| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 30 | Absence makes the heart grow fonder = We embark and ache for togetherness. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 28 | Masculinity = Ain't I muscly? |
3 | David Bourke | 18 | A memorial stone: ~ "No more time, alas!" |
4 | Scott Gardner | 13 | Medical insurance = Cure? Send in a claim! |
5 | View | 12 | Boneyard = Body near. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The slash-and-burn deforestation = Set bush on fire and roast the land. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 9 | Americans include ~ medical insurance. |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus = Be warned. Fact is apparent: Our lungs need that air! |
9 | Ed Pegg Jr | 6 | "A sot enters a hotel bar ..." ~ sets the table on a roar. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | The Spring arrives = Vert, her sap rising! |
10 | Nikola Zivanovic | 4 | Hospital treatment = Patient lost the arm. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 4 | But only be lint ~ in belly button. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Medical insurances ~ mean clinic assured. |
14 | Debra Dee Freeman | 2 | Mainstream Science = A Mr. A. Einstein's E-mcc. |
15 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | After Monday and Tuesday, the weekly calendars ~ casually note a shady and yet needed remark: W T F. |
Total points: | 152 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.556) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | Michelangelo's art in the Sistine Chapel = Masterpiece shall shine on that ceiling! |
1 | Scott Gardner | 33 | George A. Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" = Good God, there's a real frightening movie! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Charles Darwin's 'On the Origin of Species' ~ showed certain life-progression chains. |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | 'American Idol' (Season Nine) = One-dimensional canaries! |
5 | Tom Myers | 11 | English author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson = Lewis Carroll -- odd sage, unhinged thoughts. |
5 | View | 11 | Alice's Adventures in Wonderland = Enslaved in unascertained world. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | How much is that doggie in the window? = How I want him, dog within. God, he's cute! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | American Classic "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee = Black "bird" is choice man in rape trial's legal mockery. |
9 | David Bourke | 6 | The Country and Western singer Dolly Rebecca Parton = Staring tersely, we concentrate only on her DD-cup bra! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 3 | "Ideas Worth Spreading" = Wording is a TED phrase. |
Total points: | 145 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Bill Gates is no longer the world's richest man = The Carlos Slim billions negate nerd's growth. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 19 | The suicide bombers in Moscow = Women subscribe to homicides. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tom Myers | 16 | The Holy See, Pope Benedict XVI = Pedophiles, they've been toxic. |
3 | Adie Pena | 16 | Paedophiliac priests = Pope: "It is a child's rape!" |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Coloured Easter eggs = Select a gorgeous red. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 12 | The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act = It can appear to affect the record national debt! |
7 | David Bourke | 11 | Catholic priests abusing children = Cursed archbishop sitting in a cell. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | President Obama's fight for his health care plan = He helps North America rip this last bandage off. |
9 | Nikola Zivanovic | 8 | The coalition agreement = An election aim, together. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Happy Resurrection Sunday = He'd risen up; a country prays. |
11 | View | 4 | British pair faces jail time in Dubai over kiss = Demure Arabs jail if kissin' is prohibitive act |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Legal tender = Let Elgar end. |
Total points: | 142 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.462) |
1 | Adie Pena | 37 | The U.S. film director Kathryn Bigelow = "The Hurt Locker" wins big time for lady! |
2 | Scott Gardner | 28 | President Roosevelt of the USA = The result of a Depression vote. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Mary Shelley's Victor Frankenstein = "I invent scary, freaky hell-monsters!" |
4 | David Bourke | 20 | Michael Anthony Ashcroft = Tory cash machine? Not half! |
5 | View | 16 | President Akio Toyoda = Toyota in dark episode. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Hint: He runs a fancy harem of pert young blondes = Playboy's 'ancient' founder, Hugh Marston Hefner. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The journalist Roger Boyes = Rarely got serious job, then! |
8 | Ellie Dent | 7 | The 'Alice in Wonderland' author, Lewis Carroll = Oh, I'll write: create chaos... all in an underworld! |
Total points: | 152 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.296) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 46 | The Apple Corporation = Laptop, iPhone creator. |
2 | View | 29 | A Toyota Prius = It's a ropy auto. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 27 | International Prostitutes Collective = Tarts in union all vote to elicit respect. |
