| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Ed Pegg Jr | 36 | Triple chocolate square = Atherosclerotic plaque. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 29 | Rain, sleet, snow = A winter, no less! |
3 | Tom Myers | 24 | Computer malware = Worm alert came up. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | A controlled substance = Collect, snort and abuse. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 19 | The compulsive liar = Me? I shall cover it up! |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | Religious fundamentalism = Loud arguments in families. |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | The Four Seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter = Lush green, warm sun, life stops ... and frost remain. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The professional rodeo ring = Single rider on top of a horse. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Sponsors a child = Donor slips cash. |
10 | Paul Pan | 9 | Glory hole = Hello, orgy! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Hint: Hunk on a nag. It is Mr. Right! = That knight in shining armour. |
11 | Larry Brash | 4 | Viewer discretion is advised = Vivid cases? Indeed, it worries. |
13 | View | 2 | Cruelty to animals = Normally, it's acute. |
14 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 1 | Sting grenade = Gets in danger! |
14 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | The definition of religious fundamentalism = If guidelines are emotions, not mindful faith. |
16 | Andrew Brehaut | 0 | A Scottish lake = Stake it's a loch. |
Total points: | 200 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.457) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 64 | Director James Cameron = Set major cinema record. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 24 | Claude Monet: 'Impression Sunrise (Soleil Levant)' = Men could see its promise in natural loveliness. |
3 | Adie Pena | 19 | The Leno and O'Brien fiasco = NBC retained a foolish one! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | Best actor in a leading role = I get billed to earn an Oscar. |
5 | View | 17 | The Old Man and the Sea = Honest hand-made tale. |
6 | Tom Myers | 16 | St. Trinian's = Tarts in sin. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Director James Cameron's blockbuster film "Avatar" = Fond critic: "Remarkable! Master cast! Marvelous job!" |
8 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The Golden Globe Awards Ceremony, California. = Celebrities all come. Why? For a gong and a drone! |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | The jazz guitarist/singer George Benson = The Ibanez nigger just triggers a snooze! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 7 | The Soup Nazi from "Seinfeld" = Zealot of hip friends' menus. |
11 | Scott Gardner | 3 | Claude Monet's "Snow at Argenteuil" = Gentleman was out in austere cold. |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 0 | Author Jodi Picoult: "My Sister's Keeper" = I typed "Justice stops leukemia horror". |
Total points: | 197 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.353) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 36 | We fear more plane blast alerts in the year 2010 = Are we really a lot safer than in September 2001? |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The Haitian disaster = I hear that aid is sent. |
3 | Paul Pan | 22 | Holiday Inn offers a trial human bed-warming service = A trim Rumanian blonde was fired for having icy heels. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Defiant Mr. T Blair attends the Chilcot Inquiry = "Truth behind Iraq conflict - namely, I started it!" |
5 | Adie Pena | 16 | Sarah Palin, a TV news commentator? = That woman's crap is a normal event! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Warren Beatty gloats he has bedded more than 12,... = 12,775 lays! Not bad, eh? Bet he has got a red-... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | I offer charity to serve ~ Haiti recovery efforts. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | The Republic of Haiti = I hit a relief botch-up. |
8 | Tom Myers | 9 | Obama's State of the Union = To Senate: "I am not 'Oaf' Bush" |
10 | Dan Fortier | 8 | Burj Dubai is so tall! = Arab oil just builds. |
11 | View | 7 | Ivo Josipovic, Croatia's new President = Decisive win jars a covert opposition. |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | Ian Stafford, resigns as the Mayor of Preesall = He stole panties off ordinary farm gals' arses. |
13 | David Bourke | 5 | The New Labour party are finished = Brown the pariah in defeat, surely. |
14 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Today, Wednesday, is the Holocaust Memorial Day = May say I recall the way thousands doomed to die. |
Total points: | 195 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 36 | Conan Christopher O'Brien = Top honor in his NBC career. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | Hosts Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien = So, only one can earn this job. |
3 | View | 30 | The Italian sculptor Nicola Pisano = I can cut, tailor, polish a plain stone. |
4 | Paul Pan | 27 | Miley Cyrus = Yes, I'm curly. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | William Hugh Tunstall-Pedoe = I am so well hung that I pulled. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 18 | The Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood. = Thin old artiste's worn-out? Or going senile! |
7 | Adie Pena | 16 | Salvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dali i Domenech = He'll conceive major mad idea of odd oil paintings! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | The world-famous film director Federico Fellini = Filled with cool frenetic, if lurid, dreams of Rome. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | Brigadier General Sekouba Konate = As token leader, I grab broke Guinea. |
9 | David Bourke | 1 | The Right Honourable Peter David Robinson = To provide Northern Ireland babies, though? |
Total points: | 196 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 70 | McDonalds Restaurant chain = Standard lunch to Americans. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 25 | The Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco = That aging design on reinforced cables. |
3 | Adie Pena | 18 | Gustave's Eiffel Tower (Paris, France) ~ offers rapt guests a fine, clear view! |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 17 | The Jacksonville International Airport = Atlantic jetliners phone in to OK arrival. |
5 | Adrian Hickford | 12 | The Crown Prosecution Service = Here we press court conviction. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | The new computer named "iPad" = Deem "iTampon" a wretched pun! |
6 | Paul Pan | 11 | Port-Au-Prince = Crap, eruption! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Prone to bet? One link: ~ onlinepokerbot.net. |
