| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Mey Kraus | 50 | Military weapon = Employ it in a war. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 35 | A child molester = Mother calls: "Die!" |
3 | Andrew | 28 | Shapely girl = Largely hips. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 28 | Late Shift? ~ That's life! |
5 | Hans-Peter Reich | 22 | The crane operator = Another 'top' career. |
6 | Rick | 17 | Troop escalation = Operational cost. |
7 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 16 | Bacon and egg for breakfast = Fab, fat snack - gorge on bread. |
7 | Paul Pan | 16 | Cantonese cuisine = Notice canine's use. |
9 | View | 15 | The professional dancers ~ share floor and nice steps. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Treads the boards = Does the Bard's art. |
11 | Adie Pena | 12 | Absinth = Ban this! |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | The meadow lark = Meal to red hawk. |
13 | David Bourke | 4 | Home cooking the traditional oriental way = Rigid animal horn...a one-way ticket to the loo! |
Total points: | 267 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.283) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 44 | 'Oliver Twist'. The novel by Charles Dickens = Scrawny bloke sent child to thieve silver! |
1 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 44 | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J K Rowling = A jolly hyper Hogwarts boy'll thwart dark in the end. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 40 | Puccini's opera 'Madame Butterfly' = Macabre play put to refined music. |
4 | Andrew | 36 | The film 'Steel Magnolias' = It's all some female thing! |
5 | Adie Pena | 22 | Hugh Laurie on set = Laughter in "House." |
6 | Rick | 15 | An Oscar nomination = As in, "No, no, I'm an actor!"? |
7 | David Bourke | 14 | The singer Amy Jade Winehouse = A dynamite Jew... her nose is huge! |
8 | Paul Pan | 10 | Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto" = Oops! Bill Gates' company! |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 8 | Author Chris Brookmyre = Hurrah! Crime story book. |
10 | View | 7 | Martin Scorsese's 'The Departed' = The 'Desires Oscars' department. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Boris Leonidovich Pasternak = Hint: Book I pen discovers Lara. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 7 | "Ocean's Deadliest" starring Steve Irwin ~ is startling: a wet diver dies on a screen. |
Total points: | 254 | from 43 votes (DFE factor: 0.279) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 48 | United States politics = Suspect it's oil-tainted. |
2 | Andrew | 36 | George 'Dubya' Bush's State of the Union Address = So, the dud threatens a surge in use of body bags. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 26 | President George W. Bush's State of the Union Address = Enough deaths, persistent snob. For we are disgusted! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Kylie Minogue's 'Showgirl Tour' opens at Wembley Arena = New Year hit! Gutsy gal blooms anew in solo UK premiere. |
5 | Paul Pan | 22 | Japan ship collides with U.S. sub = Sushi, soja & BLT sandwich pile-up! |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 21 | America's upset with ~ a white supremacist. |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | The late dictator Saddam Hussein = Moustached sadist in death-alert. |
8 | Wayne Baisley | 13 | Israeli President = Reptilian desires. |
9 | Rick | 11 | Miss America, Lauren Nelson = I'm real sensual in romances. |
9 | Dee4j | 11 | S a d d a m h a n g e d ‡ D a n g s h a m e , d a d . |
11 | David Bourke | 10 | The Labour party is in meltdown = Tony Blair now stumped, the liar! |
12 | Adie Pena | 8 | Levi Strauss is real mad. ~ Sues its alarmed rivals. |
12 | Hugh Reid | 8 | David Beckham plays for LA Galaxy = Posh climax, ravaged by a flaky lad. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Good samaritan Wesley Autrey = Solo guy made train steer away. |
15 | View | 6 | A pressure mounts on Olmert to resign = Israel: No sneers, our rotten PM must go. |
Total points: | 266 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.326) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 46 | The Immortal Bard, William Shakespeare = This admirable writer shall make a poem. |
2 | Paul Pan | 45 | Tony Blair's ~ a sly Briton! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 42 | Imelda Romualdez Marcos = A lurid sole-crazed momma. |
