| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | LONG | SPECIAL | SOFTWARE | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 54 | Military weapon = Employ it in a war. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 36 | A picture is worth a thousand words = Icon did surpass what author wrote. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 32 | College graduation ceremony = Local guy, art degree, no income. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 31 | A man-eating lion = One giant animal! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 30 | A life support machine = Can pump if I lose heart. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 29 | Breast implant surgery ~ puts my set in larger bra. |
7 | David Bourke | 23 | Breastfeeding in public places = Presenting babies a filled C-cup! |
8 | Paul Pan | 22 | Hard disc ~ did crash... |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 21 | Three Pyramids of the Giza Necropolis = Head for Egypt's prime historical zone. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Sweet words = WOW! Dessert! |
11 | Richard Grantham | 16 | Widescreen plasma televisions = View in detail seems no less crap. |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 9 | Grieves at ~ grave site. |
Total points: | 321 | from 54 votes |
1 | Tony Crafter | 43 | 'Oliver Twist'. The novel by Charles Dickens = Scrawny bloke sent child to thieve silver! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End = The noble epic of bandits was rated "Arr!" |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 36 | A Passage to India by E.M. Forster = Saga of Britons' tea-empire days. |
4 | Adie Pena | 35 | Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" documentary = Oscar-nominated tale unnerving the country. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece, 'Mona Lisa' = I am a smiler posed on canvas, created in oil. |
6 | David Bourke | 31 | The long-playing record 'Dark Side of the Moon' = Another old Pink Floyd gem... Roger's on the acid! |
7 | Ellie Dent | 28 | Pavarotti the Legend = That gent lived opera. |
8 | Adie Pena | 22 | I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... = Images of winter amid this charm. |
9 | View | 19 | Rossini's "The Barber of Seville = Irresistible shaver of nobles. |
10 | Scott Gardner | 16 | Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea = Inhaled pot drug may have big effects! |
11 | Andrew Brehaut | 12 | These Boots are Made for Walkin' = Footwearin' dame trashes bloke. |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 10 | The Spice Girls reunion = This "reopening" is cruel. |
Total points: | 324 | from 54 votes |
1 | Scott Gardner | 84 | 1. Britney Spears 2. Lindsay Lohan 3. Paris Hilton = 1. Lady in rehab 2. Lass in therapy 3. Lost in prison |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | Students' Massacre at Virginia Tech = This sad, tragic event stuns America. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 36 | Sunrise at Stonehenge = See the season turning. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | United States politics = Suspect it's oil-tainted. |
5 | View | 28 | Bush still ~ bullshits! |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 28 | Israel contains ~ racial tensions. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 20 | The late Princess Diana's Memorial Service = Camilla's secret pain - "She is revered. I am not." |
8 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Born on a Christmas Day = Mary's son had not a crib. |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 17 | Hillary for President = Her friends payroll it. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 15 | October the thirty-first: Halloween Night = Horrible witches threaten to fly tonight! |
11 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Inebriated astronauts = Nausea started in orbit. |
Total points: | 318 | from 53 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 59 | William Clinton, the former president of the USA = I am now free of politics... I let the Mrs. run the land! |
2 | David Bourke | 48 | William Henry Gates and Melinda French = Really damn rich gentleman and his wife. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | The Immortal Bard, William Shakespeare = This admirable writer shall make a poem. |
4 | Adie Pena | 36 | The surrealist painter Salvador Dali = This Spaniard altered visual art lore. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 31 | American seismologist, Charles Richter = Historic log scale term carries his name. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 30 | The late Diana, Princess of Wales and Dodi Al-Fayed = Lady and a fellow's end; fated to die in a Paris chase. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 23 | American inventor, Elisha OTIS = Name is historic... in an ELEVATOR. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | The former president Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin = Insobriety is the reason for my pickled liver, then? |
