1 | Deano | 78 | Familiarity breeds contempt = Bet it's typical of married men. |
2 | Scott Gardiner | 54 | A depression = One's despair. |
3 | David Bourke | 35 | The typical blonde-haired woman = On the whole, rated incapably dim. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 31 | A healthy diet = The daily hate. |
5 | Zoran | 25 | The art of seduction = Act of true hedonist. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 22 | Sweet dreams ~ saw me rested. |
6 | View | 22 | Pour cold water on... = Cool down rapture. |
8 | Ellie | 21 | Noteworthiness ‡ Show no interest. |
9 | Toby Gottfried | 16 | Don't put all your eggs in one basket = Plan touted, but seen risky long ago. |
10 | Mey Kraus | 14 | Combat injury = Cut, in army job. |
11 | mod | 12 | Rude Section = Erotic Nudes. |
11 | Adrian Hicksford | 12 | Bearded Ladies ‡ Dead desirable. |
13 | Rick | 10 | An erotic ~ reaction. |
14 | Turb | 4 | The tsunami scare on December = Merchants rose, became united. |
15 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 1 | Glass of water ~ was e.g. for salt. |
Total points: | 357 | from 60 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 69 | Star Clint Eastwood ~ also wants to direct. |
2 | Dee4j | 39 | Tiger Woods is the man! = "Good, I win the Masters!" |
3 | Don Fortier | 32 | Hillary Clinton's black comedy = "Kill My Bill" (any chance, doctors?) |
3 | Ellie | 32 | Constable's masterpiece, "The Haywain" = The way he obtains a simple cart scene. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 29 | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy = Hi, that author highly excited geeks. |
6 | David Bourke | 25 | The cartoon character Popeye the Sailor Man = Oh, tar ate more spinach to reach real potency! |
7 | Scott Gardiner | 24 | Claude Monet's "The Water Lily Pond" = He'll paint wet or muddy scene a lot. |
7 | Deano | 24 | The Pam and Tommy video = A TV nympho made me do it. |
7 | Richard Grantham | 24 | Sandro Botticelli = Artistic old noble. |
10 | Larry Brash | 23 | The Italian composer Antonio Lucio Vivaldi = I am a poor, Catholic, loud, Venetian violinist. |
11 | Toby Gottfried | 21 | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds = Why not like this dandy music ? |
12 | Tony Crafter | 10 | 'I Close My Eyes And Count To Ten' = Dusty cannot see me too nicely. |
13 | Don Rogers | 7 | Demolition Derby = Body remodel in it. |
Total points: | 359 | from 60 votes (DFE factor: 0.217) |
1 | Scott Gardiner | 50 | The traditional Passover meal = To have a Seder is all-important. |
2 | Mey Kraus | 45 | Despite hope, ~ the Pope dies. |
3 | ofap | 44 | Labour Party Manifesto = Tony Blair maps our fate. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Adrian Hicksford | 43 | The Jackson Trial = Reckon that's jail. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 41 | Charles will have to postpone his nuptia... ~ in plans to avoid clash with Holy Pope'... |
6 | David Bourke | 27 | Tony Blair's election manifesto = More nasty lies, notable fiction. |
7 | Rick | 19 | The Royal Wedding = Now delayed, right? |
8 | Don Rogers | 17 | Conclave of the Cardinals = Ah, concord; fill "vacant See". |
9 | Rosie Perera | 13 | The honeymoon at Balmoral = Month at a noble royal home. |
9 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 13 | "Are you thinking what we're thinking?" = "Hey, a git! Right wanker! No win in the UK!" |
11 | View | 12 | The Conclave of Cardinals = Called... chosen for Vatican. |
12 | Don Fortier | 10 | John Paul the Second passes in Rome = Pope, Holiness, hero -- ascend, just man. |
13 | Deano | 9 | Tony Blair versus Michael Howard = Hah! Idle New Labour vs Tory racism. |
14 | Dee4j | 7 | Iraqi insurgents are~ in square near Tigris. |
Total points: | 350 | from 59 votes (DFE factor: 0.237) |
1 | Ellie | 80 | Will Shakespeare ~ speaks well, I hear. |
2 | David Bourke | 70 | His Holiness Pope Benedict = Ich bin ein hopeless despot. |
3 | Scott Gardiner | 51 | The apostle Judas = A plot--Jesus' death. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 47 | Grigori Rasputin and the Empress Alexandra = Mad Russian, in ego-trip, had regal sex-partner. |
5 | Rick | 36 | Camilla, the Duchess of Rothesay = She's daft, homelier... a lousy catch. |
6 | Mey Kraus | 33 | Benedict XVI (Joseph Ratzinger) = He gets in prized Vicar job next. |
7 | Toby Gottfried | 20 | Edouard Manet = Mature ? No, dead. |
