| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Adie Pena | 23 | Yes, most realized later ~ size really does matter! |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | Antique furniture = Quainter in future. |
2 | Andrew Brehaut | 22 | Overwound bankers = Nervous breakdown. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 21 | You are history = I hate you... sorry. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Dried flower arrangements = Redeem garlands for winter. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 18 | A torrid love scene? = Read erotic novels. |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 14 | Vibrates = It's a verb. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
8 | Paul Klenk | 13 | Gourmet = More gut. |
8 | View | 13 | Cutthroat = Act to hurt. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Fallopian tubes = Plans about life. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | Unfettered capitalism = I trust, tap in, am fleeced. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Macular degeneration = No miracle guaranteed. |
13 | Paul Pan | 6 | Foreclosures ‡ Cure roofless! |
14 | Ed Pegg Jr | 5 | To understand the lab bench ~ burn the candle at both ends. |
Total points: | 210 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.389) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 48 | Water Lilies ('Nympheas') by Claude-Oscar Monet = I create many atmospheric blues, and yellows. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 38 | Raphael, "Deposition from the Cross" = Paint corpse of the Lord or Messiah. |
3 | View | 33 | Famous actress Katie Holmes = Hot female ass. Ask Tom Cruise. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 28 | "Dancing With the Stars" = Watch their standings! |
5 | Larry Brash | 19 | The French Impressionist School of Artists = He's from this concise short list of painters. |
6 | Adie Pena | 18 | Tenor Placido = Old 'n' operatic. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Walt Disney's 'High School Musical' = Long, acclaimed hit-show is slushy. |
8 | Andrew Brehaut | 10 | Transrealism = In art's realms. |
Total points: | 208 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.222) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 75 | A crisis on Wall Street ~ will start a recession. |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 23 | Republican campaigning = McCain: Bugger. Palin: Pain. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 21 | Iceland to fall now, blaming ~ global financial meltdown. |
3 | David Bourke | 21 | The Prime Minister Gordon Brown = Borrowing renders him impotent! |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | O.J. Simpson guilty verdict = Providing justice... mostly. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Songstress Madonna and Producer Guy Ritchie = Thud! So Rocco's parents' 'undying' marriage ends? |
6 | Paul Klenk | 11 | Sub-prime mortgage = Premium to beggars. |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure = Pants' rotten odor curbs the risk of illness! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | John McCain says to David Letterman, "I screwed up." = Nice save! Just direct some charm and downplay it. |
10 | Scott Gardner | 6 | The Troopergate scandal = Sarah not to get replaced? |
11 | View | 4 | Another huge Dow loss = Lowest. So hard! Enough! |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 2 | Fumbling at one's claim = Global Finance Summit. |
Total points: | 206 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 41 | Bruce Palin = Republican. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 29 | Runner Lord Sebastian Newbold Coe = Unbeatable Londoner wins records. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 27 | Sarah Louise and Todd Mitchell Palin = The dud political lass and her oilman. |
4 | David Bourke | 21 | Leonard Goodman = An old-aged moron. |
5 | Adie Pena | 20 | George "Dubya" Bush = D'oh! Bye, U.S.A. bugger! |
6 | View | 18 | Chairman Bernanke = A rich 'n' mean banker. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan = Grin often appears smug, eh? |
8 | Paul Klenk | 11 | Barack Hussein Obama = Skin! Aroma! Such a babe! |
9 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Monsieur Edouard Manet = Moi? Use a nude? Modern art. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Christine Lagarde, France's foremost money woman = Can a former synchronised swimmer get one afloat? |
Total points: | 199 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 65 | US Election Day = You and I select. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 34 | The Mediterranean island of Cyprus = Suntan's a perfect holiday reminder. |
3 | Mick Tully | 32 | The Republican Party = Elephant-crap - Bury it! |
4 | View | 23 | The Caribbean islands = Here sit bad cannibals. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 14 | The Grand Mosque = Themes: God, Qur'an. |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | Transportation Security Administration = It's one damn irritant at U.S. city airports, no? |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The International Monetary Fund (IMF) = They lent infirm nation a fortune. Mad! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | The Godless Americans Political Action Committee = Democrats came in to compel atheistic legislation. |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 5 | The British National Party's Mini Manifesto = No rise of Islam in that empty Britannia shit. |
10 | Paul Klenk | 4 | Ambien = I ban 'em. |