4 | Ed Pegg Jr | 16 | The Supreme Court = Ruth creeps me out. |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia = Nice babes at a sun-dry holiday! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | The Coca Cola drinks company = So try a nice cold can, OK, champ? |
7 | David Bourke | 7 | The Eagle Tavern, Rochester = Let's create hangover there! |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | Chocolate Cheerios = Ooh, choicest cereal! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Art Institute of Chicago = If unartistic, go to teach! |
Total points: | 151 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 34 | A very drunk man stumbling out of a bar, bumps i... = "But I'll prove it", says the drunk, "in my pub... |
2 | Adie Pena | 21 | THE WORLD'S FIVE DEADLIEST SNAKES* 1. Fierce ... = PICKING PEOPLE SEEN AS WORST EVER, GUARANTEED:... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Washington man electrocuted by urinating on power line = Democrat wanting to pee, encountering a burn on his willy. |
3 | David Bourke | 14 | Gay couples now able to marry in religious prem... = Grooms pose seriously for embrace, bin the flo... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | Super Pick Up Lines - I lost my number. Can I ... = Foul Pick Up Lines - Could I show you the in... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Stephen Byers, Patricia Hewitt and Geoff Hoon s... = The MP's for hire won a lobbyist's payout, off... |
7 | Scott Gardner | 9 | Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Adventure of the Musgr... = Holmes can hunt out a hidden vault for very gr... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | "Reality has but one shape; hope is many-shaped... = Very deep, Johann! Also gets happy Obamas in t... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 6 | "Life is what happens to you when you're busy m... = "Um... no, John. Hell in NY, by one lone freak... |
Total points: | 128 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 33 | The brunette hair, Her skin of pearl, Brilliant as a fire Or moonlight on the snow; None may compare To this girl ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 20 | A noble wife has many roles. Use them! Loyal partner in marriage. Port I go to, if in a storm. Chef in kitchen Har... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 11 | ... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 11 | 1. Hobo 2. Clothier 3. Rifleman 4. Mariner 5. Heir to a fortune 6. Skint man 7. Sponger 8. Pilferer Ha! Always... |
6 | Larry Brash | 10 | What I'm looking for in a bride: ... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | 'I record fifteen years of bliss with a one-in-a-million partner. Hear I am in luck too - her heart belongs to this ma... |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | The human I hope can be near? An offered reply is now clear: Often I look at this Real hot hero in bliss... I am s... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 6 | I'm a lone girl, not in a pair; for all the best, brightest men are taken or homos. I can't say "I do" to an inferior, c... |
10 | David Bourke | 2 | This I'd rather like... Sienna Miller, in a registry office tomorrow, reception in a pub, sort her all night, then for a... |
10 | View | 2 | Brilliant career, Fine mother, So frank, cool. Fair brains. This list not long enough! Ta, Sweetheart! I'm hap... |
Total points: | 125 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | A guy was having a drink in the bar of the depa... = A burglar broke into an apartment one night. ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 34 | RECIPE FOR PEACE 1 Statement of Open Honesty ... = RECIPE FOR DISASTER 1 President 1 Vice-Pre... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 31 | A priest driving to an appointment after church... = Stopping over into a bar, Mike addresses Char... |
4 | View | 3 | Siobhan Magnus Casey James Michael Lynche Didi B... = 'American Idol' season nine mad saga: ten sing... |
Total points: | 110 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.190) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 37 | Three way puzzle |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The Snake (By Emily Dickinson) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 16 | ALONE By Edgar Allan Poe |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | A Thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever (John Keats) |
5 | Tony Crafter | 7 | RASPUTIN By Boney M. |
6 | Adie Pena | 5 | WATERS OF MARCH |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | A Busy Day in Heaven |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | I Hear America Singing (Walt Whitman) |
Total points: | 102 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Larry Brash | 21 | This may contain traces of nuts = Fact: That is in anyone's scrotum. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The female reproductive system = Hey! Sperm detects a fertile ovum! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | Plug in arse = Pleasuring! |
4 | David Bourke | 9 | Sleeping together on the first date = He's gotten deep into the girl faster! |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | A teenage girl using a dildo = Gal used genital region aid. |
5 | Adie Pena | 7 | Deviant sexual behavior = An abusive ex-lover had it! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Rambunctious = Is a bum or cunt. |
7 | View | 5 | Penis and scrotum= Man's epic rod, nuts. |
Total points: | 91 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.471) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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