9 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor = Lost, abnormal Prince with the huge protruding ears! |
10 | Andrew Brehaut | 10 | Charles, The Prince of Wales = Aware of the Spencer's chill. |
Total points: | 312 | from 52 votes |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 58 | The Bush Administration's foreign policy ~ is an upsetting, horrific myth based on oil. |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 58 | The Disney Corporation = Deep in cartoon history |
3 | Andrew Brehaut | 36 | West Holland = The lowlands. |
4 | Adie Pena | 32 | Mac iTunes = Neat Music. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion = Home of shapely-bunny sharing! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Plains of the Serengeti = Spot giant felines here. |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 20 | Great Britain's House of Lords ~ has inert, bourgeois old farts. |
8 | Adie Pena | 19 | "Come to Marlboro Country" = Cancer, tumor or lobotomy? |
9 | Ellie Dent | 18 | London Olympic Games = Simply condemn a logo? |
10 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Princess Cruises = Scenic surprises! |
11 | Ellie Dent | 13 | The World Beard and Moustache Championships = Shows and compares the odd, but ample chin hair. |
12 | David Bourke | 4 | The Sydney Mardi Gras = They may dress in drag. |
Total points: | 320 | from 54 votes |
1 | Tony Crafter | 63 | "Oh, why did you make woman so beautiful?" the m... = "Ay true," the man says, "but God, why did you ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 46 | The ABC network says it had chosen to find a new... = That letter stated: "We forbid it on the air. W... |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 26 | Customer: Waiter Waiter, what is this fly doing ... = Waiters tip: Ahem, I would fancy he's trying to... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | There is no great genius without some touch of madness = In neurosis, admit we see much greatness of thought too. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | 'Chariots of the Gods?: Unsolved Mysteries of th... = This buffoon thinks modern-style space voyagers... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Hillary: "Perhaps there are better candidates fo... = Pat reply: Any fresh face is better than the pr... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 18 | The U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom = I see one God in one soul. No matter if Christian or Muslim. |
8 | David Bourke | 13 | It is better to say nothing and be thought a foo... = Proved by Tony Blair (at the long, monotonous "... |
8 | Richard Grantham | 13 | "You teach a child to read, and he or her will b... = Alas, what a rather too delectably ironic lapse... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The fool hath said in his heart, "There is no Go... = Ah, The Good Lord is not harsh; He pities the f... |
11 | David Bourke | 8 | Britney Spears lost her virginity at fourteen years old = Noisy stereotype trailer-trash duly given a first boner! |
12 | David Bourke | 2 | The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of ... ~ help irrational nutcases and crazy fools get we... |
Total points: | 255 | from 44 votes |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 40 | How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to ... = WHEN IS A WOMAN WRONG? Man has often been cri... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | A seven-year old boy and his four-year old broth... = Bored young Rick was doing very badly in maths... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | The attractive woman was sitting alone in the ba... = Like most travel writers, Adam made for the ho... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 22 | An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's... = The couple in the well-lit restaurant had eate... |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 19 | The Dash by Linda Ellis I read of a reverend wh... = An Ode to Those Lost at Virginia Tech The Lor... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 18 | As the man left court in his invalid-chair with ... = Paddy O'Neal came through the customs area at ... |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 18 | A lonely young lad is totally into tractors. He ... = One weekend, a country lane walks into a pub a... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 17 | THE IRISH CHRISTENING Paddy's pregnant sister w... = A HOLY CROSSNESS! Seamus asked Pat how he got... |
9 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The matron at a large hospital answered a phone ... = Two Indian doctors were having a heated argume... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 13 | An elderly Welshman is lying on his deathbed. Ey... = Following fertility treatment, an eighty-odd-y... |
11 | Tony Crafter | 9 | An Englishman, Reg, was out walking with a Frenc... = Vladimir Putin, George Bush and Tony Blair wer... |
11 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Council tax evaluators want to charge us more if... = One hot August day, Prince Charles visited Car... |
