| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Richard Grantham | 43 | Computer games = Get mouse cramp. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 31 | Don't hide your light under a bushel = Your lantern, dude, it should be high! |
3 | Scott Gardner | 30 | Killing two birds with one stone = I will go strike down both in nest. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 22 | It's love ~ I've lost. |
5 | Andrew | 20 | Athens traps ~ the Spartans. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 17 | A prime terrorism spot = Most premier airports. |
7 | David Bourke | 15 | Hip replacement operation = Patient: "A cripple no more, eh!" |
8 | Michael | 13 | I'm starting to dream in anagrams. It's the rage! = Attending to grammar is a nightmare, I assert. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The high-definition plasma screen television = Fanciest thin light-emission video panel here. |
10 | Alan Yoshioka | 9 | The Nativity Story = It has very tiny tot. |
10 | Nenad Savic | 9 | Risotto Alla Milanese = Meal to Italian losers. |
12 | Neil Ramsay | 7 | Reconciliation = Nicer coalition. |
12 | View | 7 | Transcendental Meditation = Tend to select Indian mantra. |
14 | Paul Pan | 6 | Christian theology = An Ichthys rite logo. |
14 | Larry Brash | 6 | Anti-depressant medication ~ remained sad patients' tonic. |
16 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | The cancerous disease = No cure eased this case. |
16 | Sir T Aucscua | 5 | I'm violating ‡ I am loving it. |
18 | aussie battler | 4 | Below par = Pale brow. |
19 | Adrian Hickford | 3 | A sleeping disorder = Lad desiring repose. |
Total points: | 263 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.422) |
1 | Andrew | 45 | Pirates of the Caribbean Two: Dead Man's Chest = Sparrow's team does find cabinet at the beach. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 41 | The nostalgic 'As Time Goes By' = Ah, Bogey elects Sam to sing it! |
3 | View | 34 | Beatles' Yellow Submarine = We'll be in a stormy blue sea! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 30 | Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare = The jealous libido makes war in mere play. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 27 | "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" ~ is a poem to a lad's rather seemly chum. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | Hitler's old treatise 'Mein Kampf' = Imparted the killer's manifesto. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 25 | Adolf Hitler's manifesto "Mein Kampf" = Pale misfit inks memo of Fatherland. |
8 | Paul Pan | 15 | Adolf Hitler's manifesto "Mein Kampf" = Trim skin off female into lampshade |
9 | Michael | 11 | Tony Bennett's deft "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" = "I Left my Farts in San Fernando" by The Ten Tectonics |
10 | David Bourke | 3 | The singer Beth Ditto = Thighs? No!!! Better diet! |
Total points: | 257 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.227) |
1 | David Bourke | 59 | The KGB's former agent Alexander Litvinenko = Kremlin revenge: Toxin breakfast, long death. |
2 | Andrew | 56 | The US Congress now belongs to the Democrats = So, Bush's wretched gang lost one more contest! |
3 | Rosie Perera | 34 | Saddam Hussein sentenced to death by hanging = Oddest thing! Such a nasty man needs beheading! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The declining standard of Britain's hospitals = Pits! Dirt, filth, no beds. NHS? A national disgrace! |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Michael Richards made anti-black remarks on stage = Kramer's a damn hack! He tried Mel Gibson's racial act! |
6 | Michael | 18 | The legacy of the United States of America = Create Islamic foes that fete young death. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | The Iraq Study Group ~ gasped "Hurry to quit!" |
8 | Dan Fortier | 12 | Man hurt as killer whale attacks = Shamu trick at tank was real hell! |
8 | Don Rogers | 12 | Cheney spends Election Day hunting in South Dakota = Thought, "Is any Independent in season today? (Chuckle!)" |
10 | View | 8 | Ehud Olmert reaches out to Palestinians = Ruler has hinted solution to M. East peace. |
11 | Hans-Peter Reich | 5 | Britney Spears and Kevin Federline = Final break is presented in very end. |
12 | Rocher-docher | 4 | O Turkey season! = Eat & you snores, k? |
Total points: | 266 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 45 | United States President George W. Bush = Unwise, desperate. Bet he's trusting God! |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 39 | Alfred Binet = Left-brained. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 35 | Evander 'The Real Deal' Holyfield and Mike Tyson = A lethal-handed evil-one kind of restyled my ear! |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 27 | The comedian Michael "Kramer" Richards = Catch horrid remarks he made in malice. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | The new Bond, Daniel Craig = Wince: "Blond-haired agent?!" |
6 | Andrew | 25 | The Germanic Fuhrer Adolf Hitler = 'General' from hateful Third Reich. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 20 | The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi = Ooh, she's happy after keen US election! |
8 | Dave in LA | 18 | Rep. Mark Foley = Perky for male. |
9 | David Bourke | 15 | The Dead Or Alive singer Pete Burns = Gender-bender is up the lavatories! |
