1st - Tony Crafter with:
Enlargement of the prostate gland =
Often targets an older man. Get help.
2nd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Premature onset of Alzheimer's =
The last memories are frozen up
3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
Big wheel at a short-order cafe ~
with a Bachelor of Arts degree.
Christopher Sturdy with:
He is tattooed =
It's head to toe
Dharam Khalsa with:
Listening to "Deep Focus Music" ~
I complete confusing studies.
Dharam Khalsa with:
It's the same old story =
Yes, as mothers told it.
Dharam Khalsa with:
Most owners talked to their dogs like they are human =
Ha! Yet, Mom glared at us three kids with one stern 'look'.
Dharam Khalsa with:
Big wheel at a short-order cafe ~
with a Bachelor of Arts degree.
Dharam Khalsa with:
Taking a wild stab in the dark =
War-blind king said, "Take that!"
George Missailidis with:
Deriving functions =
Into finding curves.
Meyran Kraus with:
Thoroughbred races =
Turbocharged horse.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Premature onset of Alzheimer's =
The last memories are frozen up
Murray Cameron with:
It's the same old story =
Sod history, let's mate!
Paul Pan with:
Refuse most ~
terms of use.
Paul Pan with:
Late term abortion ~
to terminate labor.
Rick Rothstein with:
Conspiracy theories =
Epic corny stories. Ha!
Rosie Perera with:
A peaceful transfer of power in America =
Face no war; a free, fair election ramps up.
Rosie Perera with:
Dystopian universe =
Very stupid, so inane.
Tom Myers with:
Forge road together ~
for the greater good.
Tom Myers with:
Time is a wastin' ~
means I sit, wait.
Tom Myers with:
Counterintuitive ideas =
Creative intuition used.
Tom Myers with:
A clear plastic Bic pen =
Practicable as pencil.
Tony Crafter with:
Enlargement of the prostate gland =
Often targets an older man. Get help.
Tyler Severance with:
Pandemic =
Dem panic!
View with:
Catastrophic failure =
The particular fiasco.
1st - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Sir David Attenborough's 'A Life on Our Planet' =
Head naturalist on TV in despair of our globe.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Spice Girls: Ginger, Sporty, Baby, Scary and Posh =
Presently: Gray, Gross, Big Hips, Bitchy and A Corpse.
3rd - David Bourke with:
The pugilist Michael Gerard Tyson =
"Laugh at my lisp? Get hit, reconsider!"
David Bourke with:
The pugilist Michael Gerard Tyson =
"Laugh at my lisp? Get hit, reconsider!"
Dharam Khalsa with:
The Addams Family =
Mayhem adds a lift.
Meyran Kraus with:
Many art lovers bid aloud on ~
'Salvator Mundi' by Leonardo.
Meyran Kraus with:
The Spice Girls: Ginger, Sporty, Baby, Scary and Posh =
Presently: Gray, Gross, Big Hips, Bitchy and A Corpse.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Sir David Attenborough's 'A Life on Our Planet' =
Head naturalist on TV in despair of our globe.
Murray Cameron with:
Scary, Ginger, Baby, Sporty and Posh =
Agony! Heard crappy songs by Brits.
Tony Crafter with:
'A Promised Land' - Barack Obama, the former US President =
A proud black man had a dream: Be set to inspire reforms!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Belarusian election result =
Latest count here is unreliable.
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Many lives are at stake =
Easy alternative: mask!
3rd - John Murray with:
Reduce coronavirus =
Order us our vaccine
David Bourke with:
The State of California =
Escalation of that fire.
Dharam Khalsa with:
Who backs a psycho Trump's inane antimalarial drug? =
Pharmaceutical industry (also known as 'Big Pharma')
Dharam Khalsa with:
Trump tells voters in North Carolina to vote twice =
That test will prove controversial to men in court.
Dharam Khalsa with:
Trump describes fallen heroes: "Losers" and "Suckers" =
And he sure lacks respect for numberless soldiers!
Dharam Khalsa with:
Trump lied and thousands of Americans died =
A dishonest fraud, a turd, smiled "No pandemic."