8 | View | 9 | The Guantanamo Bay prison = Bash any poor, gaunt inmate! |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | The Afro-Americans ‡ Fear no racism hate. |
11 | Don Fortier | 5 | Its name today is Burj Khalifa = A flair jams into the Dubai sky. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 5 | Manhattanite fortune cookie ~ in the foam take-out container. |
13 | Tony Crafter | 1 | The Black Hole of Calcutta = Bleak hutch. Cell too. A fact. |
Total points: | 200 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | David Bourke | 33 | Obese passengers to be charged double to fly wit... = Sarah Ferguson got considerably clobbered with... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 27 | This gent entered a bar and sat by this woman, ... = He patted it, but it snarled and bit him. He... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 26 | His Highness, John 'celebrity pilot' Travolta w... = ...and it is for what purpose? The very last t... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | "It's wonderful to be part of a place that so va... = Palin's pat words celebrated future of a load ... |
5 | Adie Pena | 17 | The film, James Cameron's "Avatar," earns a bil... = A brilliant L.A. craftsman's movie on a jarhea... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | A cynic's stand: Far-right motives mirror Orwel... = Ministry of Truth slogan: "War is peace, Freed... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 15 | (The notice board sign) 'COME TO CH**RCH! WHAT'S MISSING? UR!' = Church's criticism bemoaning these rats who don't go! |
8 | Paul Pan | 14 | Pat Robertson says Haiti paying for 'pact to the devil' = Live proof that preacher's nasty. Pity. I bid, go to Satan! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Hope for Haiti Now - A Global Benefit for Earthq... = Fair Bono offering to help the bleak area for ... |
Total points: | 178 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.281) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 24 | Better show extended visa for Earth while we test your underwear's cavities for a small ticking bomb. |
2 | Larry Brash | 20 | Whatever BS research it was we had, in future, do not ever stick two big flexible metal rods into my arse. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | What I'd want to know is how come UFO's fly. The terrible 'air saucer' design vexes me! A bird travels better! |
3 | Don Fortier | 16 | I think we'd avert a shooting war if we tried a curt, safe "Don't evict us, Beeblebrox. we're mostly harmless!" |
3 | Andrew Brehaut | 16 | The large-eared sixties hybrid Vulcan starcrew member avowed of others, "It's life, but not as we know it." |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | Well, why visit a deserted New Mexico lot and not the favorite suburbs of America where Star Trek's big? |
7 | Paul Pan | 10 | Borat observes the chic UFO driver's firm green tits and killer butt: "Wawaweewa! Ah, let's do sexy time, no?" |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | You've been transmitting these bad field-circles to us? What for? We believed it was Mr. hoaxer's artwork! |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | We'd embrace them as tourists, but first we'd verify wreckage is no silver-tinted weather balloon hoax! |
10 | Dan Fortier | 8 | Whew! You exist?! A shame! We'd trek over to the World Leader, but Obama's servicing brittle finances first! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Hey, what? Looking to visit Roswell, New Mexico, afterwards? Free advice: It's rather drab, but must be seen. |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | New vagrant - ... |
12 | View | 7 | How about some sex? I believe you never did it with earthlings. Let's front fear matter - screw backwards! |
14 | Adrian Hickford | 5 | Daleks! CHRIST! We're nervous... Gibberish, worldwide. But the alien craft moves way too fast... "EXTERMINATE!!" |
15 | David Bourke | 4 | We reckon (if the little silver bastards visit)...a warm Bronx cheer as we said "Goodbye!"...then we turf 'em out! |
15 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Do you ever text, Twitter? What is social address in Facebook? Bring new members? Whatever. Earth is full. |
17 | Hans-Peter Reich | 0 | Know, I remember the first situation: I saw wax-face Cher's worst 'Believe' and verbally stuttered "Oh God". |
Total points: | 176 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.548) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 39 | The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'qu... = ANNOYING COMPUTER FAULT. I was having major... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 35 | A Texan cowboy stopped in at a restaurant follo... = The diplomatic server explained, "I am so sor... |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | The teacher handed out to the children some Lif... = "It's Coffee? Beer?" Leo deduced. "No." T... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Marriage Vows 'to have and to hold from this ... = Gamophobia (even lovers row) Life's hard an... |
Total points: | 147 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.185) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 51 | A Shakespeare sonnet with some relevance to this recent tragedy, anagrammed into another sonnet which contains an initia... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 25 | The Retired Husband |
3 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The doctor entered the wardroom |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | EYE OF THE TIGER By Survivor |
4 | Adie Pena | 17 | JANUARY MORN Nelda Hartmann |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | National Anthem of Vegetariana by Lloyd Elkin Brown |
Total points: | 131 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Wayne Baisley | 20 | Remington ~ Mingetron. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Ha! Scientists formally claim the G-spot doesn't... = It's a sex-myth. So, let's go find that clitor... |
3 | David Bourke | 17 | The Remington lady's electric shaver = It is clear...her snatch gently removed! |
4 | View | 16 | Male Genital Piercings = Gleaming penis-article. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | A genital wart = In a large twat. |
6 | Larry Brash | 11 | Cruelty to animals = Yell: "I'm a sorta cunt!" |
7 | Adie Pena | 9 | A huge clitoris = Oh, a girl is cute! |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | Naughtiest words = Ass! Dung! Tit! Whore! |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 5 | Large breasted women = Two resembled a range! |
9 | Dan Fortier | 5 | Ladies' G-Spot finder = Lifting a dress, dope! |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Pee lovers = Sleepover. |
Total points: | 127 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.478) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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