8 | Jeff Fishman | 6 | Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger = John P. regrets radical Nazi. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 5 | German painter and engraver Albrecht Durer = I'm grand angel etcher; pure art never ran drab. |
Total points: | 348 | from 60 votes (DFE factor: 0.150) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 92 | London's Westminster Abbey = One wanders by silent tombs. |
2 | Don Rogers | 37 | Fat Man and Little Boy = I flatten land by atom. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 34 | US Office of Management and Budget = Fudge; finance mega amounts of debt. |
4 | Don Fortier | 28 | The Masters Golf Tournament = Most men start hunt for Eagle. |
5 | Rick | 27 | American prostitutes... ~ at times, Puerto Ricans. |
6 | Dee4j | 26 | Arctic National Wildlife Refuge = A few can drill it, get oil ; face ruin. |
7 | Deano | 25 | Smith and Wesson = Shot 'n' missed? Naw! |
8 | David Bourke | 22 | The Costa Brava region of Spain = Brits, one vat of cheapo sangria. |
9 | View | 21 | Hispanists = It's Spanish. |
10 | Zoran | 14 | Miami Heat = Hi, I'm a team! |
11 | Larry Brash | 10 | St. Peter's Basilica, Rome = Pieta, relics (ears), tombs. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Rubens At The Palace = A respectable haunt. |
Total points: | 344 | from 60 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 88 | The movie 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', dir... = It's a biblical trove from God they se... |
2 | Larry Brash | 61 | NOTE: This forum is moderated. Spam pos... = We promise to dump morbid adverts from... |
3 | Deano | 54 | The election candidacies of Tony Blair,... ~ as held in national democracy handled ... |
4 | David Bourke | 53 | Prince Rainier Louis Henri Maxence Bert... = Monarch into finance...married Grace, ... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 32 | Alexander Pope's great "Essay on Man" b... = The content marks man's bankrupt foppe... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 29 | "Ra-ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian q... = Tsarina's immoral paramour. He was poi... |
Total points: | 317 | from 54 votes (DFE factor: 0.111) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 77 | One night I dreamed I was walking along... = Two monks, wandering through the wood... |
2 | David Bourke | 67 | The Queen will miss the civil wedding o... = The 8 vital reasons Prince Charles is... |
3 | Mey Kraus | 66 | Childhood by Michael Jackson Have yo... = (The verdict in the trial of Michael ... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 38 | Buttprints in the Sand One night I ha... = Some notorious lines of poetry attrib... |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 18 | "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me y... = John F Kennedy inaugurated an unlucky... |
Total points: | 266 | from 47 votes (DFE factor: 0.106) |
1 | Mike Keith | 80 | Tired with all these for restful death I cry... |
2 | Mey Kraus | 63 | The Parson's Tale (that is found in 'The Canterbury Tales' written by Geoffrey Chaucer) |
3 | Richard Grantham | 62 | How like a winter hath my absence been... |
4 | David Bourke | 31 | 'Mandy' - Barry Manilow |
5 | Tony Crafter | 30 | There was a young babe from Skravire... |
Total points: | 266 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.109) |
1 | Mike Keith | 60 | His large penis ~ is pleasing her. |
2 | Mey Kraus | 50 | A pair of crotchless panties = Has rip for potential access. |
3 | Adrian Hicksford | 31 | Interactive porn = Pervert in action. |
4 | Rick | 29 | A lesbian experience = Exercise a penile ban. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Angelina Jolie's ass = I ogle a lass in jeans. |
6 | View | 19 | Pornographic videotapes = Proposed topic - her vagina. |
7 | Paul Pan | 17 | Breast augmentation = An utmost giant EE bra! |
8 | David Bourke | 12 | Thomas Crapper, the "inventor of the flu... = Great merit proven: "Pull the chain, th... |
9 | Ice | 10 | The water closet = See twat, chortle. |
9 | Deano | 10 | Shit for brains = Or, British fans. |
11 | Zoran | 6 | Denise van Outen = One evident anus. |
12 | Joe Fathallah | 3 | Michael Howard's Manifesto = Low racism of mean shithead. |
13 | nedesto | 0 | Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger = J-P rogers Nazi in cathedral. |
Total points: | 276 | from 48 votes (DFE factor: 0.271) |
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