4 | Rick | 24 | Judas Iscariot, the son of Simon = O, aid to Jesus is no man of Christ. |
5 | David Bourke | 21 | Captain Lawrence Oates = Weeps alone, Antarctica. |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 17 | Arthur Wellesley, the Duke of Wellington = Utterly skilful legend, he. When? Waterloo. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Sergey Brin and Larry Page, founders of ~ Google, pray surfers find yer banner ad. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 11 | The late dictator Saddam Hussein = A sad sector insulted him at death. |
9 | View | 10 | Actor Stephen Glenn Martin = Prattling man on the screen. |
9 | Adie Pena | 10 | Charles Simonyi = Rich. Money. Sails. |
11 | Andrew | 6 | The Commander in Chief George "Dubya" Bush ~ induced change of other regime by ambush. |
11 | Hans-Peter Reich | 6 | The inventor Mister King Camp Gillette = "Shaving torment? I permit gentle tickle!" |
Total points: | 251 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.273) |
1 | Adie Pena | 53 | Mac iTunes = Neat Music. |
2 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 49 | Microsoft Windows Software = www.off-or-on-it's-disaster.com |
3 | David Bourke | 27 | The Iams Company = My cat's main hope! |
4 | Rick | 21 | The Sicilian volcano Mount Etna = Hot lava in ancient times... uncool. |
5 | View | 19 | The Leaning Tower of Pisa, Italy, ~ i.e., giant spire on the way to fall. |
6 | Mey Kraus | 18 | Mac Operating System ‡ Mister Gates' company. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 18 | United Colors of Benetton = Bolder, often contentious. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 14 | The World Equestrian Games = Great equines worth medals. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Liberte, egalite, fraternite, ou la mort! = Meet a guillotine for a terrible treat! |
10 | Neil Ramsay | 11 | Amish stun ~ humanists. |
11 | David A Green | 5 | The International Pedicure Association = Is trained there in a toe-nails occupation. |
12 | Paul Pan | 4 | Gates' company = A PC tags money! |
13 | Andrew | 3 | The Declaration of Independence ~ hinted of deep national credence. |
14 | Dheven | 1 | Desert Eagle = Geared steel. |
Total points: | 256 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.318) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 41 | Hillary: "Perhaps there are better candidates f... = Pat reply: Any fresh face is better than the p... |
2 | Andrew | 37 | "Plutoed" is nominated and voted Word of the Yea... = Hence, they obviously awarded a dictionary ter... |
3 | David Bourke | 32 | Director Michael Winner facing amputation after... = "Oh, calm down dear, it's only an artificial l... |
4 | Rick | 30 | The United States weekly death toll in Iraq... ... = It's a new page; it quietly attains three thou... |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 28 | Rugby is a game played by men with oddly shaped balls = A day up a Welsh pig's bladder, anybody? Might be smelly! |
6 | Adie Pena | 25 | Act, crime team! The lethal polonium was all the time in ~ a small white ceramic teapot at the Millennium Hotel! |
7 | Don P Fortier | 13 | Hillary: Perhaps there are better candidates fo... = Pope: Leader admits that he's really French Fi... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Rod Stewart becomes a CBE in the New Year's Honours list = E.R's Consistently Best Erection award, huh? Awesome, bro! |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Hillary: Perhaps there are better candidates fo... = Bill: My threatened leadership starred a free ... |
10 | View | 3 | Hillary: "Perhaps there are better candidates f... = Aberrant infantile lady appeared to disrespect... |
Total points: | 224 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 38 | Poem at Steve Irwin's burial This still Aussie, there he lies After a marine demise. Swiftly did that brat depart When ... |
2 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 27 | Earth's Epitaph by God I blame myself. Seven days: I design it to last forever I erect it. I breed lunatics in t... |
3 | Richard G | 26 | Damn thing's a bit similar to a tiny wreath-fanfare that was scribbled by verbalist W.H.Auden: "Earth, receive an hon... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 24 | No more derby racing, eating hay -- It was frail Barbaro's last day. The needle slid swiftly into his vein; The vet s... |