Total points: | 231 | from 41 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | Cupid laid by his brand, and fell asleep... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | When I do count the clock that tells the time... |
3 | Andrew Brehaut | 28 | 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house... |
4 | Mike Keith | 26 | Peruse this writing here, and thou shalt know... |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 22 | Desiderata |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Two loves I have of comfort and despair... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 21 | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS by The Beatles |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | From a translation of Dante's Divine Comedy |
9 | Tony Crafter | 11 | OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING Words and Music by Rodgers and Hammerstein |
Total points: | 209 | from 36 votes |
1 | Mike Keith | 51 | Anagram Artist 3.05 |
2 | William Tunstall-Pedoe | 32 | Anagram Genius Version 9 |
3 | Onno Zweers | 11 | FART (Free Anagram Research Tool) 5.1 |
4 | Evans A Criswell | 4 | Wordplay 7.22 |
4 | Jason Rampe | 4 | Anagram Generator |
6 | Andrew Trevorrow | 1 | Anagrams 2.4 (Macintosh) |
7 | John Dagg | 0 | Anagen 2.0 |
Total points: | 103 | from 21 votes |
1 | Adie Pena | 30 | Britney Spears' opening act at MTV Awards = Embarrassing twat in pop dance travesty! |
2 | Scott Gardner | 29 | Impotence treatment = Men attempt erection. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 26 | Having a sex-change operation = Oh, a penis-to-vagina exchanger. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 23 | Incest is wrong, ~ screwing is not! |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 22 | A silent fart = An art itself! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | A huge pair of breasts = Ah, grasp for beauties. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | A female porno star on film = Performs fellatio on a man. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Same-sex relationship = I am expert in assholes! |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | An orgasmic release = A large scream is one. |
10 | Larry Brash | 9 | The silicone breast forms = Chosen for miserable tits. |
11 | sundogg99 | 7 | Silicone breast implants = Tits can inspire male slob. |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | Vaginal intercourse = Leaving a cunt rosier. |
Total points: | 224 | from 38 votes |
1 | Scott Gardner | 34 | 1. Britney Spears 2. Lindsay Lohan 3. Paris Hilton = 1. Lady in rehab 2. Lass in therapy 3. Lost in prison |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End = The noble epic of bandits was rated "Arr!" |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | The Bush Administration's foreign policy ~ is an upsetting, horrific myth based on oil. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | The Disney Corporation = Deep in cartoon history |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | Military weapon = Employ it in a war. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | William Clinton, the former president of the USA = I am now free of politics... I let the Mrs. run the land! |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" documentary = Oscar-nominated tale unnerving the country. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | A Passage to India by E.M. Forster = Saga of Britons' tea-empire days. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | United States politics = Suspect it's oil-tainted. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | College graduation ceremony = Local guy, art degree, no income. |
11 | Andrew Brehaut | 8 | West Holland = The lowlands. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Sunrise at Stonehenge = See the season turning. |
13 | David Bourke | 7 | The long-playing record 'Dark Side of the Moon' = Another old Pink Floyd gem... Roger's on the acid! |
14 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Pavarotti the Legend = That gent lived opera. |
15 | View | 7 | Bush still ~ bullshits! |
16 | Adie Pena | 7 | Mac iTunes = Neat Music. |
17 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | American seismologist, Charles Richter = Historic log scale term carries his name. |
18 | Scott Gardner | 6 | A picture is worth a thousand words = Icon did surpass what author wrote. |
19 | Tony Crafter | 6 | A man-eating lion = One giant animal! |
20 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | Students' Massacre at Virginia Tech = This sad, tragic event stuns America. |
21 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | The Immortal Bard, William Shakespeare = This admirable writer shall make a poem. |
22 | David Bourke | 6 | William Henry Gates and Melinda French = Really damn rich gentleman and his wife. |
23 | Adie Pena | 5 | "Come to Marlboro Country" = Cancer, tumor or lobotomy? |
24 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Born on a Christmas Day = Mary's son had not a crib. |
