Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 1999
1st - ID Letterman with:
Angina pectoris =
In pain. Got scare.
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Exclamation =
Note a climax.
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Statutory rape =
"A tot?" "Yup." "Arrest."
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Sexually Transmitted Disease =
Lays? Uses latex. AIDS terminated!
Wayne Baisley with:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION? =
I believe contrarian "in you end-o".
Larry Brash with:
Neurological diseases =
Loses glia. A cure? No! Dies.
Larry Brash with:
Motivational speaker =
Oops, I'm a native talker.
Richard Brodie with:
Parenthesis =
Inset phrase.
Daniel F. Etter with:
Oedipal =
Die ol' pa!
Daniel F. Etter with:
Alcoholism =
I smooch all!
Daniel F. Etter with:
Spelunking =
Plunge, sink.
Mattias Inghe with:
Bad Manners =
MS banner-ad.
Meyran Kraus with:
Shut Her Up! =
Erupt: "Hush!"
Meyran Kraus with:
Stonewall =
We stall on.
Meyran Kraus with:
The Armed Forces =
Drafts! Come here!
Meyran Kraus with:
Unsightly =
Hints: Ugly.
Meyran Kraus with:
French Gourmet =
Frog menu? Retch!
Meyran Kraus with:
"All things being equal, fat people use more soap." =
Question: Thin people smell as garbage, foul ape?
ID Letterman with:
Angina pectoris =
In so great panic.
ID Letterman with:
Malignant tumor =
I'm gaunt 'n' mortal.
ID Letterman with:
Botulism =
Must boil.
ID Letterman with:
World leaders =
Orwell's dread.
ID Letterman with:
Multiple sclerosis =
Lo! It perils muscles.
Marc Macauley with:
Four Wheel Drives =
Oh, direful swerve!
Janet Muggeridge with:
Noseless Letterman =
Net-teaser, "Smells? No!"
Janet Muggeridge with:
Pensioner inmates =
OAP-intern nemesis.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Introduction =
Induction Rot.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Contents List =
Clot's Intents.
Janet Muggeridge with:
The Appendices =
End-space pit, eh?
Tom Myers with:
Al Gore Created the Internet =
RE: credit. Get real, then atone!
Tom Myers with:
Rude suggestion =
Do use gesturing.
1st - Kevin Hale with:
Eurovision Song Contest =
I vote on cretinous songs.
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
William Shakespeare's 'Antony and Cleopatra' =
Play: "Caesar won: hard to sink. Asp, a-Nile-late me!"
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Philip K. Dick's "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" =
Rick Deckard (H. Ford) dispelled machines? I oppose it!
Kevin Hale with:
'Danse Macabre' =
Bad scare. Amen!
Kevin Hale with:
'Danse Macabre' =
A band scare me!
Meyran Kraus with:
Rene Magritte's "Le Chateau des Pyrenees" =
Painter: "Yes! Sea emerge under the castle!"
Meyran Kraus with:
"Nightmare House" =
Hi, a huge monster!
Tom Myers with:
Twin Dragons =
No grand wits.
Ucalegon with:
Magritte was crazier than Dali =
Thraw! Catalan imager's ditzier!
1st - Tom Myers with:
Albanian Refugees =
A Serbian, a gun, flee!
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Local government elections =
Inane mongrels collect vote.
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted:
Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified:
he is risen; he is not here:
behold the place where they laid him.
=
Christ the King! We cheer with joy thy adorable name.
His is a faith which ensures life.
He neutralized death. He opened the tomb.
He freed us of sin's ache.
Wayne Baisley with:
The Microsoft Corporation =
Hot time for co-conspirator.
Larry Brash with:
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold =
Darn boys kill children. A dare?
Mike Hatton with:
Trenchcoat Mafia =
The Maniac Factor.
Meyran Kraus with:
"Melissa" Creator David Smith Caught =
Christmas E-Mail... God! Virus attached!
Meyran Kraus with:
North Atlantic Treaty Organization =
A crazy, irrational nation? Got the TNT!