5 | David Bourke | 21 | Here, dead at last, rests Tony Blair, An embattled poodle, if we're fair. Buried by him is the wife Cherie. (A bit a... |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 13 | A bittersweet self-epitaph by Mr Neil "Rotted" Ramsay "So...I wasn't immortal". There lies the body of Neil, This ... |
7 | Dee4j | 12 | Hussein's Epitaph by D.F. A vicious Arab man that tries to threaten world with feeble lies; believing yet in own... |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | Caesar was this rotten emperor's name He loved a flirty (i.e., Egyptian) dame In Rome did they cohabitate Till I, Br... |
9 | Paul Pan | 11 | The stately Norwegian Blue Rests sublime Nailed still to his aviary crib What, "pinin'" you say? Vim? Hah! The tw... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Italian's News: Carlo Ponti dies Sophia Loren lives. Yet they were ever mismatched; different. She a tall, trim B... |
11 | Andrew | 8 | 'Adam" At this crude grave lays the first man Part of God's eternal plan My, the man has one less rib He retires ... |
12 | Larry Brash | 7 | David Laurence Brash, (Larry to all his mates), Renowned for anagrams That he'd impiously create. Awardsmaster's ... |
12 | Don P Fortier | 7 | A Blown Obituary Foley from the Sunshine State, Shame is bared, a nitwit's fate. E-mail: "Hi! Will babe have tryst... |
14 | Adrian Hickford | 3 | The same, by Edward Lear Swift and his Spirit went to sea, In a beautiful pea-green boat, Each as Gulliver travelle... |
14 | View | 3 | To West visitor Here rests in peace Peace in the Middle East. Rabin, Bibi or Sharon Muffled,- 'What's goin' on ?... |
Total points: | 221 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.395) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 48 | THE IRISH CHRISTENING Paddy's pregnant sister... = A HOLY CROSSNESS! Seamus asked Pat how he g... |
2 | David Bourke | 32 | A doctor is attending the scene of a very nasty-... = A randy Essex girl, Tracie, of South Woodham F... |
3 | Andrew | 30 | THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA The computer s... = A grandma called Computer Support in a dark f... |
4 | Don P Fortier | 27 | A warning is pronounced to a son via a fortune t... = One well-regarded local hospital announced in ... |
5 | Dee4j | 17 | Two anagrammers were Deli lunching, when Tony s... = Two anagrammers were high on a hillside watch... |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 15 | Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal,... = Twenty football clubs make up England's Premi... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | "We are eager to tunnel under the Atlantic and b... = Technology gives us instantaneous, chilling, a... |
Total points: | 179 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.226) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 42 | Scrabbled Art Puzzle |
2 | David Bourke | 36 | The Tale Of Peter Rabbit |
3 | Tony Crafter | 30 | e-mail to: ALL MY FRIENDS Subject: SOME NEW-YEAR TIPS!! |
4 | David Bourke | 25 | Tony Blair is on an official visit to a hospital in Edinburgh. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 17 | JIVE TALKIN' by Barry, Maurice and Robin Gibb |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 16 | Days by Philip Larkin |
7 | Andrew | 11 | The Last Ten Years - Kenny Rogers |
Total points: | 177 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.226) |
1 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 45 | A huge pair of breasts = Ah, grasp for beauties. |
2 | Mey Kraus | 33 | The US singer Britney Spears = Bares her pussy? Interesting! |
3 | Adie Pena | 28 | Testicles here ~ see clits there. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 25 | The American burlesque performer Dita Von Teese = Termed 'Queen of strip'. Man, I love her cute, bare arse! |
5 | View | 18 | The Guinness Book of Records = Fucking heroes or noted s.o.b's? |
6 | Andrew | 15 | Method for obtaining a urine sample = Aim some penile froth in a bag. No turd! |
7 | Paul Pan | 14 | USA types ~ eat pussy. |
8 | Rick | 13 | The newest Miss America, Lauren Nelson: ~ "Men near me howl, 'Nice tits, sensual arse!'" |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | The Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury = Yes men, a quite rude red-ringed felcher! |
Total points: | 198 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.257) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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