25 | Andrew Brehaut | 5 | Israel contains ~ racial tensions. |
26 | Ellie Dent | 4 | American inventor, Elisha OTIS = Name is historic... in an ELEVATOR. |
27 | View | 4 | Rossini's "The Barber of Seville = Irresistible shaver of nobles. |
28 | Tony Crafter | 4 | A life support machine = Can pump if I lose heart. |
29 | Rick Rothstein | 4 | Breast implant surgery ~ puts my set in larger bra. |
30 | Adie Pena | 3 | The surrealist painter Salvador Dali = This Spaniard altered visual art lore. |
31 | Andrew Brehaut | 3 | Grieves at ~ grave site. |
32 | Tony Crafter | 3 | The late Princess Diana's Memorial Service = Camilla's secret pain - "She is revered. I am not." |
33 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Inebriated astronauts = Nausea started in orbit. |
34 | Paul Pan | 3 | Hard disc ~ did crash... |
35 | Scott Gardner | 2 | Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea = Inhaled pot drug may have big effects! |
36 | David Bourke | 2 | Breastfeeding in public places = Presenting babies a filled C-cup! |
37 | Neil Ramsay | 2 | Great Britain's House of Lords ~ has inert, bourgeois old farts. |
38 | Ellie Dent | 2 | London Olympic Games = Simply condemn a logo? |
39 | Andrew Brehaut | 2 | Hillary for President = Her friends payroll it. |
40 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | Plains of the Serengeti = Spot giant felines here. |
41 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece, 'Mona Lisa' = I am a smiler posed on canvas, created in oil. |
42 | Tony Crafter | 1 | Princess Cruises = Scenic surprises! |
43 | Ellie Dent | 1 | Sweet words = WOW! Dessert! |
44 | Ellie Dent | 1 | The World Beard and Moustache Championships = Shows and compares the odd, but ample chin hair. |
45 | Ellie Dent | 1 | October the thirty-first: Halloween Night = Horrible witches threaten to fly tonight! |
46 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | The former president Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin = Insobriety is the reason for my pickled liver, then? |
Total points: | 293 | from 49 votes |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 23 | 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Cupid laid by his brand, and fell asleep... |
3 | Mike Keith | 19 | Peruse this writing here, and thou shalt know... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to ... = WHEN IS A WOMAN WRONG? Man has often been cri... |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | Desiderata |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS by The Beatles |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Two loves I have of comfort and despair... |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The ABC network says it had chosen to find a new... = That letter stated: "We forbid it on the air. W... |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | "Oh, why did you make woman so beautiful?" the m... = "Ay true," the man says, "but God, why did you ... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 8 | THE IRISH CHRISTENING Paddy's pregnant sister w... = A HOLY CROSSNESS! Seamus asked Pat how he got... |
11 | Tony Crafter | 7 | An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's... = The couple in the well-lit restaurant had eate... |
12 | Tony Crafter | 7 | 'Chariots of the Gods?: Unsolved Mysteries of th... = This buffoon thinks modern-style space voyagers... |
13 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | When I do count the clock that tells the time... |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | From a translation of Dante's Divine Comedy |
15 | Tony Crafter | 5 | A seven-year old boy and his four-year old broth... = Bored young Rick was doing very badly in maths... |
16 | Andrew Brehaut | 5 | The Dash by Linda Ellis I read of a reverend wh... = An Ode to Those Lost at Virginia Tech The Lor... |
17 | Neil Ramsay | 4 | A lonely young lad is totally into tractors. He ... = One weekend, a country lane walks into a pub a... |
18 | Neil Ramsay | 3 | Customer: Waiter Waiter, what is this fly doing ... = Waiters tip: Ahem, I would fancy he's trying to... |
19 | David Bourke | 3 | It is better to say nothing and be thought a foo... = Proved by Tony Blair (at the long, monotonous "... |
20 | Tony Crafter | 3 | As the man left court in his invalid-chair with ... = Paddy O'Neal came through the customs area at ... |
21 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Hillary: "Perhaps there are better candidates fo... = Pat reply: Any fresh face is better than the pr... |
22 | Rosie Perera | 2 | The U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom = I see one God in one soul. No matter if Christian or Muslim. |
23 | Tony Crafter | 2 | Council tax evaluators want to charge us more if... = One hot August day, Prince Charles visited Car... |
24 | Tony Crafter | 1 | There is no great genius without some touch of madness = In neurosis, admit we see much greatness of thought too. |
Total points: | 206 | from 36 votes |
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