Meyran Kraus with:
Brooke Shields and Andre Agassi Split Up =
Posh girl: "Pause!", breaks 'I Do'. Tennis lad sad!
ID Letterman with:
Good Friday =
Ay, Rid of God!
Marc Macauley with:
The Melissa Virus =
I've ruthless aims.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Robertson =
No Serb rot!
Janet Muggeridge with:
National minimum wage =
I, I'm outlawing mean man.
Tom Myers with:
Amoco, Arco and BP. They will merge! =
Common greedy. Alphabetical row!
Tom Myers with:
Serbian Space Pogrom =
Big pen, corpse aromas.
Tom Myers with:
Found in civil contempt =
Dump Clinton - oft in vice.
Mick Tully with:
Humanitarian Disaster =
Taste inhuman air-raids.
Mick Tully with:
Combat Eighteen =
The bigot menace.
Mick Tully with:
The London Marathon =
The hot old man ran on.
William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
Serbian Leader, Slobodan Milosevic =
Evil; bloodier; bad; manic; reasonless.
1st - Tom Myers with:
Morning erections =
Crooning "insert me!"
2nd - Mick Tully with:
Male Chauvinist Pig =
Elicit, hump vaginas.
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Pork scratchings =
Pigs' rank crotchs.
Larry Brash with:
Hormone replacement therapy =
Larry, pheromone man; he pet etc.
Daniel F. Etter with:
Prostate gland =
Get strap-on, lad!
Jon Gearhart with:
Romance novel =
Lover came? Non.
Meyran Kraus with:
Use a contraceptive =
Actuate: "Cover penis!"
ID Letterman with:
Prostate surgery =
Test: Gear up! ...Sorry.
Tom Myers with:
Heavy petting =
Paying the vet?
Mick Tully with:
I want to drink hot cum =
It thick amount? Drown!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"This is a one time mailing. You will not receive an e-mail from our company again. Thank you." =
"A tiny, illicit violation? Spamming me once? How generous of you! A real humanitarian..." Mey K.
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Death to spam! =
Hate mad post!
3rd - Mick Tully with:
!!!!TEENS TAKING IT UP THE ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!! =
Shrieks: "Meatiest penetration - tight stuff!"
Larry Brash with:
EARN $100,000 PER YEAR SENDING E-MAIL =
100,000 are reeling. I yearn: End Spam!
Richard Brodie with:
LOTS OF CASH, FAST AND COMPLETELY LEGAL =
GOLD PAYOFF? HELL NO! TACTLESS SCAM TALE.
Richard Brodie with:
Deep Discount Adult Store! =
Stupid adolescent detour!
Art Day with:
Site now open =
We poison net.
Tom Myers with:
Get paid to surf the web =
Web fag, he prostituted.
Mick Tully with:
Get Paid to Surf the Web! =
Wet fart, eh, dopiest bug?
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
WE DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AVAILABLE FOR DSS, SATELITE OR DIGITAL
CABLE SYSTEMS AND DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING FOR THEM ANY TIME SOON.
=
I exhibit a most annoying, ineffective spam that mentally-challenged
nerds sent. A logo? "To Rob!"... Very sad. WAY too sad.
It has to end!
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
For we have all sinned, and come short of the glory of God. =
Severed off, from childhood, lower than angels, to agony.
Richard Brodie with:
The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen. =
How our Christian from Judea ably closes huge letter.
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Russian leader, Nikita Kruschev bangs shoe on table in the General Assembly =
Ha! I see angry, bald, soleless barbarian kicks heels at US government in the UN.
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
Lee Harvey Oswald =
Lay overhead. Slew!
eq.2nd - Kevin Hale with:
Samson and Delilah =
Slain handsome lad.
Larry Brash with:
Catherine Brett Wouters =
What erection? Trust beer.
ID Letterman with:
Richard Wagner =
Drew arch: a ring.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Charles and Camilla =
All clear? Manic dash.
Tom Myers with:
Marilyn Manson =
Manly man? No sir!