10 | Paul Pan | 14 | Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. = Job: I am a Bush ransacker. |
Total points: | 265 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.222) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 51 | Talking Jesus dolls... ~ it's all godless junk. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | A McDonald's Restaurant = Damn lardass at counter! |
3 | Richard Grantham | 26 | The London Lunatic Asylum = Loud hell. (May contain nuts.) |
4 | View | 24 | Middle Eastern nations = Nested in mad relations. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 23 | The Charles de Gaulle Airport, France = Called this after our crap General, eh? |
6 | Scott Gardner | 18 | William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet = Her winsome mate killed a jealous Paris! |
7 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 17 | The friendsreunited website = Few interestin' buddies there. |
8 | Larry Brash | 14 | The Nigerian Advanced Fee Fraud Scam = A daft African revenue-adding scheme. |
8 | Andrew | 14 | The Australian Broadcasting Commission = Music station has modern Aboriginal acts. |
10 | David Bourke | 12 | The Alliance of Sodomy Supporters = Costly Preparation-H seldom of use! |
11 | Michael | 10 | The Rumsfeld Pentagon = The darn Temple of Guns. |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Great hits zap ~ The Gaza Strip. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Suwa's Sushi Bar, California = Basic raw fish & nori, as usual. |
Total points: | 257 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.295) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 49 | Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Be... = An abnormal foreign kook realizing the brutal, ... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 42 | "As you know, you go to war with the army you ha... = To withdraw? Why? You mount a war with the most... |
3 | Andrew | 33 | One hundred icebergs are floating towards the ma... ~ and behold, we great Maoris found a new large f... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 26 | "We have to work with Nigeria. That's an importa... = "A wit? No, a twit! We work on Bush as path to ... |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior = Dry, acerbic tome extracts humor seen in gracious living. |
6 | Larry Brash | 20 | "In the future everyone will be famous for fifte... = Untrue! We see that for Bush only a new life of... |
7 | Michael | 14 | Rhett Butler to Scarlet O'Hara: "Frankly, my dea... = Bored, she craved that tall, married, taut, gre... |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 12 | The President of the National Association of Eva... = Theologian poof denies "anti-christian" love-ac... |
9 | David Bourke | 11 | The former Lebanese Industry Minister, the late ... = Fire! The Grim Reaper's one steel bullet termin... |
Total points: | 228 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
1 | Larry Brash | 75 | George W. Bush meets with Her Royal Highness Que... = At the White House, Bush talks with Vice Presi... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 40 | A young man called Chuck invited his mother over... = With only Clingfilm shorts on, the man went to... |
3 | Andrew | 31 | His Holiness Pope John Paul died and, naturally,... = The Pope had just commenced a tour of Washingt... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 29 | Candice was on her way home from the office when... = An attractive blonde arrived at the casino and... |
5 | Paul Pan | 14 | The NME Cool List Top Ten: 1 Beth Ditto, The Go... = Phalanx of the ten coolest Anagrammy athletes:... |
6 | Michael | 5 | John Kerry, in a deep sleep, blithely mutters a ... = To void his ardent, unsettling prose and foil ... |
Total points: | 194 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.182) |
1 | Andrew | 50 | A Recipe for Eggs Benedict |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | Christina Rossetti's 'Listening' anagrammed into 3 poems. |
3 | David Bourke | 33 | A pianist with Tourette's Syndrome is walking the streets of Soho. [WARNING CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEAR WORDS AND SEXUAL RE... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 33 | MAGGIE MAY (Song by Rod Stewart) |
5 | Rosie Perera | 24 | The Altar |
Total points: | 178 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.161) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | Penis enhancement surgeries = See, puniest men garner inches! |
2 | Don Rogers | 27 | Colorectal blockages = Collect a sore backlog. |
3 | Sir T Aucscua | 24 | All test my asshole = Totally shameless. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 21 | Insert one's sperm into a cunt = Semen in coitus partner. Tons! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The dramatist Oscar Wilde = Wordsmith is a rectal date. |
6 | Michael | 13 | "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" - by The Andrews Sisters = "Boobie Woogie Bugger's Toy" - by The Swindle Arses! |
7 | View | 10 | No fucking good = Cooking of dung. |
7 | Andrew | 10 | Cute skunk firings ~ sure fucking stink! |
9 | Paul Pan | 6 | Feltching = Clit nfg, eh? |
Total points: | 161 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.310) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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