legally dead in JANU... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | YOUR SONG By Elton John |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Two jokes |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Understanding Engineers |
5 | Harshal M | 9 | A thorough list of ten lively masterworks nominated for the Best Picture Academy Award: |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Married in white, you have chosen all right. |
7 | Harshal M | 7 | Toy Story plot anagrammed into Toy Story 2 plot. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | two poems by e.e. cummings |
9 | Harshal M | 6 | BRIEF CUTOUT FROM THE THRILLER By Michael Jackson |
Total points: | 137 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 31 | Please, no Rude anagrams in subject lines = Manners! Spare us bleeding ejaculations! |
2 | David Bourke | 20 | Repressed masculine homosexuality = Dreams surely see a six-inch tool up me! |
2 | View | 20 | An erect phallus = Cunt's a real help! |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | How can you tell for sure if she is a virgin or not? = Only her vaginal orifice's route is shut... for now. |
5 | Ivan Andonov | 15 | Invade her tit ~ at the drive-in! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | Faulty condoms = Nasty cum flood. |
7 | Adie Pena | 12 | Asian ladies gave ~ a vaginal disease. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Group of male masturbators = Or, arms-a-blur poofs' tug-team'! |
9 | Dean Mayer | 4 | An erectile dysfunction sufferer = Intercourse is funny; left face red. |
Total points: | 138 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.346) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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