James Schraven with:
Jose Maria Olazabal =
A azalea major boils.
Gareth Simkins with:
Daniel Thomas =
Is male and hot.
Gareth Simkins with:
Daniel Thomas =
Loath maidens.
William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
Anthony Blair =
Tory Hannibal.
1st - Mick Tully with:
The Microsoft Corporation =
Motto: Rich fornicates poor.
2nd - Earle Jones with:
McDonalds Hamburgers =
Scrambled ground mash.
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Alcoholics Anonymous =
My, in such a cool saloon.
eq.3rd - Marc Macauley with:
The Declaration of Independence =
Confident, open-hearted; nice deal.
Daniel F. Etter with:
D'assault Mirage =
Maraud. Slag site.
Dan Fortier with:
United States Postal Service =
Unsated State Pistol Service.
Meyran Kraus with:
The entire list of planets: Mercury, Uranus, Jupiter, Venus, Earth, =
Saturn, Mars, Neptune, Pluto. The real universe? Hey, just terrific!
Meyran Kraus with:
The United States Army =
That true sadist enemy.
Marc Macauley with:
Music Boulevard and CDnow =
Bravo! new CD and loud music.
Marc Macauley with:
MAILER-DAEMON =
E-mail: "redo, man!"
Mick Tully with:
Colman's English Mustard =
Scald internals mum? Gosh!
Mick Tully with:
Fillet-o'-fish =
Hell! It IS off!
Mick Tully with:
Manchester United Football Club =
FC set tell Murdoch: unobtainable!
Mick Tully with:
Toyota Land Cruiser =
O, dusty oriental car.
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Alzheimer's Neurodegenerative Syndrome =
A long, severe, dire memory seizure. And then...
Memory reversing seizure, death. A lone end.
A neuron termed severely misorganized, eh?
Neurons vandalized. Her memory gets eerie.
Reveal unseen disorganized memory there.
Memory neutralized. Head's gone in reverse.
eq.2nd - Kevin Hale with:
Eurovision Song Contest =
I vote on cretinous songs.
Voices snore, not sing out.
Notorious voting scenes.
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
The middle of nowhere =
Do fondle with me here.
"Lift home?" he wondered.
The wormhole defined.
Wayne Baisley with:
Magritte was crazier than Dali =
Anagram Wizard elicits threat.
Anaheim, CA's ditz rat writ large.
Athwart crazed marginalities.
Carla Graz, nitwit idea hamster.
Diametrical straw hat agnizer.
Egalitarianism thwarted czar.
Martha Stewart realizing acid.
Switzerland Mariachi Regatta.
The drastic Maria Regina Waltz.
Was that a criminalized garter?
Wayne Baisley with:
The Microsoft Corporation =
Prior art of the not-so-comic...
...or the art of ironic compost.
...or the art of moronic topics.
Act of RotoRooterin' chimps.
Catchier sort of promotion.
Cite sophomoric Fart-O-Tron.
Co-opts metafiction horror.
Forrest on a microchip toot.
For theocratic promotions.
Hot time for co-conspirator.
Informatics' protector? Ooh.
Motorcars on top of Ritchie.
No time for this rococo part.
Oh, competitors' fornicator!
Operation Ostrich Comfort.
Posit room for the narcotic.
Protection from chaos, riot.
Short economic trip? Too far!
Sort of C: partition moocher.
Terroristic, on top of macho.
That proofroom is necrotic.
The art of cosmic porno riot.
The art of Crisco promotion.
The poo art of moron critics.
The porciform action roost.
Richard Brodie with:
Slobodan Milosevic =
Manic old S.O.B. So evil!
A cool, evil S.O.B.'s mind.
Civil loon made boss.
Social venom is bold.
Damn slob's voice: "Lo, I!"
Boo, scold vain slime.
I'm Col. Slob. So invade!
Colonial moves, bids.
Bad move. Collisions!
O no! Evil bloc sadism.
No! A civil blood mess.
Lo, civil madness. Boo!
