| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | David Bourke | 30 | Breastfeeding in public places = Presenting babies a filled C-cup! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Chemical castration of paedophiles = It can help calm desire of a sociopath. |
3 | Rick | 22 | Monastery life = I try no females. |
4 | Mey Kraus | 20 | The game of Russian Roulette = I must fear one slug to the ear. |
5 | View | 19 | His harem = Share him. |
6 | Tom Myers | 16 | Too much wine = I touch women! |
7 | Adie Pena | 15 | Premonitions = Into minor ESP. |
8 | Richard Grantham | 13 | The winter solstice = Ice litters the snow. |
9 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 12 | Once, pens record ~ correspondence. |
10 | Paul Pan | 8 | Country dame ~ courted many. |
10 | Neil Ramsay | 8 | inconsiderately ~ or nicely instead. |
12 | Ellie | 5 | The sales promotion = Promise a lot ... honest! |
13 | Andrew | 4 | Russian spy networks ~ know nasty surprises. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 4 | To have respect for one's elders, ~ never refer to death, cesspools. |
15 | sundogg99 | 3 | A two-bit hooker ~ wrote a hit book. |
15 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | The monastic life = It's no female itch |
17 | Michael Stephens | 0 | To ashamed to give his name = Mismanage soviet hothead. |
Total points: | 207 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.486) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 35 | Last novel of the Harry Potter series = Her 'Part Seven' of a little hero's story. |
2 | Adie Pena | 24 | Casino + three + ten = "Ocean's Thirteen". (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 23 | Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road = Shalt thou feel good to speed in a Ferrari car? |
4 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The late American actress Marilyn Monroe = Rather coy, nice mammaries, no real talents. |
5 | View | 18 | The 'Live Earth' concerts = Recent vocal hits there. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 18 | The Diary of Anne Frank = Fear of Aryan kind then. |
7 | Paul Pan | 13 | Hillary Clinton theme song: ~ 'Lengthy One Thrills Monica'. |
8 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 11 | The Spice Girls are planning a Reunion Tour = Posh "I can't sing a tune" - large error in line up. |
9 | Tom Myers | 10 | Many now croon ~ "No Woman, No Cry". |
10 | Andrew | 9 | The Authors Rene Goscinny and Albert Uderzo ~ rendered neat north Gaulish cartoon, by Zeus! |
10 | David Bourke | 9 | The USA pop singer Prince Rogers Nelson = He gets responses crooning 'Purple Rain'. |
12 | Ellie | 4 | The children's author Enid Mary Blyton = Homely read: hardly unBritish content. |
Total points: | 196 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.353) |
1 | Ellie | 36 | Sunrise at Stonehenge = See the season turning. |
2 | Adie Pena | 21 | Salman Rushdie is knighted = Islam and Kurdish seething. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 19 | Paris Hilton Free = Left prison, I hear. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 19 | Tony Blairs last day in power = Today, Brown's plan is reality! |
5 | David Bourke | 18 | Blair's last day = A silly bastard! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Tim Henman crashes out of Wimbledon yet again = His humbling defeats are now common at any tie. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 13 | U.S. immigration reform bill dealt major blow = Time for militarism & jumbo wall along border. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 13 | "Spare the rod and spoil the child" ‡ Speech Paris Hilton told her dad. |
9 | Paul Pan | 10 | Paris Hilton ‡ I halt prison. |
10 | Zoran | 9 | Model Paris Hilton = I am the prison doll. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | Number Ten Downing Street = Tenement Brown trudges in. |
12 | Richard Grantham | 7 | Shalt imprison ~ Ms Paris Hilton. |
13 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 5 | Blair quits = Iraq's built. |
14 | View | 4 | Pentagon leaders' ambition = End to Palestinian embargo. |
14 | Rick | 4 | Larry King to Interview Paris Hilton = Rank this girl low in a priority event. |
