| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | I'd do anything! = Had no dignity. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 38 | Message in a bottle = Item belongs at sea. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 24 | So draw ~ a sword. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Message in a bottle = Me being lost at sea. |
5 | Adie Pena with | 19 | Ambitiousness ~ is but one's aims. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 15 | Make-out session = Kiss to amuse one. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 12 | The large cats = Grace, stealth. |
8 | David Bourke | 11 | The Martians are coming = Aim: Get North Americans! |
8 | Larry Brash | 11 | Profoundly illiterate = Little fun... I read poorly. |
8 | Dan Fortier | 11 | Procrastinate = I start no caper. |
11 | Andrew Brehaut | 8 | Walls of the castle = Fellows scale that. |
12 | Paul Pan | 7 | Justice is served = Jesus' directives. |
12 | View | 7 | I am not myself today = Testimony of malady. |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Death by drowning = Bather down, dying. |
14 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | The forum is open ~ for some input, eh? |
Total points: | 238 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.366) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 73 | Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull = All on set think Lucas and Ford enjoyed making this. |
2 | Andrew Brehaut | 39 | General Hospital = Real healing spot. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Madonna's 'Sticky & Sweet' Tour = Tarty woman nods, "Suck it & see!" |
3 | David Bourke | 25 | The Cherie Blair autobiography 'Speaking For Myself' = A huge ego-trip of a remarkably selfish hypocrite. Bin! |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 24 | Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull = Don't fancy snake-hating heroes? I'd just kill old man! |
6 | View | 22 | 'Tony Awards' = Art nowdays. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 21 | "Easy Reading Shakespeare: The Bard in Bite-Size Verse" = Hey, kids, see a geezer's phrases are abbreviated, innit? |
Total points: | 229 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.175) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 73 | The Mars Landing = Damn earthlings! |
2 | Rosie Perera | 56 | Cyclone Nargis ~ circles Yangon. |
3 | Adie Pena | 34 | The Microsoft and Yahoo deal = Lots of head-to-head acrimony. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Clinton fights on amid doubts she can win = A shift in odd slow-bouncing tennis match. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The Champions League Final in Moscow = ManU win footie clash! Chelsea moping. |
6 | View | 15 | Serious Devastation = See tornado visit USA. |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | Labour's worst election results in forty years = All surely sense it's courtesy of traitor Brown. |
8 | Paul Pan | 9 | US target practice in Iraq = GI's caprice: I tatter Quran. |
Total points: | 232 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.195) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 41 | Monsieur Claude Oscar Monet = Sunrise... and colour came to me! |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 33 | President Boris Tadic = Did I protect Serbians? |
2 | View | 33 | Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton = Lord, halt her corny nationalism! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Adie Pena | 32 | The artist Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci = I praised this old inventor, idea creator. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 31 | The Parisian artist Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec = Ah! I painted a theatre's lure in its true colours! |
6 | Scott Gardner | 29 | Frenchman Auguste Rodin = Can form huge nudes in art. |
7 | David Bourke | 20 | Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson = Fresh job: Fix and free London, please! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The American painter James Abbott McNeill Whistler = Brilliant man. We repeat: Can't his abject mother smile? |
Total points: | 235 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 40 | Microsoft touch-screen Windows = I'd force consumers to switch now. |
2 | Andrew Brehaut | 35 | Falls Road = Sad for all |
3 | View | 33 | The City of Liverpool = Chief port; lively too! |
4 | Paul Pan | 28 | Can brain rot on deathly ~ tetrahydrocannabinol? |
5 | Adie Pena | 27 | The Empire State Building, Manhattan, New York = "That big monkey ran; later went up the main side!" |
6 | John Brown | 17 | The Anagrammy Awards = Ma! They draw anagrams! |
7 | David Bourke | 16 | polishdating.co.uk = Hi! Dongski copulat? |
8 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Audubon Naturalist Society = A nut cautiously notes a bird! |
9 | David A Green | 6 | The Southwark Cathedral Society of Bellringers = Daresay their tolls steer folk to a big new church. |
10 | Dan Fortier | 4 | Daisetta = State aid. |
Total points: | 218 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.263) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 69 | (Grumpy patron): "Waitress! Is this coffee or t... = (Trim young waitress): "It's tea, then. Our co... |