Semi-Slavonic blood.
Oiled Slavonic mobs.
Class oblivion mode.
So Bill voiced moans.
I'm cold. No-love basis.
O, so a devil climbs on.
Boo! Dismal con lives?
Loco? Evil snob is mad.
Mean, livid, loco boss.
I, loco devil boss-man.
Villain comes. Do sob.
Villain's bosom co-ed.
So boil demonic Slav!
Richard Brodie with:
I am a virtual doofus =
Audio-visual format.
Usual odia. Vomit far.
O, I'm a foul data virus!
Art Day with:
Live Free Or Die =
Do I revere life?
Override: I flee!
Daniel F. Etter with:
Reproduction =
Or do ripe cunt.
Unerotic prod.
Nice rut. Droop.
Daniel F. Etter with:
Dance Music Authority =
Scratchy Audio Minute.
Heard acoustic mutiny.
I chance auditory smut.
Hi! Amateur disc county!
Jon Gearhart with:
Romance novel =
Clever? O, no man!
Lover came? Non.
Venom or clean?
Love cream'n on!
Kevin Hale with:
Samson and Delilah =
Damsel, sin and halo.
Slash mane and idol.
Slain handsome lad.
Kevin Hale with:
Wimbledon Fortnight =
Not blighted from win.
Inform blighted town.
Might not find bowler.
Both win? - Figment Lord!
Kevin Hale with:
Mitsubishi Shogun =
Is this housing bum?
Is his bum shouting?
It is minus hog hubs.
Ugh! Is this omnibus?
Gosh! It is minus hub.
Ho-hum! Bits issuing!
Mattias Inghe with:
Bad Manners =
Men and bras.
Bars and men.
MS banner-ad.
Earle Jones with:
Climbing mountains =
Man's bouncing limit.
Counting main limbs.
I'm into scaling, numb!
Meyran Kraus with:
"Melissa" Creator David Smith Caught =
Christmas E-Mail... God! Virus attached!
E-Mail got harmed? Virus! Catch sadist!
E-mail's virus-attached? Christ! Go Mad!
Meyran Kraus with:
Electro-Convulsive Therapy =
Volts help cure every action.
Pulse to nerve? Very catholic...
Volt-pulse to nerve? I cry: "Ache!"
Meyran Kraus with:
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be." =
New's 'In', old's a bit 'Out'. It's that age!
About the "It's old" against "It's new".
Meyran Kraus with:
<descram@hotbot.com> =
Scam to rob them, Doc!
Robs modem? To catch!
the_mad_cost@rob.com
Meyran Kraus with:
The Seventeenth of May =
Safe men, they vote then.
The sane, hefty men vote.
Sane, hefty vote... then me!
ID Letterman with:
Golden arches =
Horse glanced.
Roach legends.
Cold ranges, eh?
Char done legs.
Clashed negro.
Old green cash.
Marc Macauley with:
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off =
Fall; short foolish giggle or funny moan.
On half-funny, or almost foolish, giggler.
Foolish humor fans really not flogging.
Marc Macauley with:
The Declaration of Independence =
Confident, open-hearted; nice deal.
Defected opinion, later enhanced.
One confident, carpeted headline.
Nice telephone and odd interface.
Marc Macauley with:
MAILER-DAEMON =
E-mail: "redo, man!"
E-mail and more.
A modern E-mail.
Jamie Maxfield with:
ALICE'S RESTAURANT =
Is a natural secret.
Secular attainers.
As a certain result.
Sanctuaries alert.
As a lecturer's "anti-".
A clause restraint.
Current aliases at...
Saucers at latrine.
Transact a leisure.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Hormone replacement therapy =
Mother: creepy permanent halo.
Complete neat rare nymph hero.
Proper homely mate-enchanter.
Happy? Moaner, "Leech tormenter!"
Mean not healthy, mere cropper.
Heap creep hymenal tormentor.
Term healthy? No! Proper menace!
Merely cheapen or potent harm.
Retch permanently, Romeo heap.