Dharam Khalsa with:
Hurricane Sally ‡
Clearly in a rush.
Dharam Khalsa with:
US presidential candidates =
Stupid and Less tied in a race.
John Murray with:
Reduce coronavirus =
Order us our vaccine
Meyran Kraus with:
The Belarusian election result =
Latest count here is unreliable.
Meyran Kraus with:
The late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg =
One great big heart dies, but cruel Trump just cheers! :(
Meyran Kraus with:
Donald Trump doesn't pay his taxes =
And most experts aptly said: "NO DUH".
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Teams of Covid marshals =
Masters of dismal havoc.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Operation Moonshot =
In toto, a moron's hope
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Hurricane Sally =
Such rain, really!
Murray Cameron with:
Opa-locka City lifts the ban on wearing saggy pants =
Big ass gaping? Police want clean y-fronts... that okay?
Murray Cameron with:
'Plandemic' conspiracies =
Crap diplomas in science
Murray Cameron with:
The US Presidential Elections =
Reel out dense philistine cast.
Phil Carmody with:
"Trump Lied and Americans Died" ~
ridiculed a madman president.
Phil Carmody with:
California is red =
I clarified arson.
Rick Rothstein with:
The Oregon and California wildfires =
I feel a horrid conflagration widens.
Rick Rothstein with:
The West Coast of California ~
catches fire now; is fatal too.
Rosie Perera with:
Trump calls the fallen soldiers "losers" and "suckers" =
So, let's call Donald's rash smirk/leers unrespectful.
Rosie Perera with:
The nano-diamond battery technology =
Not bad. No need to charge it? Only a myth!
Rosie Perera with:
Overturning Roe v. Wade =
Worn-out anger revived.
Rosie Perera with:
First Biden-Trump debate is complete =
Bet public fretted: "I am not impressed."
Tom Myers with:
The death of SCOTUS Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg =
Said subject brought rushed Senate court fight.
Tom Myers with:
Many lives are at stake =
Easy alternative: mask!
Tom Myers with:
Biden/Harris =
Hired brains.
Tony Crafter with:
Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is to face a second trial =
Iran's 'Fanatical Zeal Office' ran this organized act.
Tyler Severance with:
Presidential debates =
Repeated bits and lies.
View with:
The Coronavirus stimulus =
Uh, our virus-ailment costs!
View with:
Anti-mask protest =
Mistake; stop rant!
View with:
The medical worker Breonna Taylor =
Tell & know, America. No death by error!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg =
One great big heart dies, but cruel Trump just cheers! :(
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Biden/Harris =
Hired brains.
3rd - David Bourke with:
The former pugilist Alan Minter =
Full-time pro, a master in the ring.
David Bourke with:
The former pugilist Alan Minter =
Full-time pro, a master in the ring.
Dharam Khalsa with:
President's Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett
=
Résumé
* Prayer
* Demeanor
* Respect by men
* Constitution
Murray Cameron with:
Marilyn Manson (a rock singer) =
Mr Snarling Croaky Noise Man
Paul Pan with:
Busta Rhymes =
A shyster bum.
Rick Rothstein with:
The Notorious RBG =
Outright sober, no?
Tony Crafter with:
Kate Shemirani =
Anti-mask ire, eh?
1st - Tony Crafter with:
The London Sewerage System =
Steamy logs seen down there!
2nd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Hurricane Sally =
Such rain, really!
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation =
Often long, kind, valuable work to battle racism.
Dharam Khalsa with:
United States Supreme Court =
Statutes, procedure, minutes.
Dharam Khalsa with:
United States Supreme Court =
Tainted. Secure up some trust!
Kristian Knezevic with:
Volcan de Colima =
Conic model, lava.
Meyran Kraus with:
World Health Organization =
To right a hazard no one will.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Hurricane Sally =
Such rain, really!
Murray Cameron with:
The US Presidential Elections =
Heinous A-List Creep: "Let's end it."
Rick Rothstein with:
U.S. President Donald Trump's Space Force ~
stars perfect loud-and-proud specimens.
