1 | Mey Kraus | 47 | Abusive relationships = Pain? Bruises? I have lots. |
2 | Rick | 37 | Cognitive therapist: ~ "I've got rich patients!" |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | "Hope is a waking dream." - Aristotle = So heartwarming. Said like a poet! |
4 | View | 25 | Deadly combination = Man, lady, bed, coition. |
5 | David Bourke | 22 | Stouter girths = Tight trousers. |
6 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 21 | In a moment = No time, man! |
7 | aussie battler | 15 | Appreciates ~ pasta recipe. |
8 | Toby Gottfried | 14 | Deadly combination = Bin Laden + a city = Doom. |
9 | Larry Brash | 10 | Bilateral hip replacements = Her case: pain, limp... All better! |
9 | Simon Woodard | 10 | Nudist gigs = Disgusting. |
11 | Ellie | 8 | Chanteuses ~ chase tunes. |
12 | Adrian Hickford | 7 | In agreement = Near-meeting. |
12 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 7 | Tri-nitro toluene = To ruin entire lot. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Coprolites = Relict poos. |
Total points: | 257 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.318) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 57 | The Mona Lisa drawing = A damsel with a grin on. |
2 | Toby Gottfried | 40 | "The Scarlet Letter" by Nathaniel Hawthorne = Recall, then, the '... |
3 | Paul Pan | 37 | The Hunchback of Notre Dame = A bucktoothed Frenchman, he. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 32 | Onward Christian Soldiers = Lord is at war, sends in choir? |
5 | Larry Brash | 22 | Supermodel Naomi Campbell = One lump's a medical problem. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The boys' novel Treasure Island = Heard tale by R. Louis Stevenson. |
7 | Ellie | 12 | John Keats: 'Ode on Melancholy' = Hello, can he do jokes? Not many. |
7 | David A Green | 12 | Captain William Earl Johns, the creator... = Aloft in Sopwith Camel, I can go grab ... |
9 | View | 10 | The artist formerly known as 'Prince' = Crank's a nit, performer with no style. |
Total points: | 241 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.220) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 62 | Sir Elton's big day = Not by a girl's side... |
2 | Don Rogers | 41 | Ariel Sharon hospitalized = A leadership is horizontal. |
3 | Toby Gottfried | 39 | Times Square, New York City = It quite rocks my New Year's. |
4 | Linda Garner | 30 | Cost of living increase = Losers facing eviction. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 21 | American Air Marshals shoot passenger = Maniac has terror rampages, so he's slain. |
6 | David Bourke | 20 | Best final ~ in Belfast. |
7 | Rick | 13 | The late US comedian Richard Pryor = Oh dear, typical trend is race humor. |
8 | Larry Brash | 10 | The late US comedian Richard Pryor = Mainly a report: his death occurred. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Rolf Harris's portrait of the Queen = Quoth she: a first in prole art for E.R. |
10 | View | 2 | Scores of whales beached in New Zealand = Woe when obese crazed 'sea - fish' clan land. |
Total points: | 243 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.238) |
1 | Larry Brash | 39 | Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the ... = He began on an experiment: A "Hello?" ... |
2 | David A Green | 32 | Russian ballet dancer Rudolf Khametovic... = Unrivalled, he's famously bravoed in t... |
3 | Toby Gottfried | 30 | Astronaut John Glenn = Long non-Earth jaunts. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 30 | The Blessed Virgin Mary = Delivers by this manger. |
5 | Don Rogers | 17 | The Wise Men: Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthazar = What able, learned stargazers champion Him! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 16 | Wilnelia Forsyth = Still a horny wife? |
6 | Hans-Peter Reich | 16 | The Norwegian explorer Roald E.G.Amundsen = Rare South-Pole examiner, now grand legend! |
6 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 16 | Sir Galahad = A grail dash! |
9 | David Bourke | 15 | The late Kerry Francis Bullmore Packer = Rum fella. Cricket players heartbroken. |
10 | View | 13 | Private detective Sherlock Holmes = Let's harm the evil deceptive crooks! |
10 | Paul Pan | 13 | Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = I'm a paranoid madman 'n' I hate Jehudi nerds. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Christina Maria Aguilera = Her air-guitar is maniacal! |
Total points: | 248 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | View | 55 | The Polaroid cameras = Clear photo is a dream. |
2 | Larry Brash | 46 | The Microsoft Corporation = Sort of pathetic or moronic. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 40 | Hitler's dictatorship = A Third Reich's its plot. |