Proper harm hence total enemy.
A neat nymph or re-complete her?
Help, no mere tampon treachery!
Peer romance or nymph athlete.
Manly cheer the mate. Proper, no?
Or hearten, "are complete nymph."
Permanently preach the Romeo.
Oomph the career permanently!
Proper homely enchanter meat.
Permanently hear erect? Oomph!
Penetrate nymph, or home clear!
Creep met harlotry phenomena.
Penetrate merry lech. An oomph!
Moan meant the lechery proper...
Or permanently reach the poem.
Or cream nymph penetrate-hole.
The erect amoral nymph-opener.
Merely cheapen torn metaphor.
Tom Myers with:
European security =
You persecute Iran.
Pure, easy, neurotic.
You air US pretence.
Tie up any resource.
Mick Tully with:
Colman's English Mustard =
Old man slices ham, grunts.
Ham smells rancid on guts.
Glumness? Claims: darn hot.
Scald internals mum? Gosh!
Mm! Hot? Nag sinuses? Call Dr!
Mick Tully with:
United States Air Force =
Its defter aeronautics.
Sure-fire NATO dictates.
Daft, noisiest creature.
Cuter, if dire, NATO asset.
Tense outside aircraft?
Mick Tully with:
Melinda Messenger =
Massed men leering.
Smile deranges men.
MM is seen enlarged.
Mick Tully with:
Opposition Leader William Hague =
Lose ritual pedophilia image NOW!
O, hail new image! (All-purpose idiot.)
Will: Audio? I pilot arse megaphone.
No hair? Ideal pupil. (Wig loose mate.)
Mick Tully with:
KLM Royal Dutch Airlines =
Loud machinery kills rat.
Shred, kill rat? Oi, calumny!
Kills animal herd? Outcry!
Nick amateurishly? Droll.
Aim? Ah, kill curly rodents.
Killed hairy rats column.
O, killer antics duly harm.
Satanic murder - holy kill?
Land, kill, hairy customer.
Kill animals? Do the curry.
William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
Serbian Leader, Slobodan Milosevic =
Blood-red Albanian crimes: 'e's so evil.
Boss; Considerable villain; O Dear Me!
Evil; bloodier; bad; manic; reasonless.
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Upon
an Usurer
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Summer time and the living is easy
Fish are jumping and the cotton is high
Your dad is rich and your mom is so good looking
So hush little baby don't you cry
=
Hot season is here, humdrum is harmony;
Giddy cod is coming, crop is tall.
Father has money and mother is just divinity;
You sobbing, kid? Enough. You got it all.
3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
[Anagrammed Beatles titles.]
I Saw Her Standing There =
Nearsighted heart wins.
I Want To Hold Your Hand =
I want horny adulthood.
Oil that hard woody, nun.
Horn-and-tail duty: Oh! Ow!
I'll Cry Instead =
Drastic yellin'.
Lady Madonna =
Annoy mad lad.
Nowhere Man =
Women ran, eh?
P.S. I Love You =
O, you pelvis!
Paperback Writer =
Beware! Crap PR kit.
Please Please Me =
Else, pee a sample.
She Loves You =
Yo, use shovel.
She's a Woman =
He's a woman's.
Something =
Me: hitsong.
Twist and Shout =
Thousand twits.
Yellow Submarine =
My new blue sailor.
Dan Fortier with:
And so now night is so difficult a time for me =
Could I sin, I might oft wander off into a mess =
In fast cars, this infinite fog would doom me =
Nitwit for deciding too famous, selfish man.
Meyran Kraus with:
[Some of the worst and worst titled horror movies ever made.]
"Nightmare House" =
Hi, a huge monster!
"Zombie Island Massacre" =
Lab's sadism? Cinema zero!
"The Deathray Mirror of Dr. Mabuse" =
A meaty-murder, bad-horror fetish.
"The Hunchback of The Morgue" =
Go hack 'em, butcher! Oh, the fun!
"Girl School Screamers" =
Slice class? Horror gem!