Rick Rothstein with:
The Atlantic Magazine =
That nice, amazing tale.
Rick Rothstein with:
The Proud Boys =
Oh, dopy brutes.
Rosie Perera with:
The North Carolina State Board of Elections =
I cast another ballot; one has to reinforce DT!
Rosie Perera with:
Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation =
Often long, kind, valuable work to battle racism.
Rosie Perera with:
National Tall Persons' Day =
Any/all on stilts on parade.
Tony Crafter with:
The London Sewerage System =
Steamy logs seen down there!
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Trump described fallen heroes as "Losers" and "Suckers" =
He lacks respect for dead soldiers?!!? Surreal numbness!
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Top Overheard Redundancies
* "Deja vu all over again"
* "The ATM machine"
* "Fellow colleague"
* "Some past history"
* "PIN number"
=
* "Major upheaval"
* "Completely annihilated"
* "HIV virus"
* "Armed gunman"
* "Fell down"
* "Cooperated together"
* "Reason is because..."
3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
QAnon:
1) One evil cult rules the planet
2) Trump is a hero
3) Democrats are sinister
4) Patriots are in control
5) They want us divided
=
1) The Illuminati
2) Resolves pedophilia
3) Undertones invented
4) Military squadrons counteract threat
5) Protests on race war
David Bourke with:
The Spice Girls: Geri (Ginger), Mel C(Sporty), Emma (Baby), Mel B (Scary), and Victoria (Posh)
=
Geriatric, me!
Chav clothing8
Mediocre pygmy
Brassy slapper
Miserable git, snob.
Dharam Khalsa with:
QAnon:
1) One evil cult rules the planet
2) Trump is a hero
3) Democrats are sinister
4) Patriots are in control
5) They want us divided
=
1) The Illuminati
2) Resolves pedophilia
3) Undertones invented
4) Military squadrons counteract threat
5) Protests on race war
Dharam Khalsa with:
What will happen if Trump loses and refuses to leave?
=
Staff pulls the loser out, while avid newsmen appear.
Dharam Khalsa with:
What will happen if Trump loses and refuses to leave?
=
A full arrest; even the apeman's posh wife would split.
Maurice Goddard with:
US election: Trump tells North Carolina voters to vote twice
=
Corrupt moron! Let's vote well to *OUST* the satanic vile cretin!
Maurice Goddard with:
"Our current President is a cheat, a liar, a fraud, a bully, a racist, a predator, and a con man."
=
Donald Trump. A crude fiery charlatan! A paranoid! An autocrat! A brainless irate curse!
Meyran Kraus with:
Top Overheard Redundancies
* "Deja vu all over again"
* "The ATM machine"
* "Fellow colleague"
* "Some past history"
* "PIN number"
=
* "Major upheaval"
* "Completely annihilated"
* "HIV virus"
* "Armed gunman"
* "Fell down"
* "Cooperated together"
* "Reason is because..."
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Saint Joseph on the Brandywine Roman Catholic Church, located in Wilmington, Delaware
=
Where an eccentric, an old Joe Biden, might start a worship with many an alcoholic old nun?
Rick Rothstein with:
Trump described fallen heroes as "Losers" and "Suckers"
=
He lacks respect for dead soldiers?!!? Surreal numbness!
Rosie Perera with:
What will happen if Trump loses and refuses to leave? =
Stuff his apparent U.S. wall! I'd plan to move elsewhere.
Tony Crafter with:
When Garry Sykes came home half-drunk yet again, Evie took him to the window and pointed out the distillery lights, saying:
~
"See how large it is? They'll always make it faster than you can drink it."
"Oh.. yep," he nodded. "Mind you, I've got them working nights!"