16 | Andrew | 3 | The winner of the PGA's US Open Angel Cabrera = Golf's new hero can sharpen up a beaten Tiger! |
Total points: | 203 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.457) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 25 | The CNN interviewer Larry King = Wrinkly thing can never retire. |
2 | Andrew | 19 | Vladimir Putin, George Bush and Tony Blair = Main Soviet, blurry dope and laughing Brit. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Lewis Hamilton = Me? I won all this? |
4 | David Bourke | 16 | The fashion designer Stella McCartney = Chic style? (Else trading on father's name!) |
5 | Richard Grantham | 14 | Miss Lindsay Dee Lohan = No idea she's damn silly. |
5 | Rick | 14 | Wrestler Chris Benoit = O Christ! Terrible news. |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | Model Paris Hilton = Trollopish maiden. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 13 | The Professor Gilderoy Lockhart ‡ Glee for Harry Potter schoolkids. |
8 | Ellie | 13 | Actress Miss Elizabeth Taylor = Theatre star: I symbolize class. |
10 | View | 12 | Model Paris Hilton = Poor mind is lethal. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Paris Whitney Hilton = Why lie in that prison?! |
12 | sundogg99 | 11 | "Iron Chef" Mario Batali = Hi, fat macaroni-boiler! |
13 | Dee4j | 9 | Heiress Paris Hilton = She is real prison hit. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | James Gordon Brown = Job doer's wrong man. |
15 | Neil Ramsay | 3 | Cricketer Sir Ian Botham = Heroic trickier batsman. |
15 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 3 | Robert Kubica = But I broke car. |
Total points: | 203 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.457) |
1 | Ellie | 40 | London Olympic Games = Simply condemn a logo? |
2 | Paul Pan | 21 | Her orbs wanted ~ the Wonderbras. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | The London Olympic Games = Only champions meet gold. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 20 | The Woodstock Music And Art Fair = Christ! We took acid on a stud-farm! |
5 | Tom Myers | 19 | eHarmony.com = Romance, oh my! |
6 | View | 16 | United States of America = Inside, a true taste of Mac. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 16 | The Peloponnesian War = We help no one in Sparta. |
8 | Adie Pena | 15 | The Bare-Breasted Standing Liberty Quarter = Regrettably, the tits required a ban. Send bra! |
9 | Andrew | 10 | Stansted Airport in Uttlesford = Transit field used to transport. |
9 | Sir T Aucscua | 10 | The Anagram Artist software = Wring "STAR" to "TSAR" a feat?! Ahem. |
11 | Mey Kraus | 5 | Saint Peter's Cathedral = Sacred Latin past there. |
12 | David Bourke | 4 | The Gibson Les Paul Standard Signature = A ten-pound guitar...G'n'R Slash's ideal best. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Kruger National Park, South Africa = Take or plan safari in a rough truck. |
Total points: | 200 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 47 | The ABC network says it had chosen to find a new... = That letter stated: "We forbid it on the air. W... |
2 | Andrew | 34 | "The Social Norm of Leaving the Toilet Seat Down... = FORMAL NOTICE: Actively aiming that wee shot ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 30 | The late Diana, The Princess of Wales - those pi... = Let news-editors accept that photos of her fin... |
4 | Adie Pena | 27 | "Prison strip search was the most humiliating e... = As if my "Meet Paris Hilton" sex clip pastimes... |
5 | David Bourke | 17 | The Labour Party's leaders, Gordon Brown and Ha... = Him: A drab, dull tyrant we so abhorred. Her:... |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | The Glastonbury Festival of Contemporary Perfor... = Oft music lovers gather tents by farm for long... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 9 | The "undisclosed medical condition" that release... = One's ill? NOT! Addicted slut icon has her per... |
8 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 7 | "I Want to Spend the Rest of My Life Everywhere,... = I love Damien Hirst. He offers Tate very novel,... |
