| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Andrew | 35 | Grieves at ~ grave site. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 32 | A McDonald's quarter-pounder with cheese and fries = I squander our planet and decimate fresh cow herds. |
3 | View | 26 | Confiture = Once fruit. |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | Lie down = Now idle. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 16 | If asked, ~ ID's fake. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
6 | Mey Kraus | 14 | The retirement home = Meet mother in there. |
7 | Adrian Hickford | 13 | Religiousness = See soul rising. |
8 | Adie Pena | 12 | Very important persons = Inventors, martyrs, Pope. |
8 | Sir T Aucscua | 12 | Looking for diamonds and pearls? ~ No, I'd look for splendid anagrams! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 10 | A boring old fart = Not bad for a girl. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | Virgins can meet on ~ romantic evenings. |
12 | Simon Woodard | 7 | Essay writing = I get yawns, sir. |
13 | Hans-Peter Reich | 6 | Salary reduction plan = And payroll cut is near. |
14 | RLR58-Pittsburgh | 4 | Old time faith healing = Health failing me, do it! |
14 | Mike Torr | 4 | Who wants to be a millionaire? ~ One who airs wallet ambition. |
16 | Tom Myers | 3 | Perfect inventions ~ prevent infections. |
17 | David Bourke | 2 | As the general rule-of-thumb ~ The Forum enables laughter! |
17 | witch wyzwurd | 2 | Tic tac toe, three in a row = Tactic won: a three O tier. |
17 | Jesse Frankovich | 2 | American "Yikes!" = Same in a "Crikey!" |
20 | Richard Grantham | 0 | A pride march ‡ Married chap. |
Total points: | 225 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.526) |
1 | David Bourke | 44 | The long-playing record 'Dark Side of the Moon' = Another old Pink Floyd gem...Roger's on the acid! |
2 | Andrew | 32 | The Lonely Planet's Travel Guide series = This generates all tips you'll ever need. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 26 | The Wonderbra supermodel Eva Herzigova = How I gazed upon, marveled over, her breast. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 26 | Claude Monet, "Self Portrait" = Talent models for a picture. |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 23 | Stage & screen = Great scenes. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 22 | Sleeping Beauty = Lying tease, be up! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The Leonardo da Vinci self-portraits = Artist idol profiled, there on canvas! |
8 | Adie Pena | 15 | Stan Getz and Antonio Carlos Jobim = Noted act to jam on Brazilian songs. |
9 | View | 11 | Captain Nemo = Ocean-pit man. |
10 | Tom Myers | 8 | Internet Movie Database = I'm a star to be envied. Neat! |
11 | Don Rogers | 4 | Who will be named the latest American Idol? = Bah! The answer, we claim: Melinda Doolittle! |
12 | Ryan T | 0 | Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? = In a land where grocers wish to die, men. |
Total points: | 230 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.308) |
1 | Andrew | 46 | Israel contains ~ racial tensions. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 40 | British marines captured at sea = Ire as Iran's pirates abduct them. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 37 | British Marines in Shatt al-Arab waterway = Blair starts a war with the Iranians? Maybe! |
4 | Rosie Perera | 19 | National Sleep Awareness Week = We tense anal persons lie awake. |
5 | Mike Torr | 17 | General Motors electric car available in 2010 = 12.00-volt miracle accelerates on rail bearing. |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | Monica Lewinsky's ~ icky womanliness. |
7 | Adrian Hickford | 15 | A modern glass-way above the Grand Canyon = May wander along and can go over the abyss. |
8 | View | 12 | Godless dollar = A lordless gold. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | National Sleep Awareness Week = Awake teens sense a pillow near. |
10 | David Bourke | 6 | Patrick Stuebing and Susan Karolewski = Incestuous lawbreaking kin's dark past. |
11 | Neil Ramsay | 4 | Poor Britney = Bet on Priory. |
Total points: | 221 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.289) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 43 | William Clinton, the former president of the USA = I am now free of politics... I let the Mrs. run the land! |