View with:
The Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases =
Doctor Anthony Fauci leads that institution, foresees lifeline tragedies.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
"This Coronavirus threat seems real? I plotted that. There's no vaccine. I need you all destroyed." - God
2nd - David Bourke with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
"Lies are very good. They're a core tool. I understand tactics...I have the honestest lies!" - Donald Trump
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
"I see the man that invented autocorrect died today. God rest his loverly sole. Rust in peach." - A. R. Sole
David Bourke with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo =
"Lies are very good. They're a core tool. I understand tactics...I have the honestest lies!" - Donald Trump
Dharam Khalsa with:
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. - Galileo
=
Great theosophers dared not concur, so I've also deduced my theory - that it's all relative. - Einstein
Dharam Khalsa with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
Our leaders still deny reports on devastion due to hotter climate changes. Idiocy! Save the Earth!
Dharam Khalsa with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
"The harmonic interval, or octave, yielded its role noted here: tedious student scales." - Pythagoras
George Missailidis with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
Lad had seen Earth revolved round the sun, despite contrary yet sociological stories at the time.
George Missailidis with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
Other individuals solely to advocate the terrorising US state head can't yet comprehend, or else...?
George Missailidis with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
His planetary discovery does lead to heliocentric models that'd set out to arrange the universe.
Maurice Goddard with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
† † † To Cross on Grave † † †
* * * * * O Dear Me! * * * * *
To accept one day to Heaven I'll die,
Sure is the hardest truth I still deny!
Meyran Kraus with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
"This Coronavirus threat seems real? I plotted that. There's no vaccine. I need you all destroyed." - God
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
"As a test, the readily deceived must evaluate only: Did the nose start longer or shorter?" - Pinocchio
Paul Pan with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
"Heliocentric heaven? That's erred astronomy," shouted oddest Vatican elders. "Oust Galilei to pyre!"
Rosie Perera with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
I told the readers the good advice (not eerie nonsense) that Lysol, as a cure, heals Covid. Try it! -- Trump
Tony Crafter with:
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
"I see the man that invented autocorrect died today. God rest his loverly sole. Rust in peach." - A. R. Sole
View with:
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo
=
And yet it moves - Earth circles our Sun! Ooh, then... detest lies or degradations, help veracity to lead!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Here is my list of 7 possibly perfect book titles by great writers:
1. 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being' by Milan Kundera
2. 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time' by Mark Haddon
3. 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream' by Harlan Ellison
4. 'The Grapes of Wrath' by John Steinbeck
5. 'How to Lose Friends and Alienate People' by Toby Young
6. 'A Clockwork Orange' by Anthony Burgess
7. 'One Hundred Years of Solitude' by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
=
Then, here's a list to counter that - 7 infernal and useless (but actual) titles that suck the hardest:
1. 'How To Raise Your IQ By Eating Gifted Children' by Lewis Burke Frumkes
2. 'Pole Dancing To Gospel Hymns' by Andrea Gibson
3. 'He Died with A Felafel In His Hand' by John Birmingham
4. 'Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies' by Martin H. Greenberg
5. 'Everyone Poops' by Taro Gomi
6. 'Scouts In Bondage' by Geoffrey Prout
7. 'How to Read a Book' by Kelly Ana Morey
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
One day, Feargal Murphy goes into a pharmacy.
At the counter, he delves into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it over to the pharmacist.
"Could ya taste dis for me, please?" he says.
The pharmacist takes the teaspoon, gently puts it in his mouth, swills the fluid around and swallows it.
"Tell me, does dat taste very sweet to you?" says Murphy.
"No, not a bit," says the pharmacist.
"Begorrah, dat is a very big relief," says Murphy. "Only Dr O'Brien told me to come here and get me urine tested for sugar."
=
Pals Murphy and Seamus are due to travel to Australia.
Prior to the trip, Seamus's poppa gives them some advice:
"Watch them Aussie cab drivers," he says, "The dishonest feckers'll rob a tourist senseless. So, don't go payin' them what they ask for - haggle."
At Perth airport, they catch a cab to their hotel. When they get to their destination, the cabbie says, "OK, that's twenty dollars please, lads."
"Oh no you don't!" rants Seamus. "Moi old dad's warned me about people loike you. You're only gettin' fifteen dollars from me and that's it."
"And you're only gettin' fifteen from me too," says Murphy.
3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
Today I saw an elderly woman walking her dog, cane in one hand, leash in the other, when a young man grabbed her purse and ran down the street with it.