Total points: | 208 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.278) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 64 | Rodgers and Hammerstein hit musical "The Sound of Music" = Fond Miss teaches smug Austrian children to hum "Do Re Mi" |
2 | Tony Crafter | 42 | The four group members: Benny Andersson, Bjorn U... = The famous ABBA. Stunning girls and jolly guys ... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 20 | An African American as President of the United States? = Can interested enthusiasm defeat frantic paranoias? |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | "When good people in any country cease their vi... = Clever planning can rig the November election;... |
4 | David A Green | 16 | The South African Society for Amateur Paleontologists = Aha! one of you nutters might locate a triceratops fossil. |
6 | Steve Reekie | 11 | This Anagram Artist software is way too complex ... = I may get a few words, tweak intricate extras, ... |
7 | Adie Pena | 8 | "You can't call yourself a maverick when all you... = One foe evaluated McCain: "Like a lucky Bush-... |
8 | DaveInLA | 4 | Tense America hates stupid Bush, if banks threatened too = The President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama. |
Total points: | 181 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 39 | That Democrat effortlessly defeats tired Republican foe to win the White House. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 24 | I'm totally indifferent to each side, who defeats who... suspect trouble thereafter. |
3 | David Bourke | 19 | No difference to me. At least Bush is out, hyperfast...farewell to the wretched idiot! |
4 | Larry Brash | 16 | Face the end! Obama (he's a pretty cool dude) is sure set for the win with little effort. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | The sweetest, youthful, Afro-American icon or this detested, whipt, feeble old fart? |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | I trust we'll see a Democratic win by the fifth; let's hope not to suffer a heated redo! |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | No testy stuffed shirt can defeat a cool-tempered liberal wit for the White House. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | We fancy it's the dude who'll, in effect, defeat the terrorist. Let's hope it's our Obama! |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 7 | Different web polls reiterate to the US that the Democrat should win office easy. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | We had all better direct utmost efforts to deny the Palin arse White House office. |
11 | Adrian Hickford | 5 | White House statement: "Leader search:- we offered the difficult post to Tony Blair!" |
12 | Adie Pena | 4 | Often frustrated, a dated McCain will forfeit the White House yet to peerless BHO! |
13 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Red States prefer the failed, obsolete, white old fart McCain to the fun, wise youth. |
14 | Andrew Brehaut | 2 | "Brehaut is the most steely candidate for the office's title!", wrote hopeful Andrew! |
15 | Steve Reekie | 1 | Of those they endorsed for true ethics, few tolerated impeachable faults in twit. |
16 | Mick Tully | 0 | Security's tottered. Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden effect White House power theft. |
Total points: | 170 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.516) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 67 | Read this question, come up with your answer an... = Answer: She was hoping that the man would ap... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 54 | Two elderly sisters were sitting out on a city ... = Her sister heard a commotion in the hall -- n... |
3 | Adie Pena | 31 | ... = ... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 10 | John Adams, as two-term Vice President to George... = Dan Something-or-other, the thin misfit who s... |
Total points: | 162 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.138) |
1 | Adie Pena | 42 | THESE ARE OUR RULES! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | OUR LAST SUMMER By Abba |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | If you still don't know what to be for Halloween... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | "MY CHERIE AMOUR" By Stevie Wonder |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | A palinode |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Ode to Palin |
Total points: | 126 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.273) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 36 | The Vagina Monologues = Gave to musing on a hole. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | 'Penthouse' and 'Playboy' found in college dormitories = Pupils merely felt bonus: good hand-eye coordination! |
3 | Adie Pena | 14 | Huge breasts; = Great bushes. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 14 | A masturbating male = Blue anagrammatist! |
5 | David Bourke | 11 | Lost virtues = It's over, slut! |
6 | Steve Reekie | 10 | A very busy holiday in a Thailand hotel room! = I root a shaved ladyboy. I hurt in my anal hole! |
6 | View | 10 | Place all rude anagrams in message body = Idea: Large boner can damage small pussy. |
8 | Larry Brash | 9 | An erotic video ‡ Avoid erection! |
9 | Paul Klenk | 6 | Is it wrong to pick my nose? = Two opinions: Germ; sticky. |
Total points: | 126 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.391) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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