2 | Andrew | 41 | President George W Bush = We begrudge this person. |
3 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 28 | Lady Di dreams of ~ Mrs, Dodi Al Fayed. |
4 | David Bourke | 22 | G. Bush and T. Blair = An absurd blight! |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 21 | Lady Di made for ~ Mr. Dodi Al Fayed. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The Maryland Confederate John Wilkes Booth = Hated enemy jerk who shot Abe Lincoln at Ford. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 14 | William Clinton, the former president of the USA = Fresh poll: No, don't let wife run America this time. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Prince William's sweetheart Kate Middleton = I'm like the tender Diana was. Protect me, Wills! |
9 | Adie Pena | 8 | The nation's sorrily run. Call ~ U.S. Senator Hillary R. Clinton. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Attorney General Alberto Gonzales = A brazen ally leans to rotten George. |
11 | Simon Woodard | 6 | President George Bush = Hebetude progressing. |
12 | Paul Pan | 5 | Leonidas ‡ No ideals. |
13 | Don Rogers | 4 | Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld ~ coldly defend scared humankind. |
14 | View | 3 | Writer Boris Leonidovich Pasternak = Historical prose, evident brainwork. |
Total points: | 231 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.359) |
1 | David Bourke | 29 | The Sydney Mardi Gras = They may dress in drag. |
2 | View | 25 | The Walt Disney parks = Wealthy parents' kids. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 24 | Mount Rushmore National Memorial = I honor a real immortal US monument. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 24 | Large cosmic profits from ~ c:\program files\microsoft |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 21 | The House of Representatives = Hope, fear unites these voters. |
6 | Adie Pena | 20 | Northwest Airlines = Reliant worthiness. |
6 | Paul Pan | 20 | Sotheby's auction = Isn't eBay such too? |
8 | Andrew | 15 | Warsaw ~ saw war. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Eric Clapton's 'Crossroads Centre' in Antigua = Narcotic dopes earn clean guitarist's scorn. |
10 | Larry Brash | 10 | The Vietnam Veterans Association = Attention! Most have Asian service. |
11 | Mike Torr | 8 | The Feast of Saint Patrick = Snake-fear fits that topic! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 7 | The Windows Control Panel = Scroll when option wanted. |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | The Iron Law of Wages = Sweat for low gain, eh? |
14 | Tom Myers | 3 | MySpace pages = Gay peep scams. |
Total points: | 223 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.368) |
1 | Richard Grantham | 39 | "You teach a child to read, and he or her will ... = Alas, what a rather too delectably ironic laps... |
2 | Andrew | 26 | We, the unwilling victims, being led by those st... ~ Sir, we've been building so much with so little... |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | What word begins with the letter "F" and ends with "UCK"? = She'd want nothing bad; settled with "FIRETRUCK." Whew! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,... = Thus, he can harbour dreams of having snob-car... |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 17 | Clint Eastwood in the film "The Good, The Bad an... = When mad, tiny Tuco hesitated, Blondie got hal... |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 16 | Mayan priests will purify a sacred archaeologic... = Can I, a Lysol spray, eradicate toilet airs of... |
6 | View | 16 | Liverpool knocked title-holders Barcelona out of... = Looks like English football team dethrone each... |
8 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 10 | Late Pakistan cricket coach, Bob Woolmer was murdered = A sad crime. Bookmaker can't accept dour whistleblower. |
8 | David Bourke | 10 | Bombs made out of chapati flour and hydrogen peroxide = BOOM! Perfect to mix for a drop-dead blonde asian guy, huh? |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Barack Hussein Obama vs Hillary Rodham Clinton:... ~ An anemic, rabid, hormonal hussy rival lacks b... |
Total points: | 183 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.312) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 67 | "Only a man that refused to be hushed could speak his mind." |