2 | Scott Gardner | 42 | William Shakespeare's "Tragedy of Antony and Cleopatra" = Asp kills Egyptian lady Roman hero defeats at ocean war. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 26 | George Bush's presidency disapproval rating hit... = Poll said seventy percent gag at his horrible,... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | Former white house spokesman Scott McClellan ba... = Aha! Bloke blows whistle on chief commander; co... |
5 | Adie Pena | 18 | Decca's Dick Rowe signs up Brian Poole and the ... = One-track-minded person ignores Beatles deal. ... |
5 | View | 18 | Myanmar says no need for foreign aid distribution = 'Mafia-state' informs any undesired donor. Big irony. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Ten Premier League medals (and many other gongs... = One may see entitled home player Ryan Giggs an... |
Total points: | 210 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.189) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 22 | THE LAMB Neil Ramsay On all her farmland pasture, The gentle lamb on her tiptoes. The lovable, childlike creature, ... |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 22 | The Sardine Andrew Brehaut Like all the local, small school here I can't sob or move a fin Let me breathe. Be a l... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 22 | BLEED Tony Crafter A bull raged down a Spanish street, Like Hell, the people ran. More victim than mere loco beast; I ... |
4 | David Bourke | 19 | THE MOLE David Bourke In a place below the earth, a chamber, The subterranean, he mills. A pestilent little pothole... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 19 | THE LABRADOR Rosie Perera This brilliant little athlete, mine, Black, chocolate, or tan. Whelp'd genius, humble pla... |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 18 | THE BEAVER Mike Mesterton-Gibbons See an animal, here a rodent Collar a tree, then chew He'll chip a slit, topple i... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | The Bluebottle Chris Sturdy We all lampoon the animal, Neither clever, slick or bright. Oh, debate appeal of me on... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | THE SCORPION Dharam Khalsa Thy Paleolith memento, Shelled in tan or rich pimiento. Grabber claw, a lethal needle, ... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 13 | THE CAMEL Ellie Dent For rude travel, please try a camel Then recall a habit, too. He'll bite behind, or spit, lam... |
10 | Adie Pena | 12 | THE BAT (MAN?) Adie Pena Enthralled, I call a male recruit; I feel that essence throbbin'. Hello! Remove that sleek ol... |
11 | Adrian Hickford | 10 | THE TORTOISE Adrian Hickford Deliberate, proverbially slow; Ammoniac, lettuce smell. The Elephant? Although Benea... |
12 | Larry Brash | 5 | The Border Collie L. Brash The sheep dog, all black & white. The canine, all obedient & smart. It rules! My all t... |
12 | Paul Pan | 5 | THE POODLE Paul Pan A doleful blighter Ma belle Cherie He's no Clement Attlee Even Tories whack him All debonai... |
14 | View | 4 | THE DOG View I'm helper. Eh..OK, best friend to man - Protect his house and scan, Trace all rabble, threaten, maul, bit... |
Total points: | 203 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | WHO? WHY? WHERE? Can you imagine working for ... = THE EASIEST TEST EVER? (Try this to test you... |
2 | Adie Pena | 40 | Three sexy blondes were all applying for the la... ~ He pulled it back and said, "And you? Detect ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 31 | I hear that after Picasso came home to find som... = On the basis of Picasso's drawing, the police... |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 27 | Dr Evil The details of my life are quite inco... = George Bush The tale of my life is somewhat... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | Two divorcee women were enjoying a leisurely Sa... ~ The bouncer retorted, "Ma'am, I've never seen... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 13 | "There's nothing remarkable about it. All one h... = Hah, hah! Brilliant! That's easy for that ben... |
7 | Don Rogers | 12 | Hillary Clinton visits her doctor. He tells her... = Bill Clinton drawls cooingly, "Lawd, anger! I... |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.219) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT by Frank Sinatra |
2 | Adie Pena | 38 | THE ELEPHANT AND THE DONKEY |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | THE POPE AND THE RABBI |
4 | Adie Pena | 22 | MacARTHUR PARK Sung by Richard Harris Lyrics and music by Jimmy Webb |
5 | View | 12 | There is a house in New Orleans |
Total points: | 139 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 46 | Delightful breasts = Thus, bra gets filled. |
2 | Adie Pena | 26 | Sexual fetishism = It is shameful sex! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Had tiny gonads = Odd as anything! |
4 | Larry Brash | 14 | Bilateral orchidectomies = Dire crime? Ciao to the balls! |
4 | View | 14 | French (tongue) kiss ~ onsets her fucking. |
6 | David Bourke | 13 | The footballer Wayne Rooney's stag night = The boy fails to get one last granny whore! |
7 | Hans-Peter Reich | 7 | An earthly pleasure = The anus rape, really. |
7 | Dan Fortier | 7 | Woman's biological clock = Call, woo big oilman's cock. |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.320) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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