I stopped to ask if she was all right, before offering to call the cops. She smiled up at me.
~
The woman felt that finding a clearly desperate law breaker is not a big deal.
Anyway, when on her morning walks, she carries an old unneeded leather handbag in which to put the dog's fresh warm poop until she gets home to dispose of it.
Dharam Khalsa with:
Today I saw an elderly woman walking her dog, cane in one hand, leash in the other, when a young man grabbed her purse and ran down the street with it.
I stopped to ask if she was all right, before offering to call the cops. She smiled up at me.
~
The woman felt that finding a clearly desperate law breaker is not a big deal.
Anyway, when on her morning walks, she carries an old unneeded leather handbag in which to put the dog's fresh warm poop until she gets home to dispose of it.
George Missailidis with:
"I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man." - George Washington
=
"I believe I shall sham the whole process of elections to manifest at a fresh new time I can arrange other than soon, thus gaining astonishing votes." - Donald Trump
Maurice Goddard with:
"I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles,
the character of an honest man." - George Washington
=
Egomaniac Trump's the total reverse.
Havoc's dishonest, ignoble, cheating, selfish,
harsh, inept, unfit, inane, mean, foolish loon.
The worst malignant to raw disease!
Meyran Kraus with:
Here is my list of 7 possibly perfect book titles by great writers:
1. 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being' by Milan Kundera
2. 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time' by Mark Haddon
3. 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream' by Harlan Ellison
4. 'The Grapes of Wrath' by John Steinbeck
5. 'How to Lose Friends and Alienate People' by Toby Young
6. 'A Clockwork Orange' by Anthony Burgess
7. 'One Hundred Years of Solitude' by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
=
Then, here's a list to counter that - 7 infernal and useless (but actual) titles that suck the hardest:
1. 'How To Raise Your IQ By Eating Gifted Children' by Lewis Burke Frumkes
2. 'Pole Dancing To Gospel Hymns' by Andrea Gibson
3. 'He Died with A Felafel In His Hand' by John Birmingham
4. 'Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies' by Martin H. Greenberg
5. 'Everyone Poops' by Taro Gomi
6. 'Scouts In Bondage' by Geoffrey Prout
7. 'How to Read a Book' by Kelly Ana Morey
Paul Pan with:
"Shakira's music has a personal stamp that doesn't look like anyone else's and no one can sing or dance like her, at whatever age, with such an innocent sensuality, one that seems to be of her own invention" (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
=
The aged eminent Nobel laureate won't lie, he adores this amazon's fine vocal tones. Her talent, nymphean looks, arousing hips, hair, bouncy knockers, ass and sass awaken the novelist who can manage quaint geriatric erections.
Tony Crafter with:
One day, Feargal Murphy goes into a pharmacy.
At the counter, he delves into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it over to the pharmacist.
"Could ya taste dis for me, please?" he says.
The pharmacist takes the teaspoon, gently puts it in his mouth, swills the fluid around and swallows it.
"Tell me, does dat taste very sweet to you?" says Murphy.
"No, not a bit," says the pharmacist.
"Begorrah, dat is a very big relief," says Murphy. "Only Dr O'Brien told me to come here and get me urine tested for sugar."
=
Pals Murphy and Seamus are due to travel to Australia.
Prior to the trip, Seamus's poppa gives them some advice:
"Watch them Aussie cab drivers," he says, "The dishonest feckers'll rob a tourist senseless. So, don't go payin' them what they ask for - haggle."
At Perth airport, they catch a cab to their hotel. When they get to their destination, the cabbie says, "OK, that's twenty dollars please, lads."
"Oh no you don't!" rants Seamus. "Moi old dad's warned me about people loike you. You're only gettin' fifteen dollars from me and that's it."