9 | sundogg99 | 6 | Take a horny schoolboy; add a naughty, bust-sha... ~ and what do you get? "My Sharona", that obnoxi... |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.281) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 30 | The Divide Prince Charles God bless my noble mum, Defend my tender mum, long may she rule; I'm far too daft to rei... |
2 | David Bourke | 22 | I'd die for mighty Scotland, My fiery, haggis-fueled land, Of Robert Burns fame... Tartan, fifes, Simple Minds, Une... |
3 | AH | 19 | Me, Me and Me by Yours Truly **Fanfare** I love Me. I really do. Wow! I'm effortlessly perfect. I'm different. I... |
4 | Andrew | 18 | Aussie In my shirt and my thongs I am in the dry billabong, for I prefer it here. I'm a world from silly Fleet Street W... |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 16 | Middle East Fifty dying Israel infidels Fifty more Palestine cheers Family men must fight terrorism We demand you ... |
6 | Paul Pan | 11 | My few men, commit: Fight erect, firm! Or be delivered, On your shield, In Elysian fog. My men, Gods, Defend The... |
6 | Ellie | 11 | England by I D Dolt Oh pray for my isle, I'd say All here must testify, home of the free. If weather is dry and ... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Narnia By C.S. Lewis My realm through the wardrobe, Stuff of my imagination, Immersed in mystery. Land of the lio... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | Benedict's Hymn/Song Vatican, Holy See Infinite realm for me Do feel Might, pray! Realm to affirm Hell fire Realm witho... |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | My shining nestled Manila Sets off flights of tied memory. Where EDSA mightily runs free, Where every trodden Filipin... |
10 | Don Rogers | 6 | Site Comedy Flimflammers cry, "Wave flags! Trample rights!" Pride off, strength diminished, yet -- If you deem our n... |
12 | Mey Kraus | 5 | My Hymn for Dear France My charming Froggie-Ville! I spied in it a mystery sublime: Why in thee, land of the Metro, The... |
13 | View | 1 | Israel by View My Israel so nice; State of all religions together, State of difference and similitude, Remi... |
Total points: | 163 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.464) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 50 | An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's... = The couple in the well-lit restaurant had eate... |
2 | Andrew | 44 | An Englishman walks into his local pub with a c... = Two mates are out playing a golf match at Buc... |
3 | Adie Pena | 35 | A Brit, a Scot and a Filipino, all hopelessly l... ~ The Brit says, "I love LIVER and CHEESE." She... |
Total points: | 129 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.130) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 41 | A sonnet by Dante Gabriel Rossetti, anagrammed into a sonnet spoofing its title. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | CANDLE IN THE WIND by Elton John |
3 | David Bourke | 28 | My Favourite Things |
4 | Tony Crafter | 13 | GEORGIA ON MY MIND by Ray Charles |
5 | Tony Crafter | 11 | HIPS DON'T LIE by Shakira (featuring Wyclef Jean) |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | My Mammy |
7 | sundogg99 | 3 | An anagrammed paindrome |
7 | Richard Grantham | 3 | Ice litters the snow... |
Total points: | 138 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 33 | A female porno star on film = Performs fellatio on a man. |
2 | Adie Pena | 25 | A lesbian with a lethal lisp ~ is what I'll label a thespian. |
3 | David Bourke | 20 | The Canadian male prostitute Jeffrey Chevalier = An oil chief ejaculated in my fat arse, the pervert! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Man-eating rhinoceros ~ has a morning erection! |
5 | Richard Grantham | 18 | Ms Paris Whitney Hilton ‡ Isn't simply a thin whore. |
6 | Rick | 16 | Actress Katherine Heigl = Her large tits shake nice! |
7 | Andrew | 9 | Performing the sexual act of cunnilingus = I can tongue minx's fanciful hole - get purrs. |
8 | sundogg99 | 2 | High colonics as a therapeutic tool = A too-hip cure. I gotta clinch asshole. |
8 | View | 2 | An erotic thriller = Her clit in 'art-role'. |
Total points: | 144 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.346) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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