4 | Linda Garner | 30 | Disney Channel = See child nanny. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 29 | The Gandhi Labor Institute in Ahmedabad = Highest tribute to a bald, Indian head-man. |
6 | Toby Gottfried | 24 | Capetown, South Africa = I can watch out for apes. |
7 | David Bourke | 22 | The Cregagh housing estate in East Belfast = "The late George Best's fantashtic! A geniush!" |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Ursus arctos horribilis = Sour, cross, brutish, I lair. |
Total points: | 252 | from 43 votes (DFE factor: 0.186) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 62 | "I have been through some terrible thing... = "Whereas the others were all, thankfull... |
2 | Larry Brash | 42 | It provokes the desire but it takes away... = Risk's fair that we've had too many be... |
3 | David Bourke | 36 | The new leader of the Conservative Party... = Onward, after Michael Howard's malevole... |
4 | Mey Kraus | 27 | "A little in one's own pocket is better... = "The line is nice, but thanks to comp... |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 22 | According to astrology, what star sign ... = Capricorn. Now some fab, new Trinity'... |
6 | James H Young | 18 | "Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comed... = While irony is done when a few unlikel... |
7 | Don Rogers | 13 | Alan Shepard, Scott Carpenter, John Gle... = Project Mercury was responding to nati... |
8 | David A Green | 12 | Joyce Lankester Brisley's "The Adventur... = Children value and flatly enjoy my boo... |
Total points: | 232 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 38 | The Christmas movie 'It's A Wonderful Life' = Festive old film hit is sure to charm anew. |
2 | Toby Gottfried | 34 | "It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas." = Tell Santa, "Come in! Bring those gifts I like!" (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 29 | The Twelve Days of Christmas ~ Left my saved cash with store. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 25 | Merry Saint Nicholas = In early on Christmas. |
5 | View | 24 | The true meaning of Christmas = Cherish a great moment, it's fun! |
6 | Mey Kraus | 21 | Bethlehem Palestinians on Christmas Eve = A solemn event in the Messiah's birthplace. |
7 | David Bourke | 20 | Christmas over-eating = Heart-scares, vomiting. |
8 | Joe Fathallah | 18 | Christmas food = Has discomfort. |
9 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 11 | The Awardmaster's challenge is ~ a sweet Christmas Herald Angel! |
10 | Don Rogers | 10 | The gifts of the Wise men: Gold, Franki... = Asked them, "Sent thy offerings for ne... |
11 | Ellie | 8 | The Three Kings, aka Magi, Wise Men = A sign: we make a night trek... see HIM. |
12 | Larry Brash | 6 | After the twelfth day of Christmas, I a... = Feast day gift voucher for memory testi... |
13 | Linda Garner | 5 | Chestnuts roasting on an open fire= an' hints upon since forgotten eras. |
Total points: | 249 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.310) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 55 | DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT by... = 'Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night... |
2 | Mey Kraus | 41 | [Bush Teleconference With Soldiers Stag... = The rehearsal Ms. Barber: Nice to s... |
3 | David Bourke | 38 | ... |
4 | Mehal Shah | 31 | The Fellowship of the Ring: Frodo Baggi... = I saw an long, epic book from ergo, k... |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 12 | Kew, Chiswick, Barnes, Hammersmith, Putn... = The Central London Thames crossings in... |
Total points: | 177 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.161) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 43 | Ambigram of the first verse of Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky. |
2 | James H Young | 33 | Google. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Annabel Lee. |
4 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 23 | The Leader by Anonymous. |
5 | Hans-Peter Reich | 21 | Anagrammed Bible in German. |
6 | Richard Brodie | 8 | Surah #108. |
6 | View | 8 | The rich man has his motor car. |
Total points: | 167 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.241) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 50 | The hardcore-porno star Linda Lovelace = Deep Throat's carnal icon loved her oral! |
2 | Mey Kraus | 44 | The calendar model = A doll had men erect. |
3 | Rick | 32 | Ah! A suppository clue... ~ Oh, place it up your ass. |
4 | Paul Pan | 22 | Coitus & onanism à Sanctimonious. |
5 | aussie battler | 19 | Palpitates = Tits appeal. |
6 | David Bourke | 7 | Hellenic Naturist Federation = Fellation, recruited in Athens. |
Total points: | 174 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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