2 | David Bourke | 19 | Aha! Pasternak indeed hushed by the foul old Communists! |
2 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 19 | Oh shit, a Kremlin nut dashed my fabulous, decadent hopes. |
4 | Larry Brash | 15 | Plot dashed. He may be found stuck in the homeland, Russia. |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 14 | I'd like to defect. Had the plan: Our US Embassy, Mon. And HUSH! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Pay the funds, hide me in a Stockholm sauna brothel, dudes! |
7 | Andrew | 11 | Shucks! Is that a Nobel held for me? Oh, nuts! I may end up dead. |
8 | Paul Pan | 8 | Behold, Stalin's not dead! Hmm, fed up? Ahoy, CIA! Nuke the USSR! |
8 | Adrian Hickford | 8 | "Help! The Nobel Foundation has made such ruddy mistakes!" |
8 | Dee4j | 8 | Oh, sure: hand me it, and I should be kaput! Send me cash to fly! |
11 | Hans-Peter Reich | 6 | "O, I should confess and take medal but they punish me hard." |
12 | Adie Pena | 5 | Lucky hand! So dub the sound, finish 'Lara's Theme' demo tape! |
13 | Tony Crafter | 4 | "Ha! Odds-on they'll send me to Siberia and shut me up. Ah, fuck!" |
13 | Mike Torr | 4 | Ah - shy, fond esteem, or to Balkan uplands. I must decide, huh? |
15 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Can't do the holiday. Damn felon Russkies'd beat me up. (Hush!) |
16 | View | 2 | Shame on bad nut Russians, they locked me up , tho' I had fled. |
Total points: | 206 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.457) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 36 | A lonely young lad is totally into tractors. He ... = One weekend, a country lane walks into a pub a... |
2 | Andrew | 32 | Sean enters a chemist and asks one of the clerk... = At the Shamrock Pub, Sean stumbles up and acc... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Our flight was being served by a gay flight att... = A mother was taking her child around a superm... |
4 | David Bourke | 28 | An Essex girl involved in a serious motoring acc... = The above-mentioned Essex girl went into a dry... |
5 | Dee4j | 19 | George Bush, Al Gore, and Bill Clinton are on a... = Hillary Clinton sat at a grand White House ev... |
6 | Simon Woodard | 18 | Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists ... = Hurrying home to his wife, Odysseus shoved of... |
7 | Adie Pena | 17 | Do, a deer a female deer Re, a drop of golden ... = From a knowledgeable, eager Maria in a grand ... |
Total points: | 179 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.233) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 47 | Cupid laid by his brand, and fell asleep. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | THAT'S AMORE by Dean Martin |
3 | Andrew | 15 | The falling rain comes... [A haiku anagrammed into 6 more haikus] |
4 | View | 12 | French to English anagrams : B - C |
5 | David Bourke | 10 | E-petition: Response from the Prime Minister |
5 | Tony Crafter | 10 | MOTHER'S LAMENT |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 9 | "Good Riddance" (Time Of Your Life) |
8 | Mike Torr | 6 | Hawk Roosting |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 6 | Once upon a time in a faraway land where there was freedom, bravery and happiness... |
Total points: | 141 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.346) |
1 | Larry Brash | 28 | The silicone breast forms = Chosen for miserable tits. |
2 | Adie Pena | 21 | Gerbils up one's arse = Gere's bluer passion. |
3 | Paul Pan | 19 | The Wonderbra supermodel Eva Herzigova = Oh, we spurted over her amazing old beaver! |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 18 | Orgasmic release, then ~ tears (I came on her legs). |
5 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Boston Gay Men's Chorus = Synchronous bog-mates! |
6 | View | 15 | Good Fucking = Go dick, go fun. |
7 | David Bourke | 14 | An orgasmic release ~ goes in a camel's rear! |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 11 | Nail her bot ~ in a brothel. |
9 | Andrew | 10 | Duchess Camilla Parker Bowles = Problem! Deal was: I suck Charles. |
10 | Mey Kraus | 9 | Small penis? = I'll pass, men! |
11 | Richard Grantham | 5 | Going down on a man = A dong now moaning. |
Total points: | 167 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.379) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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