"And you're only gettin' fifteen from me too," says Murphy.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Sonnet XIV by William Shakespeare
Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck;
And yet methinks I have astronomy,
But not to tell of good or evil luck,
Of plagues, of dearths, or seasons' quality;
Nor can I fortune to brief minutes tell,
Pointing to each his thunder, rain and wind,
Or say with princes if it shall go well,
By oft predict that I in heaven find:
But from thine eyes my knowledge I derive,
And, constant stars, in them I read such art
As truth and beauty shall together thrive,
If from thyself to store thou wouldst convert;
Or else of thee this I prognosticate,
Thy end is truth's and beauty's doom and date.
=
Honoring Intelligent Ruth
Resolved and mighty in some softer cloak,
Our Justice didn't try to put on airs
But motivated others as she spoke,
Evoking sympathy by being fair.
Behind that mammoth lectern set in court,
Each case was toiled on faithfully by Ruth;
No sticks nor sexist stones of any sort
Could sway this voice from the Pursuit of Truth.
Her task fulfilled, she reached out undeterred,
Grasped one quaint hammer with determination -
And from that tiny tap and final word,
Vast benefits evolved there in that nation...
Essentially, I'd only spot one flaw:
Lose her and it's goodbye to rightful law.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
RULE BRITANNIA!
Composed by Thomas Arne
(CHORUS) Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
This was the charter of the land,
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:
The nations not so blest as thee
Must, in their turn, to tyrants fall,
While thou shalt flourish great and free:
The dread and envy of them all.
Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke,
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.
To thee belongs the rural reign;
Thy cities shall with commerce shine;
All thine shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles, thine.
The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair.
Blest isle! with matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves
=
RUE BRITANNIA - AN URBAN HYMN
A Briton laments our nation's surrender to the shame merchants
(THE CHORUS) Rue Britannia, oh what has she become?
Never, never have the British felt so glum.
Where are the real traditions,
That Britain once held true and dear?
We've shunned our brave ambition,
Now it's just weakness, blame and fear.
We've lost the right to have a view,
And those that do are loath to tell,
Lest they affront the joyless few,
Who'll make their lives a living hell.
Anarchy rules the nation's streets,
All rules lie trampled in the dust,
Protestors marching to its beat,
Snarl slogans of blame and mistrust.
Our broadcaster, the BBC's
A shameless servant of the Left,
Hellishly biased and PC,
Yet it was once the nation's best.
Hurrah! We broke those EU chains,
Though miffed Remainers fought to stay,
But then a killer virus came
And all our plans went down the drain.
A navy that once ruled the main,
Has limply lost its former might,
But there's still time, let's seize the day,
Let's resurrect Britannia's fight!
Turn Britannia! We'll rally to stay free,
They shall never, never change our history!
3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
School Days
(Will D. Cobb and Gus Edwards Song)
School days, school days
Dear old golden rule days
Reading and writing and 'rithmetic
Taught to the tune of the hickory stick
You were my queen in calico
I was your bashful barefoot beau
And you wrote on my slate, "I love you, Joe"
When we were a couple of kids
=
First Day, Cursed Day
Home school, virtual school
We thought it would be WAY cool
Daughter yawns, enjoying a bath
Rowdy son yells questions about his math
I gulp all my coffee and take a coy look
Eyes wide, I see nonsensical gobbledygook
A coward, I wonder if I can endure
Such odd unrewarded torture!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Until I sensed my fly was open, I utterly had no idea... =
Then I found my penis was entirely outside all day!
2nd - David Bourke with:
"Is a wank on for Sat?" ~
"Not as far as I know!"
Eq3rd - Murray Cameron with:
In between the sheets ~
he's in sweet teen Beth.
Eq3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
Anti-BLM protester in NC dons unusual face mask =
Seen in a most unartful black penis and scrotum.
David Bourke with:
"Is a wank on for Sat?" ~
"Not as far as I know!"
Dharam Khalsa with:
Anti-BLM protester in NC dons unusual face mask =
Seen in a most unartful black penis and scrotum.
Meyran Kraus with:
Until I sensed my fly was open, I utterly had no idea... =
Then I found my penis was entirely outside all day!
Murray Cameron with:
In between the sheets ~
he's in sweet teen Beth.
Paul Pan with:
Glory hole =
Hello, orgy!
Tony Crafter with:
The dog's excrement =
God! Extreme stench.